How would it go? Where would you go? What would you do?
Sexual orientation aside, I feel like 
wouldn't be hard to take a stroll around the park with, as I notice the grass wither to a state of rapid necrosis... Maybe dinner but its possible when getting to the dessert parts she might complain about it and state how much better her baking is. But overall I don't see serious problems.
and I are going to take a sweet trip to the beach.
Hold on, let me play Sona a few more times....Don't want to date Mordekaiser
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It would be awkward as f*ck. I wouldn't know where to take her or what to talk about with her. During the entire date I would be having the same thought running through my mind over and over. "How the hell did her father end up with a human?"
You could say we are soul mates...
I'm going to have an OK date.
I think it would be awkward to date 
with Valor looming over us the whole time.
(p.s. we need a Valor champ icon for the forums!)
Screw me, I'm not going on a date, I'm just holding a mirror.
My date would drug my meal and try to turn me into a robot
I'm a girl who plays 
all the time. Awks.
I mean, uh---How safe I would be! We'd go on a lovely walk while he disintegrates everything. Most enjoyable.
Right? -Cough- 
If we're putting sexual orientation aside...
We'd go out to a nice dinner, perhaps go and take a walk in the city, oppress some orphans that I thought were just dolls for a game, get chased by the cops, get left alone as she reveals that she was never with me at all.
Th-thanks, 
Great. I can only loose.
An underage midget, a snake, or a puppet
I gotta say, I was very disappointed with the 
date.
I mean, she was pleasant company at first, but I began thinking this was a bad idea when we went to the restaurant. It was already hard enough convincing the owner to let us in with how Zyra ''dresses'', but he tought we where mocking him when she ordered every single meal that contained meat. Twice.
We barely avoided getting thrown out like thieves by having me pay up-front for everything. (I'm not sure i'll be able to pay the rent this month. She sure has a crazy appetite.) It was fairly humiliating to have all the patrons look at us the way they did, I can tell you that, so I was relieved when she FINALLY finished gulping on everything.
Afterwards, we went to the cinema. She insisted on watching some two hours long, sappy romance movie. She fell asleep during the ads, so I had to suffer through the whole movie alone, and since I was absolutely unable to wake her up, I had to carry her outside at the end.
At this point there was still some sunlight, so I suggested to go for a walk in the park. She enthusiastically accepted. I thought this would be a nice occasion to finally get to be alone together, peacefully.
Boy, was I wrong.
Turns out, her friends where all over the place, and she'd stop to talk to every single flowers and trees of the park. Need I tell you that was extremely awkward, and not exactly what I was planning for? I managed to keep my cool, though, and not let my rage out, up until the point where she started to hit on the big oak and get all up in his business.
Plant-women are all the same. They might say that they love you, but once they go bark, they never go back.
"So I went ahead and took care of all the woman at your work", as she smiles with excitement.
Me - "Wait, what do you mean took care of?" I ask as I'm certainty worried.
"Did I stutter?", she quickly remarks with a glare.
Me - ...
Hm....lets see...drink some grog, check. Plunder anything that looks like it has high value. And run around yelling at people, " ARGH SURRENDER THE BOOTY!!!". seams like the begging of a goooooooooood bromance. 
I would have sex with her. Wait...
OH MY GOD IM A PEDOPHILE
I guess we could go see a blacksmith?
I think I am going to have to get really drunk and then walk around funny for the rest of my life.
I'm just going to avoid making any short jokes.
In for a painful, yet arousing night. Hopefully I can live through it.
is mine
I have a feeling we'd do a lot of off color things, and something nice & relaxing like watching Vi & firefighter tristana try to quell the flames of a city burning to the ground
... Itll go fine until we hold hands, then the ambulance
He gets REALLY handsy REALLY fast. It's actually quite electrifying ;)
hot gay orgy with udyr ? ;l not everyone plays a female champ -sobs-
go to brazil with 
I'm not a lesbian but whatever. Babe, I wanna taste your rainbow. And yes it is meant to sound dirty.
Well I've played a TON of , and I think that date would go fine so long as I don't make her laugh TOO much and drive myself insane. She'd make a cute gf.
Lately however, I've been playing a lot of 
, For some reason I don't see that going as well. If I don't compliment his scones he's going to impale me on a spear and kick me into a well.
She's leaving the pig behind right?
Me: I don't feel like having a mace up my rear at this point in our relationship, morde....
Morde: Your pain my drain Huehuehuehuehuehue
Let's go smash some Demacian.
and i would go out to a movie. some moral dilemma from the plot would spark her interest, leading to a philosophical debate. she would then promptly condemn me to the afterlife.
Well I'm from PR so I said I take 
to one of the most beautiful beach there is in my country; after all she is a radiant sun. xD
My date would be 
, and I dont have to tell you whats going to happen
lol 
I guess I would just ascend :D
,umm? Vegetarian pizza?
We'd go straight to the bedroom and I'd pray that she won't kill me afterwards.
I'm honestly not sure... Does he eat? Enjoy comedy? Music?
