Whenever I go Top lane with Taric and my lane opponent is playing a female champ
http://i.imgur.com/oJ8MqhS.gif
to 
: "Hey Baby, I wanna see you bounce on me ;3"
to 
: "You can make my blade surge any day ;3"
to
: "You know I like it french babe ;3"
to 
: "Mind if I stick some stuff in your holes? ;3"
to 
: "I don't think Jarven would mind if I rode you for a bit ;3"
to 
: "You know I like Moonstones ;3"
to
: "You can shred me all you like, but I'll always win the trades ;3"
to 
: "I can hit you hard any day ;3"
to 
: "Hey, you seem like the type who loves to pig out I am not sorry ;3"
to 
: "I'm pretty good at fisting too you know ;3"
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