Minions are the most oppressed race in Runeterra
We literally don't even think about killing them it's a mindless task Those POOR little things
We literally don't even think about killing them it's a mindless task Those POOR little things
I don't know scuttle seems worse treated in my opinion. He doesn't fight back ever and yet we just kill him for a small amount of vision. On top of that he tries to escape when he takes damage and yet we keep chasing and beating down the poor guy. You can also corner him and beat him up for his money and vision. I know he's new compared to minions but we're still ruthless to him :(
What's a scuttler crab? oh brb I need to kill the thing in the river
Scuttle never dies, he just takes enough shit to where he is fed up and dives into the river and then sits in front of Baron/Drag pit until he thinks its safe and then he comes out when he thinks the coast is clear
Immortal scuttle twins that never meet
i say we replace them with teemos, that way everyone wins
^^^ Best idea NA
riot, focus all your manpower on making this happen.
Do you REALLY want more teemos running around? The nexus will be a literal portal to hell spitting out hell spawns every thirty second
Play champions with wave clear like morde :D
LoL: Hell Simulator Edition
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i say we replace them with teemos, that way everyone wins
What if they actually are Teemos and we just can't tell because of their hoods and masks.
...gasp
We need a support champion who is rewarded for keeping minions alive. Rito pls.
Greg, the Winion King Passive: When killed, Greg only gives the reward of one full minion wave. For every minion Greg does not personally kill, he gets the reward of half a minion. Q: Heals the nearest minion W: Spawns three Caster Minions E: Orders Minions to charge R: Creates an Inhibitor Inhibitor that spawns super minions from it
thows? THROWS?
THE KING OF MINIONS TREATS HIS SUBJECTS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE! unlike she-who-shall-not-be-named.
I changed it to charging. she-who-shall-not-be-named could have special interactions with this guy, though...
-manical laughter-
Go away. We don't need more lore. jk
WAIT THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA
What about the lore of Minions. Wanna get on that level Rito?
The minion lore is simply that they're magical constructs created to fight in the various arenas. They have no emotions, no own thought, no individuality. They're basically just machines with 1 purpose.
Used to be skeletons/zombies, then someone was like "this be creepy yo."
The real question is.. DO MINIONS EVEN EXIST IN THE LORE?!? Or were they a part of the Great Retcon's casualties?!? We must not allow Rito to cover up this genocide! We must save our winions!
I feel like this is a lore discussion and belongs on the "story & art" board...
But seriously I never thought about this and it makes me sad.
Every Summoner's Rift match, a holocaust is caused within the poor little race of Minions.
I cry everytim
what if i told you that the minions were simple dolls that were recycled when dead to be used on the fields of justice again 0-0)
Well since the old lore doesn't exist anymore, minions shouldn't also exist, so that means these minions are something else that is here on their own free will.
They're created and destroyed by the nexus. I dont think they have souls / feelings.
At this point do we even know what minions are?
Uh, they're minions, right?
minions come from the nexus itself so are technically not a race
I thought minions were golems (blitzcrank doesn't count as a golem in my book)