IF Aurelion was Gordon Ramsay
http://i.imgur.com/mVfOr5F.jpg
PANTHEON. YOU DONKEY YORDLE ASS DICK. MY MOUNT TARGON IS FUCKING RAW! RAW!

UNDERCOOKED, UNDERSEASONED AND ITS JUST... BLAND. YOU'LL NEVER BE A BAKER YOU IDIOT. MY FUCKING DEAD STARS ARE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR SHITTY FUTURE.
Edit for the memes:
OH BLOODY HELL LEONA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? MY SUSHI IS RAW.
But, sir, it's meant to b-
FUCK ME YOU DONKEY. THATS IT IM DONE.
Feeding time!
OH BLOODY SHI-
An ally has been slain.

