My attempt to balance the game according to gameplay boards
I originally placed this in Gameplay boards because it was Satire and supposed to be "serious" but Memes will do too!
Hello Everyone this is totally 100% riot employee recently hired for the new Balance team, Today how I shall tackle the ever persistent balance issues are as follows
STEP 1
Base stats shall be reduced to 10 in every category barring movespeed Their abillities scalings will also be halved
We belive this will solve all balance issues and toxicity of their kits
If they lack one they wil also gain a mana bar roughly between 200-300 at level 18 alongside their previous resource with mana costs 100 for each abillity
STEP 2 Mordekaiser will have his bugs fix and compensation for the rylais nerf
STEP 2.5 This is satire and sarcasm, if you have any suggestion PLEASE place them down below and ill add them
STEP 3 An alarm will sound whenever Rengar ults (credit to Ultimate Deadpoo)
Step 4 Make Supports Fun Again Credit to Swagaflamingo
Step 5 All ADCS will be deleted after constructive feedback from tank mains In edition all ADC mains will be thoroughly brainwashed by our LSEO team (league Secret Espionage Operations) to become tank mains Credit to Titz N Ashe and myself
Step 6 VORKU. I mean Make Zed great again Credit to WarringNations
Step 7 Everyone is now immune to Fizz ultimate should Chum the Waters hit a champion it will deal 100% true damage to Fizz
STEP 8 Every Burst Champion shall be made into harmless fluffy teddy bears Credit to our master Lord Sata. I meanSeaGodUronous
STEP 9 All marksman Champions will be remade into Miss Fortunes Reason being nothing says "I can Carry" like carrying two funbags Credit to Busty Demoness
STEP 10 Galio has easier to land Q's and ults and no change in damage Credit to Cannon Lord Feed
STEP 11 Jax gets a real weapon Credit to Skarj888
STEP 12 All AP items will gain 6 times the ap have their cost reduced by 25% CDR is removed from all ap items All mages now are locked with -45% cdr Credit to TyrexGoldenSpear and myself
STEP 13 All dashes have a 5 minute CD as to compete with flash The Champion Yasuo can no longer take Flash
STEP 14 All flames wars in chat will be solved by rock paper scisors, the loser is banned Credit to HMSLegends
STEP in the works Make mechanics matter in high elo again. Pending credit currently nobody
