If your Main got a Job in the real world
would be a Geology Teacher
would be a Geology Teacher
Sushi chef
The sushi
will dig my grave for me.
I don't have a main. Just a handful of people I play more often than everyone else. So here they are.
would be a Justice of the Supreme Court, obviously. At least until they remember it's a lifetime appointment and Kayle is immortal.
would still be a baker, but would also be a prominent rabble-rouser on social media.
would be a member of Delta Force, serving as both an operator (as a human) and as transportation (as a dragon).
would win a half-dozen Nobel Prizes for his work in the fields of technology, cybernetics, and artificial limbs.
would run a company that develops explosives and sells them to the military.
would be the president of Brazil. Hue.

... Deep-sea diver?
would be a farmer.
A fisherman based on the fact he has a large hook and a lantern for night fishing. He would use is victims has bait of course. FIsherman Thresh skin, please.
Doctor of Biological Engineering.
Occasionally dips into politics. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7zXKnqZjaU/hqdefault.jpg
- The weather lady who I'd tune into just because of the massive crush I'd harbour for her.
- Musical celebrity whose music makes me cry.
- Quirky astronomer with a massive ladyboner for the moon.
- Plastic Surgeon specializing in breast enlargement.
A Math and Physics Teacher.... No one ever signs up for his class though. 
I wonder why.... http://media.giphy.com/media/134FY3hj0qQJBm/giphy.gif Naaaaaaah
Ok, I take full blame for that one, your meme was a good choice sir
On the one hand, I am not surprised such a thing exists. On the other, I am surprised someone took the time to make it.
Drop the mouth though and the monster has an uncanny resemblance to Vel'Koz, so I cannot fault you for using it.
I wonder why.... http://media.giphy.com/media/134FY3hj0qQJBm/giphy.gif Naaaaaaah
oh redminus
CEO 
My place is at the top
would design solar panels
I was thinking she would start a chain of hotels.
"Stay at the Vanguard!"
I was thinking delivery sun tanning.
would be the poster child of starving children in impoverished countries.
would run an aviary with
as its mascot.
and
would be in a pop star band with
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, and
.
,
, and
would be in the men's lacrosse and golf team.
feels left out.
would be a televangelist.
and
would be two rival gang leaders.
would be in anger management sessions.
Would play as darth vader in star wars 7
Animal Control
Cat expert on TV
Would work at blood donation center
Satantist
Profesional Veggie dicer
Lampost installer
Will chase a matador
air conditioning
Disneyland mascot for pirates of the caribbean
What else would he do? Hes a gargoyle! his dream is to be on top of a great building
Iron gym posterboy
always wanted to be a baker.
Yes, a baker.
Tree
Head judge. Everyone will get a death sentence
would be a professional Christmas decoration.
would be a politician. She would show the world hammer diplomacy
The OMNIDOCTOR!
Or banana saleswoman.
- fitness trainer.
dem shoulders!
I mean he can hold up the entire world with one arm!
Heavy Metal guitarist
Taxidermist and death evangelist
Bodyguard for a national leader
Full time criminal and an anarchist in the social media
Lifeguard
Anonymous sex hotline speaker and a public philanthropist
An extreme right-wing leader in charge of a country, a crafty CEO, or the brilliant coach of a sports team
Basketball playa
A Liberian
Working at a restaurant (fast food, for fast hops)
paramedic or surgeon
Clock smith, serial killer, doll maker
He'd be an Angler.
Work as a blade thrower at a carnival. ( What other LEGAL job could he get?)
owner of Dravenland, its like disneyland but, DRAAAAAAAVEN. (Why not?)
would win the triple crown. (Do spectral beings of wrath qualify?)
Would scam people to buy invisible blades. (The unseen blade is the deadliest right?)
would probably be working for Fox News... or take the role of Nancy Grace... or Judge Judy...
If we want to stop Fox news, we need to "stop it cold"
or take over the world
*Try to take over the world? Another Kim Jung Un?
"I'll freeze the whole world!" ... "I mean it guys!" ... "I'll really do it!" ... "I'm super serial! I'm like really close to doing it this time!"
2cereal4me
would be a Geology Teacher
Music teacher. Possibly for the mute.
Um...I don't know. I don't think she'd be able to hold one.
Dance instructor? Heretic of all religion? Not sure for her.
You tell me how a fish-girl is gonna hold down ANY kind of job in the real world.
Hit-yordle? Idk, he's a ninja I guess, so spec ops/spy?
: Bannambualnce ya know, or a Nurse
: Is a Cookie Baker
: Would work at Sea World
: Bannambualnce ya know, or a Nurse
: Is a Cookie Baker
: Would work at Sea World
The horn though...Pass off as a cosplay outfit, I guess?
Chef because of her Sinful Succlents skin? I can see it.
"Alright kids, and over here we have Shamu, the giant killer whale! Don't worry though, he's harmless thanks to our new assistant: Nami! She has a tail which she claims in a cosplay outfit, so I don't really pay attention. She's actually pretty cute when she's splashing around with our animals all day. Hard to find help as enthusiastic as her, though, so I'll give her that."
Edit: Would it seem weird for me to say that I have a slight crush on Nami? I don't know, she's just really attractive IMO. Not only is she pretty, but she's got a good personality too, one that I'd love to have kids around.