Name me your worst experience that is worse than an idiot going AFK

For me, it's:

In champion selection, and was going to grab Ryze top, until some guy took him first

Me: Dude, I want Ryze man, dont u have any other mid lane champs? Douche: I'm going top Ryze, stfu Me: Wtf, dude I called it! Douche: Oh chill, ur juz gonna feed. Me: ...ok fine, carry us then

left to pick Nautilus jungle

Start of game

(All-chat): Eyyy guys, Im new to Ryze, so plz no hate :p : Wtf?? And u autolock without knowing anything?? : Stfu, I juz bought this amazing legendary Pitbull Ryze skin yoo (i made it up durr, it's 1820rp legendary skin btw :p) : So you bought a freaking expensive skin for a champ that you dont even know how to play? : Yea, so? : And u even dare to autolock top lane away from me, when mid is open for you. : top's better, I can bully lots :3 : My god, how spoiled are you....? : shut up, u want me to afk? : .....my good lord. Juz play safe, since ur new with him

game ended with a defeat, with Ryze score of 1/14 & team kills of 11 vs 35

: Omg report this team, all bunch of noobs. : http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/008/301/christian_bale_american_psycho_patrick_bateman_axe_10989289_RE_PwnzElite_has_declared_war_on_Grammar_Nazis-s400x300-173837.jpg