You are now in an Arranged Marriage with your favorite champion
How do you feel
: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/138/5/6/battle_bunny_taric_by_ingridarcher-d65pxn6.jpg "I would go gay for him"
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I found our wedding photo
I've seen enough hentai to know how this will end...
Send help
Please
"Janna."
"Yes babe?"
"I will literally fucking kill for you."
"That's sweet. You're still replaceable."
"Fuuuuuu."
would probably troll poll away
hopefully I don't get aids
that threesome....I mean foursome....I mean fivesome.
I'm gonna need some bullet proof vests a bomb squad suit and some rubber gloves for sure...
Sucks to be you guys, I'm good.
Normal circumstance: YOOOOOOO
Me: I DONT SWING THAT WAY BRING ME THE ONE NAMED GRAVES
What should I expect from this?
.
Oh fuck.
At least I'll always have a bottle opener or something, I dunno. My anus is not ready.
ADC:
Hmm...I'm OK with this
Support:
Bad girl ;)
Jungle:
QQ No Willump plz
Mid:
It's a threesome if you smack that hard enough
Top:
As the great Bobby Singer once said, "Balls."
For the honeymoon, we're going on a Magical Journey!
I think she'd be a little frigid at first, but once she stops giving me the cold shoulder I think we'd get along nicely.
Balls to the wall ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
My lifespan would be significantly reduced
well.. The bird is the word
And I would never have to pay for AC again though I might have to take a bath with 15 sweaters on if she decides to join me
And no officer it's perfectly legal to be married to an immortal being of great intelligence, even if she looks like a bird
Avoid getting shot and It'll be fine
if i was a female yordle, then im happy as hell
regardless, itd be great
...can this just be a chillbro relationship? I'll help him find his wife and daughter :3
Ohsht
...
OH SHI-
Since he presumably neither swings that way nor is he a fan of flesh anyway, he'll probably turn me into a robot
k, fk this to the females!
...eh...hope she's not one of the spiders who eats her mate
^_^
Quite a duet we'd write, I used to be all about music theory
whistles I like strong independent but tender women heheh
I think I'll be well taken care of. We'll have many pet poros. :D
Uhm...she's probably won't stay with me because she certainly does have more tenacity and sustain than me :(
This should be fun. Very, very, fun.
my list of favorite champs... 
well fuck me, mind you these are my favorite champs, not the ones i main
hell yeah
Favorite Champion for each role:
Top: 
Jungle:
Mid:
ADC:
Sup:
(I play a lot of Quinn)
I could do all of this except maybe Azir.
Uhm.... I will be send to the hospital but happy!
Probably doesn't miss at beat, because she's played this game before.
I don't know what I'm suppost to feel