Minions are the most oppressed race in Runeterra

Crett··28 votes·1,588 views

We literally don't even think about killing them it's a mindless task Those POOR little things

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KayVaugn16 votes

I don't know scuttle seems worse treated in my opinion. He doesn't fight back ever and yet we just kill him for a small amount of vision. On top of that he tries to escape when he takes damage and yet we keep chasing and beating down the poor guy. You can also corner him and beat him up for his money and vision. I know he's new compared to minions but we're still ruthless to him :(

Crett11 votes

What's a scuttler crab? oh brb I need to kill the thing in the river

DeusVult6 votes

Scuttle never dies, he just takes enough shit to where he is fed up and dives into the river and then sits in front of Baron/Drag pit until he thinks its safe and then he comes out when he thinks the coast is clear

Immortal scuttle twins that never meet

ThatAutofillSupp13 votes

i say we replace them with teemos, that way everyone wins

Trídent2 votes

^^^ Best idea NA

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

riot, focus all your manpower on making this happen.

AutoreactiveCD43 votes

Do you REALLY want more teemos running around? The nexus will be a literal portal to hell spitting out hell spawns every thirty second

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

Play champions with wave clear like morde :D

xXKUR0S4K1Xx1 votes

LoL: Hell Simulator Edition

Rivvy1 votes

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i say we replace them with teemos, that way everyone wins

What if they actually are Teemos and we just can't tell because of their hoods and masks.

ThatAutofillSupp1 votes

...gasp

ChaosThief3 votes

We need a support champion who is rewarded for keeping minions alive. Rito pls.

4th Chiming Lamb11 votes

Greg, the Winion King Passive: When killed, Greg only gives the reward of one full minion wave. For every minion Greg does not personally kill, he gets the reward of half a minion. Q: Heals the nearest minion W: Spawns three Caster Minions E: Orders Minions to charge R: Creates an Inhibitor Inhibitor that spawns super minions from it

ChaoticPinecone3 votes

thows? THROWS?

THE KING OF MINIONS TREATS HIS SUBJECTS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE! unlike she-who-shall-not-be-named.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

I changed it to charging. she-who-shall-not-be-named could have special interactions with this guy, though...

ModAcademy Kayn1 votes

Syndra -manical laughter-

Davy Crockett3 votes

Go away. We don't need more lore. jk

Lanayurian3 votes

WAIT THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA

What about the lore of Minions. Wanna get on that level Rito?

Leetri4 votes

The minion lore is simply that they're magical constructs created to fight in the various arenas. They have no emotions, no own thought, no individuality. They're basically just machines with 1 purpose.

AutoreactiveCD41 votes

Used to be skeletons/zombies, then someone was like "this be creepy yo."

Zirzon3 votes

The real question is.. DO MINIONS EVEN EXIST IN THE LORE?!? Or were they a part of the Great Retcon's casualties?!? We must not allow Rito to cover up this genocide! We must save our winions!

DrathTurtle3142 votes

I feel like this is a lore discussion and belongs on the "story & art" board...

But seriously I never thought about this and it makes me sad.

ƒoes1 votes

Every Summoner's Rift match, a holocaust is caused within the poor little race of Minions.

Ancestor0071 votes

Veigar I cry everytim

NazZomLord1 votes

what if i told you that the minions were simple dolls that were recycled when dead to be used on the fields of justice again 0-0)

HolowHall of Hal1 votes

Well since the old lore doesn't exist anymore, minions shouldn't also exist, so that means these minions are something else that is here on their own free will.

Phife1 votes

They're created and destroyed by the nexus. I dont think they have souls / feelings.

Transgressor1 votes

At this point do we even know what minions are?

The Lexer1 votes

Uh, they're minions, right?

darapier171 votes

minions come from the nexus itself so are technically not a race

pinwheelviper1 votes

I thought minions were golems (blitzcrank doesn't count as a golem in my book)

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