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How my team tilts me

Aír··25 votes·2,567 views
  1. Calls a champion a hero
  2. Spam pings MIA on me after diving and getting themselves killed
  3. When I get spammed back off pings on me for freezing and farming a lane as a support when no one else is there.
  4. We have a Teemo
  5. This: Soraka Hey Yas, you have already died 6 times in the last 10 minutes to Fizz. Can you please play passive and wait until laning phase is over? Yasuo No, fuck you. Don't tell me how to play. an ally has been slain
  6. When I roam as support and the ADC immediately spams help in bot lane.
  7. When I play Soraka and the ADC stops moving during a gank to let the jungler kill him/her because he/she thinks he/she won't get away, when he or she was almost to the turret and I got 3 heal spells to save him/her.
  8. When I play Soraka and the ADC all-ins lvl 3 expecting 1 sec cds only to die and blames me.
  9. When I play Soraka and the ADC is passive as fuck
  10. When my team bans Soraka
  11. When my team doesn't ban Soraka and the enemy team gets her
  12. When my team bans Soraka
  13. When I can't play support
  14. When I can't play "support"
  15. When people try to FF in ranked
  16. When people try to FF in ranked and succeed
  17. AFKS

So how can your team tilt you?

53 Comments

Maximum Morde14 votes

Ways I'm Auto-Tilted:

  1. Being second pick.
  2. Being first pick.
  3. My team has rediculous names involving such things as xxX, 360, noscopes, 420, weed, ninja, ganja, any kind of leet speek, yolo, swag, or weeb names.
  4. My team picks weeb champs.
  5. My cat won't stop making noise.
  6. My house foundation shifts.
OmniMoto10 votes

My house foundation shifts.

Well played

Ayame Isaki2 votes

My house foundation shifts.

You might want to get that checked out... I'm pretty sure your house isn't structurally sound.

[slayer-jinx-wink]

Infínity1 votes
  1. : C

Edit: supposed to say 3, shows as one once I post it

Lauchmelder6 votes

They can't. Nothing tilts me other than myself. I'm literally only tilted when I feel that my Performance sucked for the last few games

Aír1 votes

Yeah, I can control my anger fairly well and I don't necessarily go overboard with that stuff. I just thought it might be funny. :3

crippler381 votes

yes this all the time this.

Chatillon4 votes
  1. When people in my game complain about dynamic Q
  2. When I advise people what they should do Lux I'm my own person, stfu an ally has been slain legendary
  3. When my friends are like "Their jungler actually ganks" i gank and get a triple "Our jungler takes all the kills" #BROOKLYN RAGE
Blitzidious2 votes

Why do you even play League with them then? :

Chatillon1 votes

Because I'm a masochist

and they have their moments

Mostly cause im a masochist

MVDuneCats3 votes

When they type "why" in chat.

Red Silk1 votes

Every time they ask that, I ask if they want me to take the time to write them an essay explaining how I made a mistake :P

Shroom Junkie3 votes

When someone intentionally feeds and loses the game because I picked Teemo and we're "bound to lose anyway" so they might as well.

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We have a Teemo

Don't even blame you. Seems like everyone except Teemo mains play him like total crap, pretend to be a ward, or troll. Still don't be that intentional feeder guy, that's just re-tarded-dundant.

Blitzidious2 votes

I always enjoy having a good teemo on my team. The vision provided is amazing.

Shroom Junkie3 votes

Gonna be honest, jungle Teemo is best for that. People doubt it, but Runic Echoes Teemo is a really good early ganker and scales up to have a lot of shroom damage, and Devourer>Guinsoos Teemo is a monster late game, even as much as to say he's almost as good as Yi. However because Devourer doesn't proc as much(because he's ranged) nor does Guinsoos stack as fast, he trades some fighting strength for his shrooms and range. Still, super underrated.

Blitzidious1 votes

I love watching an experienced teemo main wipe the floor with the enemy. I've seen Teemos bounce their shrooms into odd areas, only to seconds later explode and execute a fleeing enemy. It's a beautiful sight to behold.

But, I have a question, what are the ideal summoners to take on Teemo? I've seen people run Teleport and Ignite, but I doubt that it isn't just a niche thing.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Lol, yeah, I've done that a few times.

And the ideal summoners in my experience(though I'm a nooby silver player so I can't be trusted that well xD) but I prefer TP and ignite in a matchup you think you'll win, and tp in a matchup you don't or have a high chance of losing(usually Irelia, Darius, maybe Shen, etc.). For jungle usually just run with flash-smite, sometimes more experienced players will take ignite-smite.

Soldier of 4Jhin1 votes

People dont realize how easy it is to carry your team or play around your weakness Jinx: "We have no tanks gg" Talon: "kay they have no carries every 45 seconds"

Jari1 votes

But we got no tanks. I must scream to the heavens about how there are no tanks for me to watch die as they engage because I didn't go in with them.

TallyZrg3 votes

I sense that you are a filthy Soraka main. I hate and like you at the same time brother :3

Aír2 votes

This made my day. xD

IcyPepper3 votes

When I get spammed back off pings on me for freezing and farming a lane as a support when no one else is there.

Every. Time.

Like holy shit I don't understand their logic here.

B1naryB0t2 votes

  1. Yasuo top

  2. Yasuo mid

  3. Zed top

  4. Zed mid The main reason I hate these is that it almost always results in a full AD team with the respective player being stomped cause they're bad.

  5. Blitzcrank enemy

  6. LCS wannabes

  7. When an Ezreal builds 60% CDR, then argues he only has 40% because that's how much it says he has

  8. Really any terrible build

  9. When supports don't follow the enemy support's roams (or destroy a 1v2 lane) and instead just sit in lane jerking off.

  10. No matter how much I ping MIA, no one notices.

Meta Phyton2 votes

When people say "why" gets me too. The question is fine itself, but knowing that they don't care about the answer - that gets to me.

Looks like tomorrow if it's sunny, I'm getting myself to the park for some easy-going nature strolling. Then I'm un-tiltable in a match because I'm too busy enjoying the day.

Kei1431 votes

when my team of ADCs in top, mid, bot and jg refuses to buy last whisper against a bunch of tanks cos they are fed (probably from before the tanks got tanky).

OmniMoto1 votes

There are a couple of champions that put me on tilt the SECOND I see them on the enemy team: Ekko Vladimir Shaco ... I know they may not be OP but they Piss me off to no end

Red Silk1 votes

I almost exclusively play Shaco jg and I guarantee you my primary goal is to tilt people. It makes winning just that much_ easier. Keep a level head and you'll do fine. Also, pinks are a shaco's worst enemy.

crippler381 votes

only if you happen to have them down pretty much in the middle of the lane a good shaco will go in from either your jungle or from his allied team's bush going invis from his turret to walk on in and wait a few seconds.

KANYE OBAMA GOD1 votes

My tilt poison is when I'm 17/3/4 on Twitch but my friend calls me a feeder cause he's 2/2/20 on Thresh.

Top Lane Blitz1 votes

How my team tilts me:

http://imgur.com/0Osjg4k

Nuff' said.

Icestar11861 votes

God I hope they permabanned this guy.

Top Lane Blitz1 votes

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Icestar11861 votes

Oh. OK.

Top Lane Blitz1 votes

I just needed a default "it's my team's fault, not mine" picture lol. I need those alot ;-;

Swaid1 votes
  1. Laning against Soraka.
Aír1 votes

This.

This is the reason I play Soraka.

GaleWinUnleashed1 votes

I ban her a lot cuz it's really frustrating playing against that level of healing with my somewhat passive playstyle.

Zoroastrian1 votes
  1. When your ADC all ins at level 1 when you're playing a disengage/poke support Karma Janna Zilean Nami
  2. When your level 1 ADC all ins ONE minion before the enemy hits level 2
  3. When your ADC can't right click enemies or last hit minions
  4. Picking a real support like Janna and your ADC is dead for 95% of the time so you're totally useless in lane
Soldier of 4Jhin1 votes

All I can say is if fizz is 6/0 there's nothing yas can do build built straight tank

also I never become tilted I just never let people get to me if I lose its because I misplayed somehow or I coulda done better I always look back on a game if I lose really hard

Red Silk1 votes

As a yas who just went 0/5 in the beginning, then finished 15/6. As soon as he gets thatitem 3087 He can roam hard as hell.

Soldier of 4Jhin1 votes

Some people are just better at certain thing I have the same problem as yas I dont do the best in laning phase with yas but I am really good at team fighting etc

aítch1 votes

Is it to late to say I'm sorry?

japan hate acc1 votes

{quoted}

Is it to late to say I'm sorry?

Too*

aítch1 votes

oh no I know what I said but that spam ping was at least slightly directed toward me because I kinda raged in one of our games so hard I broke a razor keyboard and had to go because I broke my middle and index finger... good times

crippler381 votes

it's too late to apologize. it's too late.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes
  1. Spams taunt at enemy team, then gets blown up cause they forgot about the enemy blitzcrank.
  2. Someone on the team sits there for 2-3 minutes (or however long it can go without disconnecting you automatically), never disconnects, then heads to lane like nothing happened (especially on ARAM). Bonus points for when they are complaining about losing. 3.(ARAM) I'm low on health and a full health ally uses their flash just to steal the healing shrine.
BewareTheDepths1 votes

Im guilty of the 3rd point. I enjoy seeing them die 5 seconds later.

mustafa28811 votes

i main mid and the thing that tilts me is Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta Ekko tank meta

CoTheSlow1 votes
  1. Playing with my brother and his friends, No matter how many times I tell them I suck horribly they just don't seem to get it. I am not faker having an off game, all my games are bad so stop expecting so much from me
  2. When people tell me I can't play my fave champs because they suck
  3. When I feel too self conscious to play my fave champs because they suck
Aír1 votes

I will tell you though, it is the best feeling in the world when you start to consistantly play good games, not just once, or twice, but regularly, even if you lose. xD

Took me a long time, so don't worry. I still have a long way to go.

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