The True Lab of LoL (Undertale Fanboy incoming)
(read this in 
voice)
ENTRY NUMBER 1: This is it... time to do what Rito has asked me to do. I will create the power to free us all. I will unleash the power of TOXICITY.
ENTRY NUMBER 2: The gold elo is locked by TOXIC power... Unfortunately, this power cannot be recreated artificially. TOXIC power can only be derived from what was once living. So, to create more, we will have to use what we have now... The TOXICITY of monsters.
ENTRY NUMBER 3: But extracting TOXICITY from a living monster would require incredible power... Besides being impractical, doing so would instantly destroy the TOXICITY of the host, and the host itself. And, unlike the persistent TOXICITY of humans... The TOXICITY of most monsters disappear immediately upon death. If only I could make a monster's TOXICITY last...
ENTRY NUMBER 4: I've been researching humans to see if I can find any info about their TOXICITY. I ended up snooping around the Rito HQ... And found these weird tapes. I don't feel like Rito's watched them... I don't think he should.
ENTRY NUMBER 5: I've done it. Using victories, I've extracted it from the human TOXICITY. I believe this is what gives their TOXICITY the strength to persist after demotion. The will to keep playing... The resolve to change rank. Let's call this power... "LP."
ENTRY NUMBER 6: Rito asked everyone outside the HQ for monsters that had "demoted." Their accounts came in today. They're still comatose from their demotion... And soon, they'll all demote into Wood Division Adventures. But what happens if I inject "LP" into them? If their TOXICITY persist after they perish, then... Freedom might be closer than we all thought.
ENTRY NUMBER 7: We'll need a vessel to wield the monster TOXICITY when the time comes. After all, a monster cannot absorb the TOXICITY of other monsters. Just as a human cannot absorb a human TOXIC power... So then... What about something that's neither human nor monster?
ENTRY NUMBER 8: I've chosen a candidate. I haven't told Rito yet, because I want to surprise them with it... In the center of Meddler, there's something special. The first buff, that grew before all the others. The buff from the outside elo. It appeared just before Dyrus left. I wonder... What happens when something without TOXICITY gains the will to promote?
entry number 9: things aren't going well. none of the accounts have demoted to wood division adventures, so i can't get their TOXICITY. i told the families that i would give them the accounts back for the funerals. people are starting to ask me what's happening. what do i do?
entry number 10: experiments on the buff are a failure. it doesn't seem to be any different from the control cases. whatever. they're a hassle to work with anyway. the patches of lol just stick to you, and won't let go...
entry number 11: now that qtie's made it big, he never talks to me anymore. ... except to ask when i'm going to finish his video. but i'm afraid if i finish his video, he won't need me anymore... then we'll never be friends ever again. ... not to mention, every time i try to work on it, i just get really sweaty...
entry number 12: nothing is happening. i don't know what to do. i'll just keep injecting everything with "LP." i want this to work.
entry number 13: one of the accounts opened it's eyes.
ENTRY NUMBER 14: Everyone that had fallen down... ... has woken up. They're all walking around and talking like nothing is wrong. I thought they were goners...?
ENTRY NUMBER 15: Seems like this research was a dead end... But at least we got a happy ending out of it...? I sent the TOXICITY and the buff back to Rito. And I called all of the families and told them everyone's alive. I'll send everyone back tomorrow. : )
entry number 16: fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK
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entry number 18: the buff's gone.
entry number 19: the families keep calling me to ask when everyone is coming home. what am i supposed to say? i don't even answer the phone anymore.
entry number 20: rito left me five messages today. four about everyone being angry. one about this cute teacup he found that looks like me. thanks rito.
entry number 21: i spend all my time at elo hell now. it's my element.
