Appeal to Science
Ask him for Avogadro's number written out in full.
Any true Heimerdinger player will be unable to resist the call of science, and will type out 602214085774747400000000, and while he does this, you can easily land your spells.
If it doesn't work, then you aren't playing against Heimerdinger.
That is a cleverly disguised Azir.
Stop talking to the pidgeon.
Bottom Laner15 votesDo not do this if you are playing 
or 
as you will type it yourself due to your superior knowledge of science
Wukong X Ahri9 votesOr just do this. http://i.imgur.com/By3o2.png?noredirect
Mig891 voteswhat it looks like when morde ""shreds" https://media.giphy.com/media/obRl7NWUHEXQc/giphy.gif
Seraphize1 votesWHAT THE HOLY SOLARI IS THAT
Iron Rubric1 votesYou could always take smite, the items they build into arnt bad all around, and the upgraded snores can help a lot
DarkSunSovereign1 votesOr just pick Syndra and throw his science in his face... oh wait Syndra sucks RN nvm
RoodToob1 votesJust go to https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/?
Fat Beef1 votesAs an Az- I mean Heimer main, I approve.
Davy Crockett1 votestalking might be a tad bit of a problem (its kind of a deaf joke): http://www.nchearingloss.org/pse.htm
