If your Main got a Job in the real world

Gentleman Gems··22 votes·4,093 views

Taric would be a Geology Teacher

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Jragon Justus24 votes

Fizz Sushi chef Nami The sushi

Rew7114 votes

Yorick will dig my grave for me.

Trylobyte20 votes

I don't have a main. Just a handful of people I play more often than everyone else. So here they are. Kayle would be a Justice of the Supreme Court, obviously. At least until they remember it's a lifetime appointment and Kayle is immortal. Morgana would still be a baker, but would also be a prominent rabble-rouser on social media. Shyvana would be a member of Delta Force, serving as both an operator (as a human) and as transportation (as a dragon). Viktor would win a half-dozen Nobel Prizes for his work in the fields of technology, cybernetics, and artificial limbs. Ziggs would run a company that develops explosives and sells them to the military. Mordekaiser would be the president of Brazil. Hue.

Richard18 votes

Nautilus

... Deep-sea diver?

Only Play Darius14 votes

Nasus would be a farmer.

Tyren13 votes

Thresh A fisherman based on the fact he has a large hook and a lantern for night fishing. He would use is victims has bait of course. FIsherman Thresh skin, please.

xMercFox3 votes

I support Fisherman Thresh skin for sure

Tyren3 votes

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I support Fisherman Thresh skin for sure

Too bad Rito used the idea on Jax...

xMercFox2 votes

This is true... Perhaps something awkwardly specific then; Crab Fisherman Thresh, The King of the Bering Sea! haha

A Superb Villain12 votes

Khazix Doctor of Biological Engineering.

Occasionally dips into politics. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7zXKnqZjaU/hqdefault.jpg

Alljoy11 votes

Janna - The weather lady who I'd tune into just because of the massive crush I'd harbour for her.

Sona - Musical celebrity whose music makes me cry.

Diana - Quirky astronomer with a massive ladyboner for the moon.

Lulu - Plastic Surgeon specializing in breast enlargement.

SSJTribe10 votes

Velkoz A Math and Physics Teacher.... No one ever signs up for his class though. item 3070

Gentleman Gems8 votes
Gentleman Gems2 votes

Ok, I take full blame for that one, your meme was a good choice sir

A Superb Villain4 votes

On the one hand, I am not surprised such a thing exists. On the other, I am surprised someone took the time to make it.

Drop the mouth though and the monster has an uncanny resemblance to Vel'Koz, so I cannot fault you for using it.

Rustling Bush2 votes

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I wonder why.... http://media.giphy.com/media/134FY3hj0qQJBm/giphy.gif Naaaaaaah

oh redminus

Dr Poro9 votes

CEO MonkeyKing

My place is at the top

Kitty Darkstar8 votes

Leona would design solar panels

MVDuneCats11 votes

I was thinking she would start a chain of hotels.

"Stay at the Vanguard!"

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

I was thinking delivery sun tanning.

Melledoneus8 votes

Amumu would be the poster child of starving children in impoverished countries. Swain would run an aviary with Azir as its mascot. Sona and Ahri would be in a pop star band with Lux, Vi, and Janna. Tryndamere, MonkeyKing, and Garen would be in the men's lacrosse and golf team. Darius feels left out. Karthus would be a televangelist. Shen and Zed would be two rival gang leaders. Tryndamere would be in anger management sessions.

BiggerBurgger8 votes

Kassadin Would play as darth vader in star wars 7 Udyr Animal Control Nidalee Cat expert on TV Vladimir Would work at blood donation center Teemo Satantist MasterYi Profesional Veggie dicer Jax Lampost installer Alistar Will chase a matador Yasuo air conditioning Gangplank Disneyland mascot for pirates of the caribbean Galio What else would he do? Hes a gargoyle! his dream is to be on top of a great building Malphite Iron gym posterboy

Delioth7 votes

Pantheon always wanted to be a baker.

Yes, a baker.

gafratt6 votes

Maokai Tree

concern citizen6 votes

Thresh Head judge. Everyone will get a death sentence

Audiomancy6 votes

Maokai would be a professional Christmas decoration.

Fatfry5 votes

Poppy would be a politician. She would show the world hammer diplomacy

Chimewlan4 votes

Soraka the ambulance

Alljoy9 votes

the bananambulance*

Drackolus4 votes

Soraka The OMNIDOCTOR! Or banana saleswoman.

WeFlyNoLie4 votes

Garen - fitness trainer.

Yosuke Apperu2 votes

dem shoulders!

WeFlyNoLie2 votes

I mean he can hold up the entire world with one arm!

Maple Crusader4 votes

Mordekaiser Heavy Metal guitarist Karthus Taxidermist and death evangelist XinZhao Bodyguard for a national leader Jinx Full time criminal and an anarchist in the social media Nami Lifeguard Janna Anonymous sex hotline speaker and a public philanthropist Swain An extreme right-wing leader in charge of a country, a crafty CEO, or the brilliant coach of a sports team

Dunkrius2g4 votes

Darius Basketball playa

kikiandcoco3 votes

Volibear A Liberian Kalista Working at a restaurant (fast food, for fast hops)

Chaotic Reks3 votes

Shen paramedic or surgeon

Godhri3 votes

Orianna Clock smith, serial killer, doll maker

rebound23 votes

Jax He'd be an Angler.

Spooky Spooker3 votes

Talon Work as a blade thrower at a carnival. ( What other LEGAL job could he get?) Draven owner of Dravenland, its like disneyland but, DRAAAAAAAVEN. (Why not?) Hecarim would win the triple crown. (Do spectral beings of wrath qualify?) Zed Would scam people to buy invisible blades. (The unseen blade is the deadliest right?)

EmittingXs2 votes

Lissandra would probably be working for Fox News... or take the role of Nancy Grace... or Judge Judy...

Gentleman Gems3 votes

If we want to stop Fox news, we need to "stop it cold"

Spooky Spooker1 votes

or take over the world

EmittingXs1 votes

*Try to take over the world? Another Kim Jung Un?

"I'll freeze the whole world!" ... "I mean it guys!" ... "I'll really do it!" ... "I'm super serial! I'm like really close to doing it this time!"

Spooky Spooker2 votes

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Tribbles Foxfolk1 votes

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Taric would be a Geology Teacher

Sona Music teacher. Possibly for the mute.

Soraka Um...I don't know. I don't think she'd be able to hold one.

Morgana Dance instructor? Heretic of all religion? Not sure for her.

Nami You tell me how a fish-girl is gonna hold down ANY kind of job in the real world.

Kennen Hit-yordle? Idk, he's a ninja I guess, so spec ops/spy?

Gentleman Gems2 votes

Soraka: Bannambualnce ya know, or a Nurse Morgana: Is a Cookie Baker Nami: Would work at Sea World

Tribbles Foxfolk3 votes

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Soraka: Bannambualnce ya know, or a Nurse Morgana: Is a Cookie Baker Nami: Would work at Sea World

Soraka The horn though...Pass off as a cosplay outfit, I guess?

Morgana Chef because of her Sinful Succlents skin? I can see it.

Nami "Alright kids, and over here we have Shamu, the giant killer whale! Don't worry though, he's harmless thanks to our new assistant: Nami! She has a tail which she claims in a cosplay outfit, so I don't really pay attention. She's actually pretty cute when she's splashing around with our animals all day. Hard to find help as enthusiastic as her, though, so I'll give her that."

Edit: Would it seem weird for me to say that I have a slight crush on Nami? I don't know, she's just really attractive IMO. Not only is she pretty, but she's got a good personality too, one that I'd love to have kids around.

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