2 Truths One Lie Game

Spacesuit Spiff··17 votes·1,834 views

Write 3 things that you've seen someone do in your games, one of which is made up. We guess which is the fake. Might as well get some mileage out of the absurdity of soloq.

  1. Full damage Udyr top screaming at Kha jungle "build tank we need a tank!"
  2. Vayne: "Report Tryndamere ulted himself instead of me!"
  3. Blitz (who already has a frozen heart) screaming at jungler for not building frozen heart. Enemy team is mostly AP.

78 Comments

Silly Neeko3 votes

Im calling out Blitz as being your lie. I can see the other two happening way too easily lol.

  1. Ivern with smite going up to the enemy buff and being allowed to put his passive on it while enemy jungler was taking it.

  2. Someone D/Ced on purpose for an actual good reason.

  3. Mystery Skin sent to an enemy because they did not rage.

50000000000000002 votes

Ooh, they all seem possible, but I'm gonna say 2 is the most unlikely.

Spacesuit Spiff1 votes

I think I recall the first as a release bug? So I'll say 2 because that would often be difficult to know.

Silly Neeko2 votes

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I think I recall the first as a release bug? So I'll say 2 because that would often be difficult to know.

Actually..... Funny thing is..... The enemy jungler and leashers just did not auto attack me at all because i was the support xD

Kukan Seishin3 votes

You are lying about 3

1: Me being flamed for building Full tank Annie support. 2: Me being flamed for building Full tank Ahri support 3: Me being flamed for building Full tank Synra Support

SzGamer2272 votes

I'm going to say number 2 is your lie.

Mine:

  1. AP Tank Tristana support. I, being the ADC, still get flamed.
  2. Friending 2 Yas mains who trashed me and got me flamed by my team... 2 games in a row.
  3. A toxic Vayne player getting an actual 1v5 Pentakill (only one kill had an assist on it).
EvilUnicornLord2 votes

3's the lie, I bet.

  1. ADC calling juggernaut a troll for not building tank.
  2. Full AD Poppy wrecking house.
  3. Having a Red as your support.
NekoniClaws2 votes

I was gonna' guess three XD 2 sounded too funny to not be true baw...

This will give you guys trouble.

1: Soraka calls ADC 2: She builds AP 3: My team flames her

Maximum Morde2 votes
  1. Thornmail on Ashe
  2. Graves with a Cigar
  3. 1v5 Rammus Pentakill
Friendly Ram1 votes

2 graves vapes.

Spacesuit Spiff1 votes
  1. Adc dcs level 1, dies, calls reports on the support for not picking Tahm Kench.
  2. Support Blitz demanding all future wolf camps and then afking when that didn't happen.
  3. Mid and Jungle running in and dying 1v5 all day, top inexplicably spends the game nitpicking the support's microplay.
SzGamer2271 votes

Gonna guess 1 for this one.

2 is alwful in such a magical way that I kind of want it to be true XD

Spacesuit Spiff2 votes

Correct. After all, the adcs that act like this cant actually fathom their own mortality enough to demand a kench save, even while dead :p

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

You forgot to mention that the adc can't die if they have dc'ed.

EvanThomas1 votes

Well, I would guess, but I made the mistake of looking at the comments before making my own. Silly me.

Anyways, my 2 truths, one lie:

  1. Me dumpstering a 1v2 top lane (enemy has no jg) as Mordekaiser.
  2. Enemy jungler named "Doryus" and my entire team calling them their "4nd favorite streamer" all game.
  3. Allied support Braum going 1v4 and stealing elder dragon with a basic attack.
SzGamer2271 votes

Inclined to say 3. Is it 3?

EvanThomas1 votes

Nope! Actually happened. It was nuts, we sent the clip to Kshaway's Wood Division.

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

ooh! Link plz.

SzGamer2272 votes

Oh my god banana chase is such a classic

Wood Division Adventures is probably my favorite series on youtube. Grats on the clip!

I will never again forget the clip of Braum walking in on Elder and last hitting like a badass. XD

Kïchune1 votes

1.) stealing baron 4 times in 1 game with braum q (braum jg) 2.) a level 7 yas loosing lane to a first time cho gath 3.) an evelyn running into 8 teemo shrooms in a row and surviving

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes
  1. Nobody goes for Baron 4 times.
Votable Jester1 votes

1: I stole baron with a red buff tic procced by Ezreal Q over the wall. 2: I stole the enemy blue and red with one Xerath ult. 3: I got a penta and two quadras as Xerath recently.

SzGamer2272 votes

I'm going to guess that two is the lie. The odds of both enemy buffs being taken within 10 seconds of each other, you being in range of both of them, and having vision in both camps are rather slim.

If it's not I would very much like to see the replay because that's some dank sh*t

Votable Jester1 votes

Sorry for late reply, yes it was 2, though I've come close.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Gotta call on 2 as well. That would require a rank 3 Xerath Ult while both camps were being done.

And I've seen more crazy Baron steals than that.

Votable Jester1 votes

Correct.

DuskDaUmbreon1 votes

I'll call your second one as BS. And I'll give you my 3:

1: Our AP Zed crushes an AD Zed. 2: Our Riven is one of the least toxic people in our game. 3: Support Nasus carried our game.

Friendly Ram1 votes

1 because i've seen the other two(or at least the riven being the least toxic to our team.)

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

3, actually. Never seen a support Nasus. And, non I have NO idea how AP Zed won. This was a while back, though.

Friendly Ram1 votes

Well huh. I thought zed was like riven with no ap scaling.

DuskDaUmbreon1 votes

Yeah. He is. I think the guy just relied on base damage alone. That, and sheer outplays.

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

He needs cs/ks

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

This seems fun 1: Had our Blitz on ADC flame us for not having ADC 2: My ADC vanye...saying sorry to me...i was support 3: Saw a AD Soraka beat a Nasus

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

I'm going to guess 3.

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

sadly that was true...and very funny to watch

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

Was there tears involved?

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

can't remember. Happen a long time ago XD

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

So 1?

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

Yes

ExcusemeFellows1 votes

Oh, it sounded like something an autofill would do...(ignoring the fact that you didn't mention autofill :P)

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

I mean i saw Blitz adc before with thresh. Yeah that worked well :). And not all Vanye are toxic, but knowing how people saw them it seem smart to put it in because people would think it was fake.

Friendly Ram1 votes

1 because i hope 2 is true.

UnHeardGh0st1 votes

Yep, your right

Zelorxon1 votes
  • My cc less mid laner spammed me help pings despite the enemy mid laner being ungankable and mine an outscaling-low interaction waveclearer and flamed me the whole game without being banned, oh i was a cc less jungler too, and i was supposed to powerfarm and outscale as well, besides taking turrets and dragons, but you know, kills make your wiener feel bigger so it's always better to get kills.

  • My twitch saw 5 people 5-10% hp doing baron, popped ult and went melee with them getting killed like a bitch instead of getting a penta and then autoing the remnant hp of baron for our team.

  • My teammates actually listened to a call of mine.

So? which is the made up one?

Friendly Ram1 votes

hoping one.

Zelorxon1 votes

Oh no wait, i messed up my bad, i wrote two truths and one lie, the lie one is the third by the way...

Randomonium1 votes
  1. Getting flamed for not ganking after my top laner gave up first blood. I hadn't even finished my second jungle camp.
  2. Getting flamed by my mid laner for being a "useless jungler" when I had 100% kill participation.
  3. Team asked to report me for intentionally feeding after I stole baron but died in the process.
Busty Demoness1 votes
  1. I scored a 1v5 Pentakill as (pre-rework) Fiora, with a single heal from Sona as the only assist and only against Soraka (the final kill).
  2. I used Kassadin's Riftwalk (before its range was nerfed) to jump an Ashe ultimate and kill an enemy before escaping.
  3. I got an A while playing Diana jungle using the Runes/Masteries I typically use for Nocturne.
LeBlanc Rose1 votes
  1. Had a bronze game where everyone on my team got an S, no one on the enemy team got an S, and we lost.
  2. Jax gets a real weapon
  3. A first time Fiora was 1v3 (illaoi, nidalee, singed) and somehow didn't feed. In fact, they went 7/1 by the end of the laning phase.
  4. Graves gets a cigar
  5. The enemy jungler (tristana?) goes full Tank, and is 20/0 and took down 6 turrets and 3 inhibitors.

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