When someone tells me the game is lost in champion select

Deep Terror Nami·Dec 18, 2015·105 votes·5,479 views

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72 Comments

aítchDec 18, 201515 votes

NO NOT STAR WARS THREADS DONT CAUSE A SPOILED NO DONT DO DIS IM SEEING IT TOMORROW DONT NO NO NO!

AírDec 18, 20151 votes

Better than me, I have to wait until next week to see it. Time to pray to God that no one spoils it for me within that time.

aítchDec 18, 20151 votes

I can confirm Kassadin is not in this one so anything about him you can thank me :D

AírDec 18, 20152 votes

For some reason, I understood none of that comment, lol.

aítchDec 18, 20152 votes

kassadin is literally Vader ._.

Chaotic ReksDec 18, 20152 votes

STAY OFF THE INTERNET

IS1E531E3F964193Dec 18, 20151 votes

but it's just star wars

aítchDec 18, 20158 votes

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BeatzBoyFTWDec 20, 20151 votes

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aítchDec 20, 20151 votes

Man I love Star Trek

IS1a442cd69a169ed293a39Dec 18, 20151 votes

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but it's just star wars

bro I know how you got that name.

IS1E531E3F964193Dec 18, 20151 votes

naw man not possible

IS1a442cd69a169ed293a39Dec 19, 20151 votes

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naw man not possible

ya completely possible

OmniMotoDec 19, 20152 votes

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IS1a442cd69a169ed293a39Dec 18, 201534 votes

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NO NOT STAR WARS THREADS DONT CAUSE A SPOILED NO DONT DO DIS IM SEEING IT TOMORROW DONT NO NO NO!

Vader is Luke's father.

aítchDec 18, 20152 votes

.....

Blue Moon WolfDec 18, 201529 votes

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MelledoneusDec 19, 20151 votes

Chewbacca is going commando for the entire star wars series.

NegusInParisDec 19, 20153 votes

Vader means father in german

Deep Terror NamiDec 23, 20151 votes

Vader means badass in American.

stealthfox94Dec 18, 20155 votes

Jar Jar Binks is the villain.

Avios1Dec 19, 20154 votes

So you have noticed too... Darth Darth Binks...

MeesterMooDec 19, 20153 votes

I went on to twitch for one second and the whole chat was spamming spoilers... I absolutely LOATHE twitch chat (TURN OFF CHAT IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS)

TussDec 18, 201511 votes

XinZhao "I may be outnumbered, but not even the odds can stand against me"

Rainbow WaspDec 18, 20157 votes

I'd give up on the spot if I saw an enemy comp like this:

Vayne Zed Thresh Riven LeeSin

Z StatisticDec 18, 20159 votes

Taric

frigginmurlocsDec 18, 20151 votes

Taric is so fun: enemy tries to make big plays, just press E

Rammus SoupDec 19, 20153 votes

Bro- do you even Taric? Dazzle is a targeted spell, his W-Shatter- is a burst spell. Just press R, W, Q, E, W, Q, E, W.. Because Gemcraft (And people say Taric isn't aggressive) Learn Taric. He is beast.

The LexerDec 18, 20156 votes

There is no magic damage. One tank can practically win you the game

ChaosThiefDec 18, 20152 votes

"But muh tanks git %%%%ered by vayne"

DisulfiramDec 18, 20154 votes

Just one? They have lots of assassination, burst and diving power... I'd rather just field 5 tanks against that team

Rammus Malphite MonkeyKing Taric Warwick

[slayer-jinx-catface]

stealthfox94Dec 19, 20151 votes

no ap.

WhoandwhateverDec 19, 20151 votes

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I'd give up on the spot if I saw an enemy comp like this:

If I saw that comp, I'd burn incense and offer up a newborn calf to the match-making gods, because victory and /all-chat rage is assured.

PaladinNODec 18, 20153 votes

Then I tell him it's never over until the fat lady Gragas sings.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/i_told_you_so_stephen_colbert.gif

...before proceeding to report the guy for negative attitude after the victory screen shows.

The EcdysiastDec 19, 20152 votes

That's more toxic than pointing out that your team was counter picked.

PaladinNODec 19, 20152 votes

It entirely depends on the manner which our..."loss" is predicted.

Do also note I said victory screen - not defeat screen. Meaning when we won the game despite his defeatist attitude.

The EcdysiastDec 19, 20151 votes

You also said nothing about him continuing that attitude. If all he said was, "gg, that team comp. We've lost." You should be punished for false reports. Clearly he didn't go out of his way to make you guys, so you're just going way overboard.

PaladinNODec 19, 20151 votes

The exact phrase used in the example I am thinking of was "gg we lost". Then picking Talon, going "whatever" when no one complied to his request "can someone dodge please" and I said "it's not over until the fat lady gragas sings ;)". Proceeding to go 0/7 vs Yasuo mid, going "it's lost anyway so why bother?".

So yeah, he kinda got to me with that attitude.

Now that you've heard the whole story, I hope you are more inclined to agree with me reporting him at the end.

The EcdysiastDec 20, 20151 votes

"Whatever" and "gg we lost" are not inherently negative. Going 0-7 against a champion that both counters talon and should have been banned is completely reasonable.

PaladinNODec 20, 20151 votes

Going 0-7 against a champion that both counters talon and should have been banned is completely reasonable.

Not when just walking up to the Yasuo and start dancing. And do please excuse me for not playing ranked all the time...there is no ban option in blind pick.

And don't bother argue "so it was only normal - it's allowed to intentionally feed there".

That Talon managed to piss off the whole team, and not just me, with his attitude.

The EcdysiastDec 21, 20151 votes

Then provide all your evidence first. You never once said he intentionally fed. Only that he went 0-7.

You've also provided none to support the claim that he pissed off the enemy team, or said anything at all besides the initial "whatever" and "gg we lost."

If it was draft and he wasn't the captain, he would have had every right to look at the team comps and come to a conclusion about the game's outcome.

PaladinNODec 21, 20151 votes

What is this? An american court? I sure hope not, because I'm not inclined to waste time in one of those circuses.

I deal out reports based on what I judge to be worthy of one, and I do not have to explain myself to you when a player manages to anger 4 others. The evidence, as you refer to, is of no consequence here and now. "The case" is closed, and the match was over long ago.

What he did wasn't even the point, but as you insisted I tell you the whole story instead of accepting my ability to judge when someone deservers a report, I clearly had to explain myself. Not even sure why I bothered now. So go ahead, report me for false reporting if you wish.

1 troll. 1 win. 1 "I told you so". 1 report.

The End

The EcdysiastDec 23, 20151 votes

Well, when you get locked up without any evidence, regardless of the existence of said evidence, I hope you see why American courts are the way they are.

PaladinNODec 23, 20151 votes

You're evading my points completely and instead adding arguments seemingly with intent on anger me (a troll, some would say), but very well; we are all entitled to the right of free speech (or so is claimed by the authorities anyway).

The EcdysiastDec 27, 20151 votes

I'm not evading anything. You had no points because you provided no evidence.

If you're going to report people for no reason, you're the kind of person who shouldn't be playing a T rated game anyway.

Malicious FuryDec 18, 20152 votes

Han item 3070

TheAwesomeJDec 19, 20152 votes

Well let's see our enem.... Illaoi Vayne TahmKench LeeSin http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/22/96/d2bdab31b0d1d95bcfbeb927e91cb7c4-scared1.gif Holy ShiP!

OverpoweredSoapDec 23, 20151 votes

Snack kills Dingledoor.

Deep Terror NamiDec 23, 20151 votes

THECURATOR, SOMEBODY BAN THIS GUY FOR RUINING HARRY'S POOTER FOR ME

OverpoweredSoapDec 23, 20151 votes

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THECURATOR, SOMEBODY BAN THIS GUY FOR RUINING HARRY'S POOTER FOR ME

Hermaphrodite and Rum get together.