Knock knock...

???: Knock Knock. Hm... who would come this early in the morning? ??: Knock Knock! Who is it? ?: The blade. Wait a second, I recognize that voice... ##Shen opens the door ...what are you doing here? I need a place to crash for the night. Why did you come here of all places? Why not someone else's place? I... ergh... You don't really know anyone, do you? Yeah... What about Syndra? It's... complicated. Can I come in? Sigh ##Shen allows Zed to enter Thanks. Hey, do you have anything to eat here? I was wandering all night. There is food here and there. Anything for breakfast? We have bananas. What in the world is a banana? It's the crescent-shaped fruit in the bowl on the table there. How strange... it's rubbery and speckled. I think it might have gone bad. Trust me, just tear off the skin and eat it. Huh. It's about damn time you were home for once. Who's this? Quits studying banana to look at Yasuo This is Zed. Wait... that name seems familiar. He's my adopted brother from the old dojo. Oh.... wait, isn't this the guy that killed your dad? Yes. Then beheaded him and threw his head at your feet, then proceeded to slaughter your dojo's students with his army? Precisely. Yeah, that was my bad. Also, who's this guy and what's up with his h- THIS is Yasuo. He used to be a wanderer but then we pooled together our funds to get this place. Cool. So what's with the hai- ERGH- yes. That reminds me. How did you find this place? I asked that excuse for a ninja who also happened to be an overgrown rat. Kennen. Yeah, Kennel or something like that. So, as I was asking, where'd you do your hai- Zed. Yeah? Can I... talk to you for a moment? In private? Yeah sure. Excuse us. No problem. Puts down banana and walks away Picks up banana, observes it, shrugs and starts eating it with the skin Zed, don't talk about his hair. Why? It's so floofy. It's complicated. The man is on edge, having quit drinking quite recently. He also has PTSD and the one thing that triggers him the most is talking about his hair. Oh. So Ixnay on the airhay? I am not sure what strange dialect you have picked up, but I suppose so. The skin tastes awful but it's totally worth the inside of the fruit... Sorry about that. Yeah, no problem. Hey, by the way, I can tell you and Shen are related. Glowing eyes, masked faces... Fool, these are the signs not of kinship, but of achievement, power, and wisdom. Sorry, I just thought it was funny you two look similar. I could see how one would think that. The comparison is still quite childish. That's like comparing a palm tree and your hair. Facepalm Body stiffens, and pupils narrow Zed? Yeah? You need to leave. But- ##Shen teleports Zed outside and disappears Huh, wonder what his problem was- Muffled I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME! THERE'S ANOTHER WIND BLADE! OH GOD I KILLED MYOMI! MYOMI, WHY?!? I LOVED YOUUUU! What...? HASAGI-HASAGI-HASAYO-HASAGOF*CKYOURSELF-HASAI'MSORRYYONEFORGIVEME! #Sounds of crashing fill the area URYEGE-SORYEGE-ZURYEGEDUN! ##A random tornado rips through one of the walls Yup, time to go.

##*Later...*
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) So, you're ok with me staying here? Sweet! Thanks for letting me stay, man.
##*Door closes behind Zed*
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) No problem. Since you're staying here, gonna set a few ground rules.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Do you have roommates I need to be aware of?
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) None that you should concern yourself with.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Ok...
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) It's simple. Just avoid the room in that last hallway, don't step on my pentagr- er, experimental art.... and don't leave your room at night. Keep the door locked and do not get near it. Even if you hear a cry for help or hear banging at your door. Some of my... volunteers... get restless.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Um...
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) Also don't use the sink at night. Never know what's gonna come out.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) That's weird.
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) Listen, buddy, you wanna stay here or not?
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Maybe. By the way, I haven't eaten for like a day and a half.
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) Supper's at 6 and ends at 7:06. If you come a minute later the portal closes. Also get familiar with your room so if anything changes you'll be able to kill it. You have weapons, right?
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Yes...
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) If any of those are divine, blessed, or any of that bullshit, keep it away from me. Can't stand it.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) What about the bed?
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) You don't have to worry about that. It's pretty much the most normal thing in this place.
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) Sweet, I'm sold, where's my room?
![Teemo](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Teemo.png) You'll see it when it wants to show itself. Good luck.
##*Teemo disappears in a blaze of fire*
![Zed](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.11.1/img/champion/Zed.png) ...I think I heard Yi just got a condo not far from where my place was...