You wake up one day...

Scream in excitement Then hug it

and I'm a guy

When I wake up and see it: http://pic27.nipic.com/20130224/11860443_204019546106_2.gif

After I name him "King fluffybottom Esquire": http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NlGSXYjknVw/T4MJJmZjGNI/AAAAAAAAC_M/tML8vVyLdHE/s1600/25053+-+axis_powers_hetalia+cats+chibi+cute+gif+italy.gif Afterwards I think I would feed him poro snacks till he explodes into 10 baby poros and then die from cuteness overload X3

Sell it

I don't think I'd do anything special. It's fluffy. It's cute. But so are my cats.

If anything, I think I'd get excited over owning a fictional creature.

Well, that's nice, I now have dinner tonight.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Trick question! I woke up with SIX pet poros! And they are all AWESOME!!

http://img0.reactor.cc/pics/post/League-of-Legends-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-Shyvana-Poro-1862679.jpeg

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150220155238/leagueoflegends/images/8/80/Malphite_Poro.jpg

http://img14.deviantart.net/15e0/i/2015/002/0/c/snowdown_contest___poro_arcade_by_o0dzaka0o-d8cause.jpg

http://orig05.deviantart.net/459b/f/2014/069/b/6/hungry_poro__by_blackie_maiden-d79o2iw.png

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Wait. . . .I'm missing two. . . .

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/ee7b331658f9c38b18b353eb986b1050.jpg

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=980536