I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
An afk warning for those who are binded by her
aids
stacks
axe
and a bottle of Jack
Thighs
MY FUCKING BIRD
NO IT'S MY FUCKING BIRD
Call PETA ;-;
: I have Tristana. :3
: D'awww... :3
: Gems.
i have everything i need: myself.
The sun.
PRAISE IT
: The souls of the thousands of males I've seduced and killed...
"...A nice personality?"
Let's see, I have guns, bombs bullets, and lots of Belts... FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!
We got all the time in the world
Boxes
: I have no cigar
: I have the most unbalanced kit :D
Once I get full build, I'll have 100% lifesteal!
Really? I haven't built anything yet and I've already got 100% wifesteal.
Q_Q
: animal feces

I have no friends...
All of the no friends.
: Valor!!
: My best friend, some booze, and lots of money.
A ciga... Oh wait.
Ass
Better Ass
Dat 
I have cupcakes,just come closer
5 reasons for you to shut up
Flash always up, stealth, and guaranteed crit.
I'm glad I've got my beer... My other casket of beer. Another casket of beer... A secret facility full of beer... The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!!!

Ootay~
JUSTICE