Your 3 highest Mastery Champions read the Boards.

Aeszarck·5/4/2017, 2:38:39 AM·18 votes·2,286 views

How do they react to the posts about them? Balance posts (assume they can read OP.GG too and see their stats), rage posts, fan art, fan fictions, comics, jokes, roleplays, lore discussions, etc.

For example, Yasuo will learn of his controversial existence and numerous posts on how to change him, Mordekaiser will learn of his dedicated followers and his many bugs, Urgot will learn that some people want him to become a Star Guardian, and Veigar will learn about the short jokes.

######And unfortunately for his mental sanity, Lee Sin doesn't get a free pass. We have pretty good dictation software nowadays. I'm not so sure about how Rek'Sai will read. Maybe she gets some other literate void creature to read the Boards to her.

Be creative and have fun!

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TheSequelsRBad5/4/2017, 3:14:01 AM17 votes

Nasus "The cycle of ragers on the boards continues. I will Q, they will QQ."

Chogath ummm, I really don't think he would care, at all.

Illaoi She would laugh at people who complain about her being OP, say they are not in motion, and proceed to rip their souls out to teach them to be strong and fight.

Fondling Gems5/4/2017, 3:57:04 AM12 votes

Taric "Why can't I find anything about myself?" summoner 1 "Check the Ezreal threads..." Taric "Oh....ohhh...OH MY." summoner 1 "Just ignore that I wrote most of those."


Nautilus "I have been to the depths and yet have never seen so much salt before."


Thresh "If a scream of pain is a beautiful note, the cries of 10 a rhythm, and a thousand screams of agony a song then I have discovered the ultimate symphony."

TyrekGoldenspear5/4/2017, 2:49:41 AM10 votes

Azir Hmm. So they intend to return me to glory via reworking my kit. Turns to someone off screen. Nasus! Make sure the ones who make posts about my oppressiveness are executed. They will see what true oppression is. Leans in on screen. And bring me this "Melledonus." He thinks he can mock me and my alcohol intake without consequence?

Brand So the boards complain that I burn things? Chuckles. It's almost like they don't know what I am. I am not equal to the other champions. I am a force of nature. I will stay in their bot lane. I will create a cataclysm the world has never seen before. My enemies will be the kindling to spark this wildfire.

Lux Big smile as she opens her laptop. Ooh, this will be so exciting! I'll get to see what people think of me! I really hope I brightened their days! Reads balance posts that qq about her, smile fades a little. But... I have very defined weaknesses. It should be simple to defeat me in battle if they applied the correct tactics. Reads funny memes about her lazers. Laughs as smile returns to normal. That's just brilliant! Garen groans off-screen. Aw come on Garen! It was funny! Smiles fades as she reads more negative posts, this one about her getting skins and a VO update. Oh. B-but I had a pretty basic VO. They were giving me a skin so they just went an extra step... Reads more QQ posts about her balance, calling her brainless and no skill. Smile disappears. Silently moves on. Sees final post on her voice and closes her laptop. Walks away fighting back tears.

Noctkazaku5/4/2017, 3:20:48 AM8 votes

Warwick growls

Darius Sighs and then grumbles about cowards who think he needs to be nerfed.

Kled TACOS.

Mecha MaIphite5/4/2017, 3:06:42 AM7 votes

Malphite Alistar Renekton

Yeah I don't think any of them can read

AlienPrimate5/4/2017, 8:09:19 AM5 votes

Taric - "But I'm not even that gay...ok, maybe just a little." "My healing powers really do drain my energy more than they should."

Galio - "Who is this impostor people have been talking about?"

Nautilus - "I will drag them down." Them being people who say he is OP.

Valeckserai5/4/2017, 3:12:53 PM5 votes

Reads salt filled game play post Karthus All of this suffering would cease in death's eternal embrace! TahmKench I see you got a problem with Lee Sin boy, maybe we could make a deal... a nerf for a meal? Yorick Foolish mortals, these petty concerns mean nothing next to the threat that the mist poses to us all.

Reads meme Karthus You shall have no need of such petty amusements in death. There will be no pain, no sorrow, only a blissful oblivion. TahmKench (chuckles in his unnaturally deep southern catfish accent) I see you got a hunger for laughter and attention... maybe we can work something out? Yorick Ah yes, I had forgotten what laugher sounded like... it's still utterly pointless though.

Sees their winrate on op.gg Karthus Completely inaccurate. This should be at 100%. Death always wins in the end. TahmKench BOY! I AM THE RIVER KING! I AIN'T GOT TIME TO CARE ABOUT SILLY GAMES ON THE RIFT, I GOT DEALS TO MAKE! (tries to not care but is super salty about it) Yorick What does this matter? What good does winning a percentage of all the fights here do when all will be over if but one is lost to the mist?

Blue Moon Wolf5/4/2017, 6:24:21 AM5 votes

MonkeyKing: ... everything about me is bananas... wtf.

Gnar: hahahahaha :3 see's Gnar hate thread mega Gnar: GNAAARR flips table

Ahri: ... everything about me is nsfw... wtf.

RainXBlade5/4/2017, 4:32:36 AM4 votes

My highest mastery Champion (and main): Yasuo: Turns on laptop and drinks sake. Time to read the boards.

10 bans and Yasuo will be gone in ranked. YASUO SO OP! RITO PLS NERF! BRAINDEAD CHAMP. Yasuo with PD is tanky af. "Generic Yasuo shitpost here."

Ok, that's enough reading for one day.

My 2nd highest mastery Champion: MasterYi: Meditates in front of PC Ah, it's a good day to use my PC right now. Let's see what's on that's about me.

Almost no complaints about him.

Oh wow, guess I'm balanced then. Just an average da-

COSMIC REAVER YI IS LIT!. PROJECT YI IS A LITERAL WARFRAME!

.....I should get a new skin soon, maybe in 3-4 months. Turns off PC

My 3rd highest mastery Champion (and main ADC) Ezreal: Turns on laptop and listens to Monstercat (cuz why the hell not) Finally, a break from exploring and the rift. Now let's see what's on the board that's about me.

RITO, WHEN WILL YOU SHIP LUX X EZREAL!? PFE UPDATE IS LIT! THX RITO! WHERE'S LUX X EZREAL!? Suddenly, Lux enters the room

Lux: Hey Ez, what are you read- Sees threads about her and Ez being a couple Well, people certainly want us together and canon.

Ezreal: Blushes....I guess so.

Cuddling ensues

nyx19985/4/2017, 3:09:33 PM4 votes

not in this ID Soraka last post about me is actually that old? Lulu who dare say I'm broken? i will make them into cupcake. Sona ...

Michael7025/4/2017, 2:42:57 AM3 votes

Amumu is throwing a tantrum because of 7.8 & 7.9.

Bottom Laner5/4/2017, 9:09:19 AM3 votes

Jinx "Ooh! Look at all these pics of me!" [slayer-jinx-catface] [slayer-jinx-unamused] [slayer-jinx-wink] Morgana "It says the website has cookies. What flavor are they exactly and how do they come out of this machine?" TahmKench he'd have quite a few things to say about a 2nd river king

TimX24968B5/4/2017, 5:44:27 AM2 votes

Garen sees threads about unviability in higher elos remembers how he wasn't designed for higher elos rolls eyes at league community

Tryndamere sees threads about how he should be less oppressive reads threads, realizes how little people know how to utilize him shakes head at lower elo community

Darius sees threads about how he is too strong remembers the past few games when he saw adcs, mages, and teemo toplane facepalms.

Blazingflares5/4/2017, 5:24:41 AM2 votes

Thresh Velkoz Soraka not much to see here.

What do you think?

SpookyNeedle5/4/2017, 5:19:47 AM2 votes

It's like 1am and I'm about to sleep, but if someone wants to write them Fiora Nidalee Katarina / Akali (Kat/Akali are about equal points-wise, you can choose either or both)

JVP155/4/2017, 9:14:03 PM2 votes

Leona : "Why... why do you ship me with Diana? The only time some ever posts about me is when they ship me with Diana. I don't even like her."

Taric : "It's okay Leona. The only time they ever talk about me is when they talk about how me and Ezreal are a thing."

Leona : "You and Ezreal are a thing though. It really isn't that hard to see."

Taric : "Oh it most certainly is hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Leona : "ರ_ರ"

Leona : "Hey, do you hear something?"

Taric : "Now that you mention it, I do hear some music. Where is it coming from?"

Sion goes ulting past while playing this at full blast

Sion : "THIS IS AAMAAAZIIIIINNG!!!"

Laughs at Danger5/5/2017, 1:19:01 AM2 votes

1: Lux Reads posts about how annoying she is to lane against. "Aww, I just wanted to brighten your day :( " Reads post shipping her with Ezreal. "W-what? Me, have a crush on a brave explorer, who's visited distant lands I've always dreamed of seeing? N-no, why would you think that?" blushes 2: Taliyah After scrolling down for awhile, finally finds one post. "Underpowered.... Well, I suppose it's for the best, since I'm still learning to control my powers. I don't want to hurt anyone." Yasuo walks over. "Oh, Yasuo! Come see this! I found a webpage called the bo--" Yasuo "FACE THE WIND!!" Yasuo puts a windwall between himself and the computer while dashing away. Taliyah "Huh, I wonder why he doesn't like the boards. Welp, back to training :) " 3: Jhin THIS NUMBER IS UNACCEPTABLE!! (Read this in that lemon guy from Adventure Time's voice and it's much funnier.) 4: Jhin Much better. WAIT, WHAT?! How dare they make a mockery of me with these tasteless four puns?! ONLY PERFECTION!!" Jhin then makes four four pun posts that are just as cheesy as everyone else's and upvotes them to four, because only his puns can be perfection. Edit: Lolz, put Jhin at #3 to see if anyone would notice.

Busty Demoness5/4/2017, 5:50:03 AM2 votes

MissFortune I don't think she'd care much. (She's not seeing a lot of threads, so the fact she's still decent would be hidden to her.) Nocturne "Now I know how to make my fears even stronger!" Ashe Also someone who wouldn't care much. (And would probably have no idea how people feel about her.)

Serika Zero5/4/2017, 9:51:56 AM2 votes

Akali - so many noobs Diana - hah, they are all fools MissFortune - fortune doesn't favor fools

Felboi5/4/2017, 12:11:58 PM2 votes

(Cause im dumb af i have no idea how to do that champ picture thing....so im sry)

(Sion) THIS IS NOT MY KIND OF WAR (Jhin) there is much art and beauty here.....and posts with four upvotes (Trundle) Feels like home. ...only less cold

WacingTheFind5/4/2017, 12:23:01 PM2 votes

Yasuo: Why do you hate me so much boards? I'm just a homeless guy.

Karthus: Hello!? Can I get some attention pls?

Shen: Shenpai is noticing you, Melledoneus.

KoggyStyle5/4/2017, 1:42:19 PM2 votes

Gnar ???? ults computer into the wall Nami What the hell? ults computer into the wall Fiddlesticks They think im weak hm? ults gameplay boards feed me your tears!

PelicanOfDeath5/4/2017, 2:49:43 PM2 votes

Lux I'ma read the boards! Sees Lux x Ezreal shipping Lux They do realize he's banging Taric, right? Jayce too. They all went public about it and everything. The picture was from the freaking Christmas party, it's not my fault gift exchanges are crap. Poppy Oh look, it's Yasuo and Lee. Jax Oh look, people who can't read ability descriptions.

4th Chiming Lamb5/4/2017, 3:37:57 AM2 votes

Chogath : "Fools! Their kind is a scourge upon the world..."

Khazix : "They want nerfs? Well...change...is goooooood :)"

RekSai : Rek'Sai Screeches

Melledoneus5/4/2017, 3:20:12 PM2 votes

Shen They keep spelling the word 'Senpai' wrong... I am genuinely confused. Aatrox The bastards keep calling me weak. I'll show them. Talon ...what is 'parkour?' It sounds Demacian, and I dislike it.

DaNinad5/4/2017, 5:08:02 PM2 votes

Vayne Shuts down computer, leaves league of legends Twitch If they can't see me, they can't write about me Anivia I don't have anything on here

Some Noob Dude5/4/2017, 5:46:46 PM2 votes

LeeSin : ""Their heartbeats quicken. (Because they're mad)" Irelia : "Better nerf Irelia." Riven : "The only thing "broken" about me is my blade. "

EvanThomas5/4/2017, 8:04:26 PM2 votes

Zilean, reading patch notes for the 17th time Zilean: "I knew they would do that." Ryze Thresh: "Shut up already!"

Ryze: "Everyone's complaining that everything I have in my kit is point and click? There's an entire class dedicated to point and click! On second thought, that would explain why none of us are doing so well."

Thresh: "Heh heh...'wifesteal.' I'll have to use that sometime." Zilean: "I have seen her death. It was painful."

Ambient Snow5/7/2017, 7:08:51 PM1 votes

Leona - no one loves me. MF - Its ok I love you . Jinx - ewww i'm just going to blow shit up.

FatedSaviour5/4/2017, 2:50:17 AM1 votes

you tell me, sion, anivia, blitz (200 points until nami, havent blits in forever so assume i said nami)

UnHeardGh0st5/4/2017, 10:24:58 PM1 votes

Gnar : after looking at most threads about him, and carefully reading to finally come up with a reaction...."Ha...I can't read." Teemo : "YES FEED ME ALL OF YOUR DELI-uh, yeah...I mean I just a chippy scout.. Kennen : FOOLS, they don't know true balance Gnar : Weren't you OP a couple of patches ago? Kennen : I thought you couldn't speak English? Gnar :Details that don't matter Teemo : Oh hey another QQ tread about me