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Lauchmelder30 votes

Camille Top Nocturne Jungle Fizz with item 3157 mid Sivir ADC Soraka Support

Well you won't be having fun this game I guess?

TheMinez5 votes

Blitzcrank item 3043 item 3078 top?

Sexualsaurus14 votes

Fizz with item 3157 mid... :(

Lauchmelder2 votes

Fixed it*

TeCoolMage1 votes

Nocturne with item 3814 jg... :(

Mews9931 votes

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Camille Top Nocturne Jungle Fizz with item 3157 mid Sivir ADC Soraka Support

Well you won't be having fun this game I guess?

I was thinking Fiora Top

GetMariahCarried1 votes

For extra salt, add URF-mode.

ninjaroxas9 votes

Wouldn't a vlad or fiora top make more sense

Busty Demoness6 votes

Fiora top, as mentioned.

Also, Kayle mid.

DuskDaUmbreon16 votes

Taric: Incoherent screaming Kindred: [ERROR: SALT QUANTITIES ARE LETHAL]

Captain Aishi11 votes

I played Jungle Karthus recently... the enemy jungler picked kindred :P

Sexualsaurus5 votes

Nowhere is safe :(

Sexualsaurus1 votes

I feel your pain :(

Ariel the Cruel7 votes

I think Soraka is in the wrong row. ;p

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5klg1iZ1i1r3tqll.gif

Valeckserai2 votes

As a Karthus main, she's really not that bad to deal with since she has no real way to defend herself from me other than her silence (which is still annoying as hell). Taric and Kindred however are pure hell once teamfights come across.

EvilUnicornLord8 votes

I saw someone complaining about how OP Karthus was in Gameplay since "he doesn't even need to try aiming unlike Ezreal, Ashe, and Draven to hit anyone with his ultimate."

Clearly they never played against Karthus.

Sexualsaurus3 votes

Wouldn't surprise me if they've never played against or as karthus, his ult is an ability that can be easily countered nowadays.

Blåbæret2 votes

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Wouldn't surprise me if they've never played against or as karthus, his ult is an ability that can be easily countered nowadays.

Doesn't change the fact that it's a completely brainless spell that you use for free kills.

CithriaC1 votes

Same could be said for a lot of spells.

Supreme Senpai691 votes

GP's ult is better. It can zone/slow for a promised kill. Karthus has to wait till they're low and pray the support doesn't have a heal (item 3107 )

BLACK REALM GOD2 votes

he also has to make sure the assassin wont 1 shot him and that he wont be disabled or knocked up while he's channeling. so there's that.

gotta love when kalista makes you her slave for the luls

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

FatedSaviour1 votes

omg, r u the skrub from that board he mentioned?????????????

PokladnicaZla5 votes

Kayle
Fizz Nocturne Sivir Soraka

item 3070 Karthus item 3070

Stróc Dúnmharú5 votes

There's a few more.

Lulu Turn your ADC into a tank. Janna Give them a shield bigger than Texas. DrMundo lol, mages think they damage. Blitzcrank Read my passive. Ekko Rewind. Maokai Gather round children! Zilean I knew you would do that... Zac Pull yourself together. Anivia Insert egg pun here Lissandra Heh... nah. Nasus I already life stole full health... Tryndamere u wot m8? Shaco The ult though Malzahar Hey, my passive! :D Galio Heh, mages Akali Spell vamp to full TahmKench Hop in friends!

DVA5452 votes

what about Vladimir ? Ivern ?

Lord Galvatron3 votes

That moment when everyone on the enemy team buys Zhonyas Hourglass even if they aren't AP http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/4/49448/2444870-skeletor__1_.jpg

FatedSaviour1 votes

when urf wasnt arurf, this happened, except my lil bro teemo didnt wanna get one lawl

VoraciousX2 votes

I haven't went in a laughing fit out loud in public in a long time. This made me do just that. Have my upvote.

Sexualsaurus1 votes

Thanks I appreciate it, here have an upvote yourself :)

Autrah Fang2 votes

yea... once i first picked Karthus (not a good idea) and literally the entire enemy team picked champions specifically to counter my ult, and nothing more. feelsbadman

Miror B3 votes

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yea... once i first picked Karthus (not a good idea) and literally the entire enemy team picked champions specifically to counter my ult, and nothing more. feelsbadman

I had something similar happen, only that my team had the fun idea of picking characters who countered karthus-ulti-counters. Not sure if ziggs/brand are always a good botlane, but into sivir/soraka they seem to be.

Tentacle Love3 votes

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I had something similar happen, only that my team had the fun idea of picking characters who countered karthus-ulti-counters. Not sure if ziggs/brand are always a good botlane, but into sivir/soraka they seem to be.

Karthus counter counters. The new meta.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Itskdo2 votes

yea they legit need rewark karthus cuz he is so bad with all the new champs counter him

Corvo Attano2 votes

We also need to rewark your grammar.

FatedSaviour2 votes

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Corvo Attano1 votes

Nah fam, take an upvote

Hyrum Graff2 votes

You forgot some: Talon Zed Lucian Jhin Varus Graves Jayce Fiora Quinn LeeSin Shaco

I probably missed some too. That is, anyone who can build item 3814.

Kill karthus, disengage, spell shield if he ults.

The Ecdysiast2 votes

Since that item exists along with Zhonya's it is now impossible to pick Karthus against competent players.

Cryo002 votes

What if they made Karthus ult like Zeus ult from DOTA 2? Zeus ult doesn't deal a lot of damage but its instant. They could reduce the scaling on his ult and make it instant.

Sexualsaurus2 votes

Nah Karthus' Ult is in a fine state atm, Its part of what makes him the hypercarry god he is known for. The channel also gives a nice satisfying feel to it watching the enemy champs panic in the last moments :)

BlueBacca2 votes

lmao

foinhas2 votes

Karthus' ulti isn't even the most annoying ability he possess, so usualy i don't even bother to pick those champions against them.

Tails90161 votes

When you get first pick and you're not in support position. Main reason I became a support main... stuck in elo hell because i can't carry my whole team, or myself

FatedSaviour2 votes

tries to main support, mid feeds, tries to main mid, top feeds, tries to main top, botlane feeds, tries to main adc, i feed, tries to main jg, everyone feeds SOLVE MY RIDDLE

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