The last champion you played has to protect you from...
The champion at the bottom of your client in game history. How screwed/ safe are you?
My last champion played-
The champion at the bottom of my ingame client mhistory- 
...umm, I'd be scared of the raging battle going on, ahri is extremely mobile and I can see her avoiding immobile ori to get to me, then again the ball would protect me, I think eventually I'd get killed xD
has to protect me against 
Protecting me against 
will have to defend me against
I think I'm safe no matter where Ashe finds me my savior my God will be there
has to protect me against
....
I don't think that would be much work unless he can magical journey through malphite.
has to protect me against
has to protect me from
I should be safe...As long as I don't try to steal Talon's blades or if he decides to put one in me...
vs
I'm not afraid.
... oh god.