Unpopular opinons and other criticisms

I honestly don't see the problem with I think was gutted too hard 's orb needs to change colors depending on the skin might be too toxic if he was ever buffed because of how deaths dance and lifesteal works right now is not actually that hot I wouldn't want to milk these anyway really needs to stop with his pessimistic attitude and understand that riot has listed as his friend needs to grow up at least once in 7 years needs to get a name change to avoid mass puns , if those are supposed to be stars that are orbiting him then why are they so small? more of a chicken than a Fredrick the great needs to be more musical needs to fix his dating service, I refuse to acknowledge x I think chaos should be a concept expanded on in the league universe, its one of my favorite concepts in dark souls (2nd only to the abyss) what is he even doing with his shield while his e is on cd? I hate her hat bootleg Edward scissor hands a slippery 'lil snAAAaaaake if hes gonna be a gentleman he needs to chew with his mouth closed NEEDS a kamikaze pilot skin, i need an excuse to w into the middle of the enemy team. how does an axe swing cause internal bleeding when there are no external wounds on the other champion? I find it funny when she laughs at her own jokes. scientist, bodybuilder, businessman, hes more successful than anyone on the planet. talks a lot of shit for a 49% winrate why doesn't he just build 6 items, go back in time to the beginning of the game, and win it then? Id rather have my soul taken by Glowing eyes, what a crap assassin? I don't actually belong in a museum thank you very much when he uses his q I don't actually feel spooked. baguette? I think hes more balanced now than he used to be I didn't actually know who this champion was when I was going though the champ list, so I have nothing to say here, sry "gangPLANK", there is an astonishing lack of planks in his kit. so if enemies will be reviving justice if garen kills them, what about when garen kills a champion unprovoked? I don't like furry rats I don't think his liver looks to well at the end of a game I don't like the cigar meme anymore I think that if he were to couch his halberd he would end up doing more damage. probably the laziest champion in the game too kinky for me its not magic, its magnets his legs are spooky af a real air conditioner is more cost efficient than $2.95 a minute needs to notice the tsundere girl Doesn't he get a real weapon in his skins? he is the villan, not viktor he feels like a response to the community getting sick of 3 stack abilities why doesn't she just hold down the trigger on her minigun? I miss when she was strong not necessarily a bitch, at least when you are on her team I like the fact that his skeleton is blacked out in some of the new Chinese splash arts, I'm sick of getting spooked when I look at his skins why is he trying to stop the natural order of nature, just let the void take over plz why ? is so much cooler her name makes me think of the lettuce stuff bootleg sonic he may be strong in game, but when it comes to mating, female praying mantis's kill the male give "them" the armor back, hardest nerf of the century I swear I hate furry rats the stomach to vomit ratio makes absolutely no sense here I don't think that leblanc jukes are that cool I think he deserves all the buffs, he is just a blind man after all... I think that she is more grossly incandescent than solaire based on a shine to square foot ratio. Idk, based on her win rate id say she lost the war has he tried asking nicely for to give back his gf? Supports are supposed to be nice after all... I hate fur-less rats I like her laugh so much it keeps me up at night a stone I think that showing people their demise is a really stupid idea, it gives them opportunity to avoid it wooden I don't actually think the master yi Q bug matters that much for having 2 flintlock pistols she never really has to reload much, or maybe they are blunderbusses, that would probably explain the ult. I don't think the rylais nerf affected him that much, it just means he can afford the slow faster I think its rude how she has to take all of her emotions out on people why is she able to breath outside of the water? I cant wait until the new nasus build dies off. I think puns are fantastic to spam in chat I'm not into cougars I think that his eternum skin should be spelled "Aeternum" instead I think the little kid is just there for the carry, its the yeti doing all the work he should put a shirt on, its pretty cold up there in freljyord (or however you spell it) I think she is just there for the carry, its the ball doing all the work Now Fiora has a fresh supply of baguettes. (Real talk now, this same thing happened to my great grandfather who wanted to be a baker, but instead got drafted into ww2. I just think that's a funny coincidence) I don't like fur-less rats PETA!!!!!!! ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if she was really mother of the year, then why is she fighting people instead of spending time with her kids? I honestly cant tell if he is an alligator or crocodile. glowing eyes, what a crappy assassin? IDK why you would break a perfectly good sword just to reassemble it again in combat I don't like furry rats I want that elder scroll has 2 hp bars, why doesn't she? I don't actually think boxes are that spooky glowing eyes, what a crappy... wait, hes not even an assassin. hes a tanky ninja... what a crappy assassin needs to be noticed by proxy ... those chemicals must have gone to his brain. doesn't he know hes gonna re spawn anyway? no feelings for others, only herself and gold. No wonder why she is an adc. should be tried by for kidnapping so we can hear her speak through her mind or something, if she can speak to people through their minds then is she really mute? I mean sure she cant speak with her mouth but does that really matter if she can speak to people through their minds? maybe just wants her heart figuratively I think big bird over here is a terrible tactician I wonder how many r's it took her to kill that legion... I don't think he is "king" material Eyebrows seems to be the only "normal" person in league, I'm probably wrong on this one but he really does seem a lot different than others in this game. I don't actually care that much about the mountain I HAAAAAAAAAATE furry rats, but , don't get me started about . I don't think all that power is doing him too good, considering hes a support and all... I hate fur-less rats I don't think the troll meme is that funny The bravest coward I've ever seen I don't think having a playing card thrown at me would hurt that bad tbh I HATE FURRY RATS I don't actually miss him Hes actually an amazing champion needs to put a shirt on I think she requires skill... heh... heh... heh I'm sure he's tall on the inside wouldn't shining a flashlight in his eye be considered a hard counter? Sometimes I wish I could just flash off the map and take her with me hes the good guy, not My whole perspective of blood changed after reading Dracula, Vlad probably has a lot of diseases form all those transfusions I don't like giant furry rats As I said before, I'm sure he only figuratively wants the unicorns heart His optimism makes me turn down my volume he really doesn't seem like he transcended if hes getting killed by a furry rat ( ) no pike wall formation, unbelievable Id be pretty pissed if the graves that I just dug were ruined by monsters crawling out of them I'm sick of the mitochondria meme Glowing eyes, on an assassin? lol? a less lazy heimerdinger same criticism as ekko still prefer to get caught by

Now for the biggest and most important, there is a lack of halberds in this game, and sometimes being the only ones plz rito, make a champ for 2017 with like a bardiche or something cool like that, or at least another spear champion.

take this post with a grain of salt, I'm half asleep while typing this up lol