Mine would be:
- 1st Q no damage, and his ult costs 100 energy.
- All her abilities now cost 10% HP each, ult costs 20% HP
- All cooldowns increased by 10.
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- Has his hands removed.
each champ has a garden hose and fire fighter 
is always on duty always
Loses tibbers.
- Q blinds himself, W makes him slow down passively and active, E poisons self passively, R vulnerable to own shrooms
If his shadow's Qs or Es intersect with Zed himself, they damage him as well, if his Qs or Es hit a shadow, he kills the shadow.
using trickster will make nearby enemies untargetable
shrooms are now there for allies to eat and heal
loses true damage, loses invisibility, loses passive
Has attack knocked down a lot.
loses the ability to go invisible and blink behind you
boxes fear him if he walks nearby them deceive loses the ability to jump walls and makes you invisible for .5s
When she ults herself she can't get out
Die's when his ult is finished
- rend: limited to 3 spears per target
- parry: only blocks one attack, costs 50% of mana, cooldown is 30 seconds at all levels.
ult has 40% chance on backfire on self (lowered to 30% with enough MR)
and : taunting more that 3 times a match will cause them to instantly die, give entire enemy team one level up and 500 gold each.
-Deleted from the game.
- Deleted from history
- Ok for real: lower range on his shurikens, make his shadows last less time, lower range on his ult, increase his energy costs
E now no damage
ult on a 2:30 cooldown
removed from game
lantern range severely nerfed
spears only 700 range
Q now has Yi end in the worst position possible
E now only stacks to 15
now is always banned if going against an incompetent player
I dislike many champions
no more ad shield and give her mana
Zed= does 1 damage no matter what. That's all for today folks!
Remove all sand.
Cant do ANY DAMAGE TO TOWERS
Rockets cost mana and health, and minigun decreases in speed, not increase.
- sheen cooldown is 5x longer on this champion - Equilibrium strike deals no damage.
- No execute affect on takedown - pounce does not reset. Ever - Javelin toss's damage is reversed (longest distance = least damage)
Turn shadows off and he's deleted :3
