IF Aurelion was Gordon Ramsay

Statikin·12/10/2016, 1:21:35 PM·71 votes·3,944 views

http://i.imgur.com/mVfOr5F.jpg

AurelionSol PANTHEON. YOU DONKEY YORDLE ASS DICK. MY MOUNT TARGON IS FUCKING RAW! RAW!

Pantheon item 3070

AurelionSol UNDERCOOKED, UNDERSEASONED AND ITS JUST... BLAND. YOU'LL NEVER BE A BAKER YOU IDIOT. MY FUCKING DEAD STARS ARE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR SHITTY FUTURE.

Edit for the memes:

AurelionSol OH BLOODY HELL LEONA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? MY SUSHI IS RAW.

Leona But, sir, it's meant to b-

AurelionSol FUCK ME YOU DONKEY. THATS IT IM DONE.

Fizz Feeding time!

AurelionSol OH BLOODY SHI-

An ally has been slain.

30 Comments

Blazingflares12/10/2016, 4:04:45 PM32 votes

AurelionSol: WHAT ARE YOU? MonkeyKingPantheonMonkeyKing: A nightblue sandwich

Jet Sett12/10/2016, 6:11:28 PM25 votes

AurelionSol : THIS FISH IS SO RAW IT'S SUPPORTING THE ENEMY ADC!

AurelionSol : THIS CHICKEN IS SO BURNT IT LOOKS LIKE IT FED BRAND MID LANE!

AurelionSol : THIS CRAB IS SO UNDERCOOKED IT DASHED AWAY FROM ME!

AurelionSol : YOUR STEAK IS SO RAW IT TOWER DOVE OUR WHOLE TEAM!

Sup im Carrier12/10/2016, 5:59:53 PM23 votes

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AuraCreed12/10/2016, 4:13:13 PM12 votes

"MY FUCKING DEAD STARS ARE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR SHITTY FUTURE." savage.

Joseraph12/10/2016, 10:39:26 PM8 votes

"TURTLE SO RAW IT SAID "ok" WHEN I BIT IT"

Stars Shaper12/10/2016, 3:57:59 PM8 votes

Golden! xD

Stars Shaper12/10/2016, 4:53:33 PM3 votes

http://i.imgur.com/mVfOr5F.jpg AurelionSol THIS CHICKEN IS SO RAW IT THINKS YOUR NOWDAYS LORE IS OLD STUFF!

BG Death12/11/2016, 7:54:36 PM2 votes

Waitress serves Gordon a cup of water

Gordon: Excuse me, miss? Are these ice cubes fresh or frozen? Waitress: Frozen, sir Gordon: Bloody hell..

Divine Irelia12/10/2016, 10:58:47 PM2 votes

AurelionSol: "WHAT ARE YOU?"

Pantheon: "an idiot sandwich!" :(

Ipressbutton12/10/2016, 7:09:44 PM2 votes

ITS RAW ITS FOCKING RAW!! item 2009

PeanutButterFan12/12/2016, 7:02:07 AM1 votes

boomp

CarameI Frappe12/10/2016, 6:01:38 PM1 votes

Upvoted lmao

Oleandervine12/10/2016, 6:20:20 PM1 votes

That first comment in the OP's post sounds like it could be taken a different direction....

jama65512/10/2016, 7:03:22 PM1 votes

logged into to upvote

work on that perfect ascension though my friend ;)

Krikk12/10/2016, 9:14:15 PM1 votes

Is there any way to favorite a post? Because I feel like this needs a fave.