Being Nasus is suffering

lowrankhero·3/12/2019, 5:55:35 PM·5 votes·2,897 views

/> be me Nasus /> scholar, tactician, all around cool guy /> life is pretty good /> lil bro pretty pretty violent />still love him />#nohomo /> get him to join the army />he's pretty good at it />becomes captain />mfw real proud />eat some bad beans />mfw literally dying />priest decide to make me a demigod />pretty sick />too sick to climb up stair />lil bro carries me />tell him he'll die />keeps carrying me />mfw wen tears />sun gods beam down on me />#praisethesun />jacked af now />jackal af now />brother cool gator dude now /> me and him awesome demi-god brothers now />sometime later />new emperor I guess Azir />kinda an ass but whatev /> followed around by weird slave boy Xerath />call eachother brothers and shit />seems gay />Emperor decides to be demigod />excusemewhatthefuck.jpg />day of demigodding />weird box gets broken />oh shit fire demon Brand />me and lil bro go to stop it />sun god blows up />excusemewhatthefuck.jpg />slave boy now blue and powefurful />excusemewhatthefuck.jpg />me and lil bro fight down blue slave />more powerful than both of us combined />ohshit.jpg />lil bro traps emperors butt boy into box />he wnet in the box too /> sadviolins.wav />cool buddy gets back from the warAatrox />sayin hi, shakin hands mirin abs />#nohomo />sayin shit about ending the world or something />sounds bad man />loli traps him sword />blue dude shows up, different blue dudeRyze />says fire demon broke out of some weird box he made />sweatdrops.jpg />says he can't put him back in the box />moresweat.jpg />says he might end the world />niagrafalls.mp4 />time passes />some shit goes down />sun god back />#praisethesun />emperor back, is bird now i guess />cool cool />brought some chick with him />7/10 but the dog don't touch thots />blue dude back, first one />lil bro back />oh shit waddup />callin me traitor and shit, sayin i killed him />EXCUSEMEWHATTHEFUCK.gif />also this chick thinks bird emperor is evilTaliyah

2 Comments

xDogMeatx3/12/2019, 7:28:46 PM1 votes

Plot twist: blue guy is Rick from Rick and Morty from a alternate universe.

SERBlAN SEXGOD 3/12/2019, 11:58:26 PM1 votes

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