When the ADC is being a bitch and the support wants blood.

Over Innsmouth·May 30, 2016·102 votes·5,778 views

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57 Comments

Sahn UzalMay 30, 201654 votes

When the support doublekills the enemie botlane while the ADC farms http://giant.gfycat.com/ImpracticalFortunateGourami.gif

MavenSongMay 30, 201652 votes

Just an average day in the life of Ap Sona.

KANYE OBAMA GODMay 30, 201631 votes

You spelled Zyra wrong lol

MavenSongMay 30, 201626 votes

No I said it right... Morgana

KANYE OBAMA GODMay 30, 201625 votes

You should really go back to school man. Can't even spell ~~Annie~~ Brand right lmao

EDIT: spelled Brand wrong

MavenSongMay 30, 201615 votes

Dude go back to spelling...

Its V E L ' K O Z

KANYE OBAMA GODMay 30, 201615 votes

Ah my bad. Let me fix it again:

L U X

MavenSongMay 30, 201612 votes

Nonono

L U L U

KANYE OBAMA GODMay 30, 20168 votes

Yeah that's what I said:

MavenSongMay 30, 201613 votes

Would you like Salt with that Vinegar?

IGotScuttleCrabsMay 30, 20165 votes

I think the correct spelling is Pantheon

BigfootNamedYetiMay 31, 20162 votes

Correct spelling is Leona

GetMariahCarriedMay 31, 20162 votes

Um, Leona's the adc dude...

ElikainMay 30, 20163 votes

http://i.imgur.com/tkAam4a.png

Someone talking about my Snare Waifus?

Vistha KaiMay 30, 20164 votes

Goo eywayyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPhg_eyv1s

ElikainMay 31, 20163 votes

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.134297529.6929/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS

JofeyyMay 31, 20161 votes

No you spelt Bard right :P

sheldonbunnyMay 30, 20165 votes

{quoted}

Just an average day in the life of Ap Sona.

I can not give this enough upvotes. So right. XD

PaladinNOMay 30, 20164 votes

But...but I didn't mean to. :'(

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8lxuyo5rqydz20y/League%20of%20Legends%202015-02-01%2018-57-32-89.jpg?dl=0

Hardstuck G4May 31, 20161 votes

One of those is a solo kill, what

PaladinNOMay 31, 20162 votes

Well, if you look at the datestamp, 2015-02-01 (or February 1. 2015 - which is sufficiently long ago for me not to remember much of that match), I clearly wanted blood at the time. Or just something to swim in, you know, being a half-fish and all that. I sea (pun intented) it now: "Navy SEAL Nami".

If I remember correctly, it was the Orianna who just didn't want to leave me alone. Think I just wanted to recall or something, but she kept coming after me, throwing her ball at me and harrassing me with AAs. I tried to talk her down, but to no avail. The ADCs were both on their way back to the lane after a bit of shopping (you know how these women are - always...what's it called? "Accessorizing"?).

And after the Ori had stalked me for what felt like a long time, I just had had enough, and turned to actually fight her back. And with the E enchanted basic attacks, there just were no escape for her. A few E'd AAs of hate (aka 10/10 tailslaps to the face), a bubble of FU and some W's of GTFO, and I drained the bitch of oil, you know.

And that earned me a good kill for my underwater trophy cave. Damn, I hope her core up there on display won't rust on me...

"Soft as water, hard as water" (think that's some martial arts expression or whatever) ~ Nami

Here's the follow-up pic of that match btw. https://www.dropbox.com/s/pruhfj4volpl0m4/League%20of%20Legends%202015-02-01%2019-20-10-40.jpg?dl=0

Yeah, we lost in the end. And you can prolly see why.

Think I'll make a copy of this post before it gets deleted, as I am quite pleased with how the writing turned out, but I know the mods here is at times off their meds and can't take a little bit of acronymic swearing or even the slightest relation to name-shame BS. Especially with the half-naked fish-women on the screen. The children can't take that hardcore porn with their angel-white souls and conscience.

ThaPizzaManMay 30, 201614 votes

Leona item 3057 Thuglife

DarkRitualMay 30, 201614 votes

Leona item 3077 I'mma cut these bitches down.

IGotScuttleCrabsMay 30, 201610 votes

Leona item 3068 item 3001 item 3075 item 3025 did your adc want to play the game in black and white?

Need Gold 4 TentMay 30, 20161 votes

Wrong, it's Leona item 3078 item 3153 item 3110 item 3190 item 3031 I'm the ADC now

bill84May 31, 20161 votes

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/c2/c7/0ec2c771ebb24400d071ba1111ce31a5.jpg

IGotScuttleCrabsMay 31, 20161 votes

Well shit, i thought we were still playing support and just dragging our adc to the finish line. Didn't know we were asking him to stay in base and out of the way while we solo'd the enemy.

Vistha KaiMay 30, 20162 votes

Leona item 3001 item 3165 item 3027 item 3089 item 3100 item 3020 What ADC?

Need Gold 4 TentMay 31, 20161 votes

Ah, memories of URF. I want it back XD

Vistha KaiMay 31, 20163 votes

URF?

That was my ranked 3v3 Leona go-to build.

Icy SpectreMay 31, 20162 votes

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What ADC?

Leona summoner 4 summoner 11 item 1402 item 3027 item 3111 item 3151 item 3089 item 3116

But but... My whole life is a lie, I forgot cdr...

TheOvermindMay 31, 20161 votes

Leona item 3117 item 1054 item 1056 item 3672 item 2301 item 3031 item 3124 Opie OPie

Face The SunMay 31, 20164 votes

You...I Like you...

Over InnsmouthMay 31, 20161 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/Il5R7tjXSMpIQ/giphy.gif

Baron PerenoldeJun 1, 20161 votes

Nosferatu was pretty good, I watched it on Netflix.

Icy SpectreMay 31, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Thuglife

Leona summoner 4 summoner 11 item 1402 item 3027 item 3111 item 3151 item 3089 item 3116

Enemy urgot pentakill.

StahlvormundMay 31, 20164 votes

When the ADC role is actually fulfilled by a Support champ Thresh What then?

DIVIDE BY ZERO

Over InnsmouthMay 31, 20161 votes

I actually have the perfect gif for this, from my favourite anime to boot.

But it's super spoileriffic.

;_;

StahlvormundJun 1, 20161 votes

Np, just go ahead :D

SociopathFriendMay 31, 20163 votes

Caitlyn I took a lot of damage there- I need to back. Nami That's fine- go ahead. (Waits for Cait to back) Nami Alright- now that the dead weight is out of lane... "An enemy has been slain!" "Double-kill!"

Asianchick69May 31, 20162 votes

Usually what happens with Ezreal and Sona pairs.

Sona: Writes note Ezreal, put on my gown. Ezreal: What? Sona: Writes You look better in it than I do.

So Sona puts on some armour, and this results in the Ezreal/Taric pairing.

PaladinNOMay 31, 20165 votes

Oh, so this isn't Taric - it's just Sona without a gown.

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/5dfe0bea2e0b56a4a0613d32b28328fb.jpg

...now it all is clear like milk.

Asianchick69May 31, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Oh, so this isn't Taric - it's just Sona without a gown.

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/5dfe0bea2e0b56a4a0613d32b28328fb.jpg

...now it all is clear like milk.

She may be a mute, but she's not submissive in any way. Plus, you can milk those.

By the way, this is the original (because supports aren't supposed to kill): http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/59/59645b836eb6856908307b3cbbf7061177b921e1649c24b6533bfff1ae5a5a33.jpg

PaladinNOMay 31, 20162 votes

she's not submissive in any way

item 3100 Sona agrees.

because supports aren't supposed to kill

item 3100 Sona disagrees.

;)

And as for the original...art: don't tell Lux. And as for me, I wish I could unsee that one. I'd like to do a brain reboot and clear that particular memory module. With a seven time 0 write sequence on the braindrive to remove all traces. ^^

Asianchick69Jun 2, 20161 votes

{quoted}

agrees.

disagrees.

;)

And as for the original...art: don't tell Lux. And as for me, I wish I could unsee that one. I'd like to do a brain reboot and clear that particular memory module. With a seven time 0 write sequence on the braindrive to remove all traces. ^^

Have you ever killed as a support? If you don't apologise for the kill steal, you will get hell from your teammates for it.

"And as for the original...art: don't tell Lux. And as for me, I wish I could unsee that one. I'd like to do a brain reboot and clear that particular memory module. With a seven time 0 write sequence on the braindrive to remove all traces. ^^"

Huh? Lux is secondary support, by the way.

PaladinNOJun 2, 20161 votes

Have you ever killed as a support? If you don't apologise for the kill steal, you will get hell from your teammates for it.

Yes, I have - with deliberance (is that even a word?) if I think the target would otherwise get away, but I avoid any obvious kills. But no, I don't apologize for it - outside Silver, KS means Kill Secure, that THAT is what I do: securing gold for the whole team.

And as for the original...art: don't tell Lux.

If Lux / Ezreal is a thing, but Taric (which is now revealed as being only Sona in disguise) stole his virginity, won't that make Lux angry and likely to go on a rampant killing spree?

This is getting complicated!

she said she was hot for me, so i gave her a spare heatsink. she didnt seem happy :( i just dont understand women.

Asianchick69Jun 3, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Yes, I have - with deliberance (is that even a word?) if I think the target would otherwise get away, but I avoid any obvious kills. But no, I don't apologize for it - outside Silver, KS means Kill Secure, that THAT is what I do: securing gold for the whole team.

If Lux / Ezreal is a thing, but Taric (which is now revealed as being only Sona in disguise) stole his virginity, won't that make Lux angry and likely to go on a rampant killing spree?

This is getting complicated! she didnt seem happy :( i just dont understand women.

I think 'deliberately' would be the right word. I only kill steals when either everyone is attacking someone and I accidentally did the last hit, or when everyone else cannot catch the enemy except me. Maybe it's the Bronze guys that I play with that can sometimes be really annoyed about 'kill stealing', or what KS means to them.

Oh, I believe that they're either having a threesome or a love triangle. It seems like Ezreal has a crush on Lux, but Taric has a crush on Ezreal. Taric and Lux are friends, but Ezreal suspects that Taric also has a crush on Lux. http://66.media.tumblr.com/8743cb04f47d984c7329a9450180b3fb/tumblr_mrv129N52k1rapmpqo1_500.jpg

It's known that Lux can reverse-engineer spells after watching it being used. I suppose that maybe Lux manipulated Sona's ethawl to kill Sona's mother (that's in Sona's judgment) out of revenge for stealing her man. I mean, Sona's ethawl always listens to her, so if it does something in its own accord, either someone else is manipulating it, or it has a mind of its own (but nothing else indicates that it is sentient). Why would it kill its mistress' mother for no reason?

They both live in Demacia, and Sona's house probably doesn't have guards as she isn't a royal, so Lux wouldn't have problems stealing it. The judgment might just be an illusion and maybe Sona's mother is still alive, but if that's the case, it would make no sense as to why a rich lady with a successful music career would want to join the League if she does not have vengeance in her mind. It was partly to hone her skills in killing with her ethawl, but she was fully capable of doing it without joining the League.

The thing that just seem weird about the Lux shipping, though, as Taric and Ezreal (putting aside the Justin Bieber jokes), Ezreal seem between 16-18, Taric look to be in his early twenties, but Lux just look like a 14 or 15 year-old girl. Is she even legal? Now, we have a good fan theory!

Serika ZeroMay 31, 20162 votes

Why do so many people like the hbo's version of pornhub and don't just go to the actual website?

FowusMay 31, 20161 votes

+1 game of thrones

PaladinNOMay 31, 20162 votes

And on that note, please report me for not having DLed S06E06 yet. :|

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

To my defense (if any), I have been caught up in The.Appendices.Part.11-The.Gathering.Storm-Grym.mkv ...with The.Appendices.Part.12-Here.at.Journeys.End-Grym ...to follow.

Something to be remedied in about an hour, when the latest GoT episode is on my harddrives. This is one series that will be WORTH the ~310 GB once this season is over!!(!)