If your Main got a Job in the real world

Sushi chef The sushi

I don't have a main. Just a handful of people I play more often than everyone else. So here they are. would be a Justice of the Supreme Court, obviously. At least until they remember it's a lifetime appointment and Kayle is immortal. would still be a baker, but would also be a prominent rabble-rouser on social media. would be a member of Delta Force, serving as both an operator (as a human) and as transportation (as a dragon). would win a half-dozen Nobel Prizes for his work in the fields of technology, cybernetics, and artificial limbs. would run a company that develops explosives and sells them to the military. would be the president of Brazil. Hue.

... Deep-sea diver?

would be a farmer.

A fisherman based on the fact he has a large hook and a lantern for night fishing. He would use is victims has bait of course. FIsherman Thresh skin, please.

Doctor of Biological Engineering.

Occasionally dips into politics. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7zXKnqZjaU/hqdefault.jpg

- The weather lady who I'd tune into just because of the massive crush I'd harbour for her.

- Musical celebrity whose music makes me cry.

- Quirky astronomer with a massive ladyboner for the moon.

- Plastic Surgeon specializing in breast enlargement.

A Math and Physics Teacher.... No one ever signs up for his class though.

CEO

My place is at the top

Would play as darth vader in star wars 7 Animal Control Cat expert on TV Would work at blood donation center Satantist Profesional Veggie dicer Lampost installer Will chase a matador air conditioning Disneyland mascot for pirates of the caribbean What else would he do? Hes a gargoyle! his dream is to be on top of a great building Iron gym posterboy

would design solar panels

would be the poster child of starving children in impoverished countries. would run an aviary with as its mascot. and would be in a pop star band with , , and . , , and would be in the men's lacrosse and golf team. feels left out. would be a televangelist. and would be two rival gang leaders. would be in anger management sessions.

always wanted to be a baker.

Yes, a baker.

Tree

would be a professional Christmas decoration.

Head judge. Everyone will get a death sentence

would be a politician. She would show the world hammer diplomacy

- fitness trainer.

The OMNIDOCTOR! Or banana saleswoman.

the ambulance

Heavy Metal guitarist Taxidermist and death evangelist Bodyguard for a national leader Full time criminal and an anarchist in the social media Lifeguard Anonymous sex hotline speaker and a public philanthropist An extreme right-wing leader in charge of a country, a crafty CEO, or the brilliant coach of a sports team

Basketball playa

Clock smith, serial killer, doll maker

Work as a blade thrower at a carnival. ( What other LEGAL job could he get?) owner of Dravenland, its like disneyland but, DRAAAAAAAVEN. (Why not?) would win the triple crown. (Do spectral beings of wrath qualify?) Would scam people to buy invisible blades. (The unseen blade is the deadliest right?)

He'd be an Angler.

paramedic or surgeon

A Liberian Working at a restaurant (fast food, for fast hops)

would probably be working for Fox News... or take the role of Nancy Grace... or Judge Judy...

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would be a Geology Teacher

Music teacher. Possibly for the mute.

Um...I don't know. I don't think she'd be able to hold one.

Dance instructor? Heretic of all religion? Not sure for her.

You tell me how a fish-girl is gonna hold down ANY kind of job in the real world.

Hit-yordle? Idk, he's a ninja I guess, so spec ops/spy?