Every Single League champion gets dominated by the Soldier from Team Fortress 2.

If you don't know who the Soldier is, he's a crazed jingoistic American patriot wielding a rocket launcher and has a... questionable IQ. Here's a link to his wiki page, as well an excerpt from it.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Soldier

"Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949."

Now in Team Fortress 2, killing the same person 3 times in a row leads to a Domination with an associated trash-talk quote. This is what the Soldier would say if he dominated LoL characters.

"I DON'T DRINK MY ENEMIES' BLOOD. I BATHE IN IT!" "NO AMOUNT OF CHARM CAN BREAK MY SPIRIT, MAGGOT!" "YOU CAN'T DASH AWAY FROM MY ROCKETS!" "I WILL CUT YOU UP AND MAKE YOU INTO HAMBURGERS!" "I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO CRY, BANDAGE BOY!" "THE ONLY BIRD I LIKE IS THE BALD EAGLE!" "WAR ISN'T A CHILD'S GAME! TAKE YOUR BEAR AND PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE!" "YOU JUST GOT YOUR 'ASHE' KICKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO FRELJORD!" "HOW ABOUT A BOOT IN THAT ARROGANT MOUTH OF YOURS?" "DOWN WITH MONARCHIES, YOU KFC ENTREE!" "SPEAK ENGLISH, TRASH CAN." "YOU SCRAP SACKS KEEP STEALING AMERICAN JOBS!" "YOU CAN'T BURN ME, I'M ALREADY ON FIRE!" "ONLY GENERALS GET MUSTACHES, PRIVATE." "AMERICA BROKE AWAY FROM BRITAIN FOR A REASON, CUPCAKE!" "THIS IS NO TIME FOR MANNERS! THIS IS A WAR!" "SLITHER BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, YOU GLORIFIED ROPE!" "AND I THOUGHT FAT PEOPLE ATE TOO MUCH!" "YOU ARE A COWARD! LAND YOU 'COPTER AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" "I ALWAYS BLEED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!" "THE MOON IS A FALSE IDOL! GOD IS THE ONLY DIVINE BEING!" "GO BACK TO THE LANDFILL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF, MAGGOT." "YOUR EGO MEANS NOTHING TO AMERICAN ROCKETS!" "YOU REVERSE THE FACT THAT YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!" "SPIDERS? JUST A DIFFERENT MAGGOT TO STOMP!" "YOU CAN'T ALLURE ME AWAY, SWEETIE!" "I AM GOING TO SLAP THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, FRATBOY!" "YOU'RE NOTHING BUT KINDLING, SCARECROW!" "HONH-HONH-HONH YOU WHITE FLAG CROUTON." "GOTCHA, YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE MAGGOT." "I DON'T NEED MAGIC! I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF AMERICA AT MY SIDE!" "X MARKS THE SPOT... ON YOUR GRAVE!" "SPINNING IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE WAR TACTIC! GO BACK TO MILITARY SCHOOL!" "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!" "YOU WERE LOUD, FAT, AND UGLY. NOW YOU'RE DEAD!" "ROCKET BEATS SHOTGUN. LOOK IT UP, STOGIE!" "YOU RAN FAST, BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH!" "DIRTY CHEATER! ONLY ONE SENTRY IS ALLOWED!" "WHERE IS YOUR FALSE GOD NOW, PROPHET?" "I THOUGHT YOUR MOMMA TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN WITH KNIVES." "CONSIDER YOURSELF FELLED, YOU HIPPIE TREE MAN!" "WIND? THAT'S THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR MAGIC I'VE EVER SEEN." "I BOW DOWN TO NO KING, NOT SINCE 1776!" "A LAMP POST IS NOT A REAL WEAPON!" "YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, SMUGGIE." "WAR IS NOT AN ART CANVAS! I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET!" "LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT JINXED, MAGGOT." "YOU CAN'T HUNT ME, I AM THE SUPREME HUNTER OF COMMIES." "VENGEANCE JUST GOT THE BOOT, SWEETHEART." "MY SPIRIT IS MADE OF INDOMINATABLE WILL!" "MERASMUS! I FOUND THE SINGER FOR YOUR BOY BAND!" "YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, DARTH VADER." "BETTER DEAD THAN RED, REDHEAD!" "THE ONLY GOD THAT CAN JUDGE ME IS MY GOD!" "NICE FARM TOOL. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO FIGHT!" "YOU MAY HAVE LIGHTNING, BUT I AM AN INSULATOR!" "YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER BUG TO SQUASH, MAGGOT." "I DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE!" "ALL OF THIS LAND IS NOW TERRITORY OF THE UNITED STATES!" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD!" "YOU CANNOT DECEIVE MY AMERICAN EYES!" "BLINDNESS IS NO OBSTACLE FOR A MAN WITH A HELMET!" "BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!" "YOU CAN'T COOL ME DOWN, SNOWCONE." "I WILL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR WIF- OH WAIT." "THAT'S WHAT RED, WHITE, AND BLUE TASTE LIKE!" "YOU CANNOT HURT ME! I HAVE A MIRROR! AND SUNGLASSES!" "HAH, I ROCKET JUMP OFF ROCKS EVERY DAY!" "DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN AND SHUT DOWN YOUR DEMENTED PETTING ZOO!" "YOU WERE NOTHING BUT FIREWOOD, ANYWAYS." "TAKE OFF THOSE GOGGLES AND LOOK ME IN THE EYES!" "DON'T YOU TALK DIRTY TO A HIGH-RANKING OFFICIAL!" "I'M GOING TO TAKE A ZAPPER AND KILL ALL OF YOUR BUGS!" "NOTHING CAN STOP MANIFEST DESTINY! NOT EVEN YOUR BINDING!" "CONSIDER YOURSELF SUSHI, YOU OVERGROWN FISH." "TOO OLD TO LEARN ANY NEW TRICKS, SUCH AS LEARING HOW TO LIVE!" "DOWN YOU GO, BACK TO THE SEA WITH NEW ZEALAND." "HEY LOOK! YOU JUST CAMOUFLAGED AS A MAGGOT!" "WOOF WOOF! DID I SCARE YOU, KITTY CAT?" "YOU CANNOT GIVE ME NIGHTMARES, I DO NOT REST!" "YETIS DO NOT EXIST! THEY WERE PUNCHED INTO EXTINCTION!" "HERE'S THAT HONORABLE DEATH YOU WERE ASKING FOR!" "THE BALL HAS GOT THE BOOT!" "YOU BUTT HEADS WITH THE WRONG AMERICAN!" "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE. AND A REAL UNIFORM." "A HAMMER IS JUST HALF OF THE HAMMER AND SICKLE!" "YOU CAN'T KILL ME FROM BELOW! I'LL JUST ROCKET JUMP AWAY!" "THAT PARAKEET HAS NOTHING ON THE AMERICAN EAGLE!" "YOUR HIPPIE DANCES HAS NO EFFECT ON ME!" "OKAY! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!" "YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, YOU OVERGROWN PRARIE DOG." "I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME NICE BOOTS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!" "I AM THE APEX PREDATOR, MAGGOT!" "IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO INTO BATTLE, USE A FIXED WEAPON!" "EVEN WITH AN EQUAL FIELD, I AM STILL VICTORIOUS!" "MERASMUS! I FOUND YOUR CRAZY SMURF BROTHER!" "THAT PIG WILL MAKE A VERY NICE AMERICAN BARBEQUE!" "YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ONE OF MERASMUS'S HAND PUPPETS!" "I JUST GAVE YOU THE BOOT IN THE SPIRIT REALM, TOO!" "DRAGONS DO NOT EXIST! I JUST MADE THE LAST ONE GO EXTINCT!" "I'LL CHASE YOU FOREVER AND EVER, I CAN HOLD MY BREATH!" "DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED, YOU EXPIRED MEATLOAF." "KILLING PEOPLE FOR MONEY IS MY JOB, SALLY!" "I'VE STOMPED SCORPIONS ALL OVER THE BADLANDS!" "SPEAK UP IF YOU DIDN'T WANT A ROCKET IN YOUR FACE!" "GOATS ARE NOT HEALERS! THEY ARE GERMAN PSYCHOPATHS!" "A RED HAND, HUH? I KNEW YOU WERE A COMMIE!" "YOU CANNOT STEAL MY AMERICAN GRIT!" "LIMITLESS POWER? MEET THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT!" "I'M GOING TO GRILL THAT SMILE OFF YOU, CATFISH." "CONGRATULATIONS. YOU CAN THROW A ROCK. LIKE THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE." "COULDN'T SNEAK UP ON ME, CITY BOY!" "I AM AMERICAN! THE ONLY THING THAT PROTECTS ME IS MYSELF!" "I WILL THROW YOU BACK INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL!" "SORRY, BUT MY SOUL IS STAYING HERE." "NICE WORK THAT GUN DID YOU, PRIVATE." "NO TROLLING AROUND! THIS IS A WARZONE!" "THERE YOU GO! I KNEW YOU'D DROP DEAD SOON ENOUGH." "GET A HAIRCUT, AND A NEW HAT, HIPPIE." "I HAVE BEEN VACCINATED WITH AMERICAN MIGHT!" "THE ONLY SPIRIT I HAVE IS THE SPRIT OF THE BALD EAGLE!" "YOU COULD OF HAD ROCKET LAUNCHER KNEES. SHAME." "I JUST DOMINATED YOU AND YOUR HIPPIE SPIRITS!" "YOU JUST TUMBLED STRAIGHT INTO MY BOOT!" "HELLO THERE TINY MERASMUS! IT WAS GREAT NOT SEEING YOU!" "YOU'RE GOING TO NEED GLASSES FOR WHAT I JUST DID TO YOU!" "THOSE GAUNTLETS CAN'T BREAK MY COLD BONES OF STEEL!" "YOU SOUND RUSSIAN. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING COMMIE!" "LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED A TRANSFUSION, DRACULA." "DON'T MAKE ME COVER MYSELF IN HONEY AND WRESTLE YOU TO THE GROUND!" "SIT! STAY! PLAY DEAD! GOOD BOY!" "I ATE MONKEY MEAT ALL THE TIME IN THE FIRST WORLD WAR!" "IF YOUR FEATHERS WERE WHITE AND BROWN I MIGHT HAVE SHOWN SOME RESPECT!" "WHO NEEDS ENDLESS POWER WHEN YOU HAVE AMERICA?" "YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, FIN SHAO." "I JUST HASA-KICKED YOU BACK TO YOUR TIME-OUT CORNER!" “I WILL USE THAT SHOVEL OF YOURS TO DIG YOUR GRAVE!” "DON'T GET YOUR GUTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSLEF!" "SHADOWS CAN'T HURT ME! I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT! DURING THE DAY!" "I HAD THE BIGGER KABOOM, MAGGOT." "YOUR TIME'S RUN OUT, HIPPIE MERASMUS.' "YOU CAN'T TRICK THIS WAR VETERAN!" "TOO BAD AMERICA HAS NAPALM! AND AGENT ORANGE!"

Edit: DO NOT WORRY MAGGOTS, I ADDED YORICK