I see two little monkeys attacking my inhibitor turret thinking they got the god danged game in the bag
I stealth
I walk right up to their faces and suddenly,
"It's ME!!"
Then I start screaming out loud "RUN AWAY, RUN, RUN FROM ME RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!??!" and they both get chunked to like 10 HP while running and eventually die 6 seconds later from poison
"fking twtich", one of them said. At the time I thought it was really funny.
every moment is a crowning moment
Entire enemy team hopes to set up a bush gank in the wrong bush.
"YOU'VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP!"
Pop the carry, let my team clean up the mess.
Enemy: I'M GETTING AWAY! YAAAAY!
lolno.
getting turret dived by talon as azir, desperately blind casting W and Q somewhere with 10 hp left and blindly stabbing talon in the face while hes invisible with both soldiers
hilarious but we all know I would have died if it weren't for luck lol
when the planets aligned and i got a zed pentakill taking advantage of a team that couldn't keep track of where i was
They were running in the jungle, and stacked together with not so much health.
I pity those fools 
I flash in from the tree wall, i ult the carry, use my Q + E to deal absurd chunks of damage in an area and generating shield. The carry dies, i get his ghost. I keep the fight for a bit and i am about to lose, but then i pop Zhonya 
and while i am in stasis the ghost clears up the enemy.
When i get back from stasis i already made 3 victims, the last duo standing with a sour surprise: ghost autoattacks procced spellvamp and shield generation, allowing me to recover a lot of health.
The have no time to run. No time to despair.
PENTAKILL
Getting a penta with 
as i was getting yelled at by my parents because we had to leave i finished the game pissed at my parents happy with the game i threw my headsets down and yelled lets go! My mom was pissed my friends laughed at me cuz I was all pissy about my parents but then excited about a shitty penta with the easiest champ to get it with
I was playing 
Me and two others were really low on health and had just broken an inhibitor. Three of the enemy team respawned and after a quick trade me and my team mates know there is no way we can win that fight and so we retreat. The three enemy team members chase us up middle lane, (we were on purple team at the time,) and are gaining on us. At that point I'm thinking, "Fuck it, it's better I died then all three of us." So I ulted back into the three pursuing enemies and begin rapidly mashing my abilities, knowing full well I'm about to die. But to my surprise I hear TRIPLE KILL! and see that I'm standing alone atop three dead bodies! The other two guys see this and were like, "Holy shit!" We went back with the minions and broke the last two towers and finally ended the game.
Well this probably isn't my crowning moment but the other day as I was playing 
jungle I had gotten kind of fed. I was farming top jungle and saw that 
was starting to push so I decided that since I hadn't gone to kill her in a while I go pay her a visit.
I came to lane and she started dashing away so I flashed, E'd, and unloaded all my powers on her. I then started heading down to mid and I found 
and 
hiding in the triangle bush. I immediately unloaded all my powers but without my ult I wasn't able to kill them so I cloned and ran to the bush near Krugs at low health and then turned around and E,Q'd Shaco and killed Katarina in an auto attack war for a solo 1v3.
Later on in that same game I killed 3 people inside their base with all the inhibitor turrets up but I had some assistance from Soraka standing over the wall healing me and Rumble probably fired some rockets from over the wall.
Getting avenging double kills as 
after the enemy bot lane kills my adc. Also, executing sick jukes and escapes with Zenith Blade to dodge skill shots headed my way by jumping behind them, stunning them, then running away getting the minion wave between us to avoid further skill shots while saving my adc through the cc and distraction I provide.
Can't forget about being a hidden tank carry as 
where I run in and the enemy adc says "You know a tank is op when they do carry damage." after I bit their head off :P
Four champs running away, all with low health, thinking I can't catch them.
DARKNESSSSSSS!!
Quadra kill.
Their ally comes in to help.
W>E>Q>AA>AA>Q> PENTA KILL!
The 2nd 1v5 penta I did with
Flash hooked a sona who was fed at max range as thresh and won the game :D
I headbutted 
into my team as 
They were doing dragon.
when assassins and think they can win, al they can hope for is to survive. or that sweet 5 man silence that wins my team the fight. or even better when 
melts away on my pool.
Perfectly kiting the enemy team as 
. Not easy at all, but insanely rewarding.
Or trapping all 5 enemies in the baron pit while I kill them all without them being able to fight back. Again,
on ARAM, got poked down to like 200 hp. I told my team I was going to suicide so that I would be back by the time they needed me rather than getting aced. So I go in and suddenly DOUBLE KILL.
I swear, my favorite moment as 
, I didn't really even do anything.
Our team was behind, though I was managing decently, something like 1/1/6 (greedy jungler). I'd been farming like a beast, though, about 100 CS ahead of the next-highest player on either team.
Went back to base after clearing a lane, picked up Shiv, and noticed we were dancing in mid getting ready for a fight, so I headed that way. Before I managed to get past the inner lane turret, the fight starts 5v4, and while my team's holding their own, it's a little iffy. So I ult, fly down the lane, Q as I get close - chunking their front line - and get off like 2 autos with my W. And somehow, between the burst on the Q, the bouncing blades, and the shiv proc, I picked up a triple.
They surrendered a couple minutes later (still with a gold and turret advantage), and I felt like a badass.
Channeling a 
ultimate. The laugh, the giant dramatic cone of bullets - and if it hits all of them and you get a multi kill it's even better.
enemy team think's they catch me out 1v3, I turn on them and all you hear is "Triple Kill" followed by chat messages of "yea fiora's definitely not broken" and all this after the nerf to her ultimate. So let me ask you: Is this a Challenge?
Some people starts dissing me as a horrible player. I go up to 4 enemies alone and say-
WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME!??!?!
10 seconds later QUADRA KILL!!!!
Dats wut i thought
Not my favorite, but worth sharing.
I set up some towers in dragon pit, just by myself, waiting for the dragon to spawn. All of a sudden like 4 people jump in from all sides that aren't my team mates.
Ult turret goes up and I scream "WELCOME TO THE DONGER'S DEN!" popped a quad right there.
Ive done too much shit with 
to remember off of the top of my head.
As (not my fav but nothing to special with vi).
Ults 
[All]: Lol Draven ultis like a n00b
presses R*axes come back
has slain for a double kill
[All]: What were you saying?
When someone treads on my shroom while running away with 5 hp its pretty hilarious
Building AD and oneshotting their adc. Satisfaction level over 9000.
me playing and managing to 1v3 a vayne, leona, and a talon and walked away with 15 health remaining
"two little monkeys" eh...
