this is a game (99% of the M and G is memes) your ability bars are only ults (each can be put 3 points only into it you gain a point at levels 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18 Your R does twice as much dmg and can only be learnt at levels 8, 14, 18 tell me your skills and what your passive is
edit, ok so this wasnt clear, your passive isnt an ult, and your abilities arent items JAX
Smug Shaco Main5 votesPassive: 
Q: 
W:
E:
R:
Now imagine if I had REAL abilities
Handy Sandy 2 votesPassive: 
Q: 
W: 
E: 
R: 
W from fog of war to them. Q around to keep them in your W and to proc Annie's passive. E yourself or an enemy when you need to and press R for some quick burst damage.
FatedSaviour1 votesits ever spell cast, so ulting as fiddle would only give one stack, but if u fiddle ult then ahri ult 3 times you could liss ult for the stun
AlienPrimate2 votesP: 
Q: 
W: 
E: 
R: 
I can see a pentakill every time all abilities are up and no counterplay at all. Immune to cc, immune to death, super fast, gain a shield by dealing damage, and dunking everyone.
DuskDaUmbreon1 votesBut your R would be all but useless, since you couldn't get the stacks for it...
AlienPrimate2 votesThe damage would still be 600+150% bonus AD. With this kit, you would build total glass cannon with something like 300 bonus AD meaning his ult would do over 1k true damage.
FatedSaviour1 votesmy fav so far
JVP152 votesP:
Q:
W: 
E: 
R: 
Dying?
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
FatedSaviour1 votesyikes, dont forget about that allied bard, and the ga
EvilUnicornLord1 votesCan I write my own absurd abilities as long as they're reasonable in lieu of using existing champion abilities?
FatedSaviour1 votesno, you put champs ults as all abilities in ur bar, look at others posts
EvilUnicornLord1 votesDang.
1011001110001 votesPassive: 
Q: 
- Big fish = Big Damage
W: 
- Big Laser = Big Damage
E: 
- :^)
R: 
- : ^)
Pops R1 votesPassive:
Q:
. Mega Q:
W:
. Mega W:
E:
. Mega E:
R:
. Mega R:
In other words, global presence in small form and a knock-up bot in mega form.
FatedSaviour1 votesummmm, errrr, with the maga's, im thinking, it would have to be a more steroids ability, so ashe W and not jinx E with mega W being jinx, see what im saying, make the mega's steroided versions, as i said, ashe turn into jinx
DuskDaUmbreon1 votesP, I'll take 
's ult. Every kill (on CD equal to his ult) I gain more health. Pairs nicely with my last ability…
Q will be 
's R. Shocking, I know. :P
Dance party in toplane! 
's R will be my W!
E-ventually we come to my third activateable ability, which is 's ult. Can't touch this!
And, for the breaker, my R. 
's ult will do nicely, here.
Ooh boy. We've got the makings of a big killer kit, here. Passive and R make me tanky as hell, Q (esp at full AP) gives me tons of wave clear and damage. The silence is nice, too. My W gives me not only some hard CC, but inherent CDR on my other 3 abilities My E is the icing on the cake, as I can't be pinned down if I use it defensively, or I can dive in to burst.
Now, why make 's R my R? Because it does AoE damage scaling with my AP. Not only that, but it does it for 10 seconds. With my E, I won't have any challenge at all with keeping that damage on them.
Boompenguins1 votesPassive: 
Human Q:
Spider Q: 
(E version: Shoots out a camille ult around it, so if you are in it you cant get out!)
Human W: 
Spider W: 
(E version: Shoots balls at ALL enemies in range (Minions, champs, etc. Basically a nuke)
Human E: 
Spider E: 
(MEGA VERSIONS OF OTHER SPIDER ABILLITIES! AKA think doombot lvl 100 style)
R:
Heh, a super nuker with a bunch of minions.
FatedSaviour1 votesjust because its spider form, doesnt upgrade the ult, and heimer R would be hard to work
Boompenguins1 votesjust because its spider form, doesnt upgrade the ult, and heimer R would be hard to work
I know, its the heimer E that upgrades the ult, not being in spider form
I explained how the heimer ult would change the abillities, sorry if I added any confusion.
FatedSaviour1 votesthanks for clearing this up, i think with ziggs just 50% bigger size (both super dmg area and normal dmg area) and dmg, syndra, 50% more dmg, adds two more balls afterwards