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Gentleman Gems·10/19/2015, 10:25:35 AM·4 votes·524 views

Balanced Champion: A Champion who has 2 of the 3 things, making the lack of third attribute irrelevant. High Mobility, Large Tank Potential, Or Excessive Damage Output. Synonyms: Riven, Garen, Darius, Skarner, Mordikaiser.

Fun Champions: Any Champion that has salt producing abilities or Mechanics, an ability that contains a "Mini-Game", or both Synonyms: Teemo, Bard, Fiora

Solo Que: A place where only the strong survive and the weak get salty. Synonyms: The Hood, The Wild, The Freljord

Duo Que: A place where friendships ether blossom, or die. Synonyms: Trust Exercise, Your girlfriends house, Hollywood

Diamond Smurfs: Bronze players with inflated egos Synonyms: Jerk Wad, Delusional, LCS Wannabe's

Bronze Division: Are personal segment of hell given to us by Teemo an anonymous donor Synonyms: Teemo Land, Trollers Paradise, Elo Hell.

Rework: The Action of remaking a Champion to be Fun and Balanced (See Definitions of Fun Champions and Balanced Champions

8 Comments

Robo2310/19/2015, 10:40:01 AM3 votes

no offense but this isnt memes or games. Except for that thx

Blue Moon Wolf10/19/2015, 4:29:53 PM2 votes

huh... I think my main is classified as "Fun" since he has salt inducing mechanics (decoys and knockup ults can be a bitch, can't they :p). Must be why he's been safe from changes for so long .__.

Mordepool10/19/2015, 12:12:18 PM1 votes

Thank you for highlighting the fun aspect

aítch10/19/2015, 12:31:50 PM1 votes

Oh everything makes sense now!

Aír10/19/2015, 1:10:16 PM1 votes

In all seriousness though, I did gain my best friend from duo queuing with a new ranked team member. And that was 8 months ago. We couldn't be better friends now. (Although it is kind of backfiring cause he thinks I can actually make it to the fricking LCS one day and I am still in only low Gold).

Although I did have more than enough moments where people who are lower elo than me and end up in my game think of me as a free elo boost. Then realize later that I am literally only at my elo cause of my synergy with my duo partner and remove me. Lol