When i see Mage nerfs in the patch notes

Child of the Pit··38 votes·2,928 views

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EDIT : im not talking about the incoming patch

im talking about Mage nerfs in general , like the useless one from Aurelion

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Pailidin19 votes

With the Zhonya's nerf and the QSS nerf he's actually getting pseudo-buffed.

Child of the Pit1 votes

thats sad but true ...

LankPants8 votes

And towers having penetrable armour, Zed will be reducing the 40 to pretty much 0 since his standard build includes a ton of flat pen. In fact it almost seems like Riot picked 40 specifically because it's the exact amount of pen you get from item 3147 item 3142 item 3156 . Basically Zed's going to be one of the strongest tower killers next patch.

morris12 votes

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Ionian2 votes

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Blue Moon Wolf8 votes

Mage nerfs? you mean Zed buffs :p

Ashe Jungle3 votes

Thanks, Obama.

Boxpencil3 votes

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junglerboy164 votes

If you say it three times while looking in a mirror, an angry Tibbers appears in the reflection and mauls you.

LOL Spammer2 votes

Thanks obama

Myrddin1 votes

Mage nerfs? NERFS!?!?!?!?!

we read different patch notes

Vistha Kai1 votes

If you think there are no nerfs, then tell me what are the buffs.

Child of the Pit4 votes

the new Zyra is really weak btw

SpongebobIsLife1 votes

thats completely false, her laning phase got completely obnoxious.

Child of the Pit4 votes

i dare you

her new passive is totaly Random and have a 20 -- 10 % chance to spawn on a usefull place in lane

compared to the old one that does true dmg and gives you a strong afterlife that could save Baron/Drake its really weak

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and nothing new inlcuding Q , only the form of her Q is new now , and even easyer to dodge as before

the W can old more than 2 stcks now ? that would be new

and the E already had that planty slow before , and the ult also buffed you plantys before the ''rework''


afterall , i would only play the new Zyra as support , since her random passive gives high Zoning and Siege potential and could help you ADC farming in peace against a BC or Tresh support

or as AP Tank in jgl

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since i wont have her old passive anymore , i have to stay alive for helping my team , and thats not so easy with such a squishy champ like Zyra

LankPants1 votes

her new passive is totaly Random and have a 20 -- 10 % chance to spawn on a usefull place in lane

They're guaranteed to spawn in good places over time, they don't spawn completely randomly, there's pre-determined areas that the seed spawn in and you spawn 1-2 seeds every 8 seconds. They will spawn in good places, it's probably a 50/50 of each seed being useful, but you spawn so many that they just will be good.

and nothing new inlcuding Q , only the form of her Q is new now , and even easyer to dodge as before

Her new Q takes some adapting to, but it has around twice the area. Once you learn it it's considerably easier to hit.

and the E already had that planty slow before , and the ult also buffed you plantys before the ''rework''

The ult buff on plants is far better now, the old one made plants attack 50% faster, the new one makes them attack twice. Attacking twice is the same as 100% faster.

afterall , i would only play the new Zyra as support , since her random passive gives high Zoning and Siege potential and could help you ADC farming in peace against a BC or Tresh support

You're misreading the rework very hard then. Zyra gains a lot of damage due to all the extra plants you can have, you have 2-3 extra plants in pretty much any fight. She seems very good at shoving waves into towers which does help her mid lane a lot.

Child of the Pit1 votes

What Midlane ? this one that gets controlled by the acctual Assassins that hug Malmortius faster than a mouse the cheese after they see any AP ?

but i think how OP that Zyra rework is is just in sight of the the player

LankPants1 votes

New Zyra matches up better against assassins than old.

+15 MS is pretty big, it makes positioning a lot easier, also she can push the majority of assassins into tower. She can't push Zed into tower, but he is honestly the most broken champ on the next patch. His strongest counter is probably just a ban, he'll probably be permabanned anyway.

Child of the Pit1 votes

If Riot isnt going to Nerf him , they could anyways delete him , because he will get banned so often that they will tell storys about him in s10 : ''Ah i remember the bad old time , when Zed was so retarded op that he had like a 100 % ban rate in every game ! ''

Ralimak1 votes

{quoted} compared to the old one that does true dmg and gives you a strong afterlife that could save Baron/Drake its really weak

since i wont have her old passive anymore , i have to stay alive for helping my team , and thats not so easy with such a squishy champ like Zyra

So... your strategy when playing Zyra is to die as much as possible so that you can use your passive more often?

Rammus Ok.

Her new passive is actually useful no matter how well you are doing in a game, compared to the old passive which only made a large impact on the game when she was basically feeding.

LankPants2 votes

Losing her old passive for +15 MS would have been a straight buff, losing her old passive for +15 MS and a fairly strong abet somewhat random new passive is huge.

stealthfox941 votes

Yeah people are dumb. Every mage got buffed except Vlad.

Only Play Darius1 votes

Where are the patch notes

Child of the Pit1 votes

incoming

morris11 votes

WHEN OuO

Child of the Pit1 votes

i dunno, lets say the patch after the Mage rework , because everyone will QQ that theyre too ooooppppp and stuff

Kingnewgameplus1 votes

*When I see mage item nerfs.

Mages themselves are getting buffed, its just that zhonya's and athene's are garbage.

Child of the Pit1 votes

i think you dont got the title huh ?

WHEN ! im not talking about the incoming patch , im talking about it in general

Justin01 votes

Is it just me but isn't Ryze like the most broken chain cc champ that never gets nerfed? He requires a certain degree of skill to combo with but that sustain to melt tanks and landing 3 - 4 snares in a row..

Child of the Pit1 votes

1.To study the Chain combo it takes alot of effort

  1. It gives many champs that counter him
Justin01 votes

But I mean I'm an average player who has taken up ryze and and I can pull off the combo easily on most champs. Please state the champs who counter him.

Child of the Pit1 votes

Alistar Annie Blitzcrank Chogath

Acctualy everyone that can Take a bit Dmg

and Deal some CC and / or Silence

Justin01 votes

And now I can counter that. You can't block ryzes snare which rules out other cc champs. Also ryze has crazy sustain to melt tanks. His ult having a very short cool down also gives him spell vamp. Keep in mind that ryze also scales with mana as well as ap.

Child of the Pit1 votes

DrMundo item 1321 + Tenacity Mastery + his W , and the Ryze snare last for maybe a half second or less

anyways , buy many MR , becuse with all that combos , he looses his Mana in like 10 Turns , and when a Mundo ults he cant destroy the life fast enough as it regens

Justin01 votes

;) he never runs out of mana. Strongest late game champ I've seen. Imo. And as I said before, his sustain can break tanks like mundo. He can snare to keep Mundo in place until the ult regen runs out.

Child of the Pit1 votes

well. its just that noone plays him :I

Justin01 votes

I can agree with you there. But you must agree that the rare chance u see a ryze main, he can do those things. Have you seen huni and faker ryze?

Child of the Pit1 votes

Faker ?

my Ryze Main Friend , hes Silver 3

on our Blind 1 v 1 he took Ryze and slapped me so hard ill be halfwayed to älberkurcy

this Chain , Jesus F#Cking Christ

Justin01 votes

Haha told you ryze is op. XD speaking of uncommon champs, in oce here, no one plays Sol anymore.

Child of the Pit1 votes

i do like playing SOl ... as long as AD midlaners are banned

Justin01 votes

I see. We'll ima go to sleep because here it's 1:15 am. Laters m8.

NaturesMayhem1 votes

When Vel'Koz's ult does true damage to the people he has killed.

BasedJarvan4201 votes

Still gonna have to buy zhonyas because of zed even if its a trash item. Zed is gonna be permabanned next patch. If Rito can't balance their game then I'm gonna make sure that zed doesn't get to play league of legends.

QSS nerf basically makes fiora broken again, makes fizz stronger and now makes duskblade op. Adc gonna have to start buying zhonyas.

Protobelt is gonna make assassins dash around even more now and give them EVEN MORE BURST. Every team fight is just gonna be whos assassin can 1-shot the enemy adc first and auto win.

At least if the ap champs become op, these tanks can't just mindlessly stack armor like they've been doing, so that's good I guess.

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