ATTENTION: Remember that guy who did all those "If your favorite champion..." thing? Well, I'm him. Anyways, this is my final post until a long time because I'll be out of the country. So please keep the trend going!
Example:
ate too much people and stomach exploded
battled Jarvan beyond the point of breaking and was finally bested… but not beaten. With his dying breath, he locked his fingers around the king's throat and broke the will of a nation.
Chronoshift...
Got charmed into the enemy nexus because they had Louis Vuitton at their store.
Got stomped by 
while he was sleeping while invisible in a bush.
Punched 
in the face for stepping on her shoes. Where's tibbers now? 
says "I'm the only bear round these parts" then rips him apart. 
finally laughs for real =.=
rekt by 
cuz she killed Avarosa.
accidentally slit his throat while sharpening his axe
Old Age
too much shurima </3
during my expedition to my home, i walked off a cliff and i died.
Meh i got passive
I died?
has a fight to the death with 
over 
's heart only to realize that Mechs aren't affected by poison.
URF 
PENTAKILL
lots and lots of laughing gas
Finally shot down after taking out a bunch of enemy fighters
She didnt expect the banana
