I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!
You also proooobably have Swain's warship... but let's forget about that...
An afk warning for those who are binded by her
aids
stacks
axe
and a bottle of Jack
Thighs
Spheres. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: I have Tristana. :3
: D'awww... :3

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: (Look at each other and then at someone that Rumble could date.)
: What?
: "I don't get yordles, too fluffy"
/
OTP then?
As cute as it is, Galio will outlast her. Besides, Rumble + Poppy. Common, its so adorable.
So, uh... cool hammer.
Thanks, its for a hero. I just haven't found him yet.
Wait, if its for someone else, why do you use it?
... I don't know. Its... its... its-
Precious to you?
Yeah.
I know, I get it. My hunk of junk is precious to me too. One of these days, Brandle City will see me as a hero. Someone... they can look up to.
Heh.
What? What's funny?
Its nothing.
What!? My dreams are not something to be laughed at! I'll show you. I'll-
It's just, you're looking to be a hero, and I'm looking for a hero.
Oh...
Too bad you're not a hero. Bet you can't even lift the hammer. (smiles)
I can to. (struggles to lift hammer) Why... won't it... budge?
(giggles)
Shut up. I don't need strength.
Hey Rumble...
Yeah?
Do you really think... Do you really think we'll be able to achieve our goals?
Yeah. Definitely. There's no way we could-
Its just, I've never even seen the guy. He's always one step in head of me.
...
What if... what if... he isn't real, Rumble?
... It doesn't matter.
What?
It doesn't matter if he's real or not. Poppy, you're the true hero.
(looks at Rumble in shock)
If you can't find the hero... why not be the hero?
I can't-
You can Poppy. I know it. I've never seen a girl like you before. You remind me of Tristana every time I look at you. You're brave, loyal, strong. You're even honest, trust worthy, and very pretty.
... You really think so?
Don't let anyone bring you down. And if someone does... then... then I'll bring the Smack Down on them with Tristy.
... thank you, Rumble.
(blushes) Well, yeah...
I have to go now, see you around, Rumble.
You too.
Hey champ, how ya been. I haven't seen you in forever... Hey, you feeling alright?
Gal... what do you call it when you're stomach feels weird and you're head feels weird as well?
Uh...
Why did Rumble say I was pretty?..
... I think I know. Heh
You do!? What is it? Please, Gal, why do I feel so weird?
You like him.
... what?
You know. Him.
Who...
... Rumble!
What!? Why? How? I don't get it. I like Rumble?
(tear runs down cheek) My little Yordle is growing up. I feel like a father.
Fucking hell what fanfic writer did I stumble upon.
c'mon everyone knows shes looking for a hero, who can weild the hammer, and deep down in our hearts we know who this outrageous hero is, thats right , the one, the only, 
: Gems.
MY FUCKING BIRD
NO IT'S MY FUCKING BIRD
Call PETA ;-;
If PETA asks this fur is fake
i have everything i need: myself.
: The souls of the thousands of males I've seduced and killed...
The sun.
PRAISE IT
Praising intensifies
"...A nice personality?"
Beauty is only skin deep, which is pretty deep for fat urgot
Let's see, I have guns, bombs bullets, and lots of Belts... FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!
We got all the time in the world
Boxes
: I have the most unbalanced kit :D
I have your spirit blades
Haven't you seen her ride on her totally gnarly blades. Those things are hella balanced bro.
: I have no cigar
: animal feces
Once I get full build, I'll have 100% lifesteal!
Really? I haven't built anything yet and I've already got 100% wifesteal.
Q_Q

I have no friends...
All of the no friends.
: Valor!!
: My best friend, some booze, and lots of money.
they have each other.....
X
intensifies
A ciga... Oh wait.
Ass
Better Ass
Dat 
I have cupcakes,just come closer
5 reasons for you to shut up
Flash always up, stealth, and guaranteed crit.
JUSTICE

Ootay~
I'm glad I've got my beer... My other casket of beer. Another casket of beer... A secret facility full of beer... The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!!!