What do you hear your allies say

Teslyn·May 15, 2016·14 votes·1,453 views

That you know you are going to lose when they say it?

the one thing i hear is:

"I need kills"

when i hear it. i know i am on the wrong side. http://media3.giphy.com/media/haXkVrkHegO76/giphy.gif

18 Comments

StrawberrycocoaMay 15, 201615 votes

"stupid jungler never ganks". It's basically code for, "I got carried here by a higher level friend and can't function without a babysitter, get me a god damn sippy-cup."

Supreme Senpai69May 15, 20168 votes

-In Champ Select- "Don't worry guys, I'm a plat smurf." "Hey support can you trade roles with my friend? We're duo we'll carry bot"

-As Soon As Game Loads- "BTW guys, I suck at jungling and lose almost every game, I can only play mid" ...WHY NOT SAY THAT IN CHAMP SELECT WE WOULD HAVE TRADED YOU.

WyvernEggMay 15, 20161 votes

No you wouldn't.

BoundaryBreakerMay 16, 20162 votes

I would.

WyvernEggMay 16, 20161 votes

Really because the last time I said I could only play mid in champ select my team shit on me for the whole game and made me support.

BoundaryBreakerMay 16, 20161 votes

That is most unfortunate. Sorry bout the asshats.

Supreme Senpai69May 17, 20163 votes

To be fair, if you queue'd as mid and support then you need to know how to play both roles. It's not fair to them to have to play a role they didn't even queue for. Additionally, maybe the mid laner had played as support for the last 10 games and finally got mid lane. You shouldn't expect people to take your lanes for you.

But then again, if you get a role you're not good at, you need to say it in champ select instead of AFTER the game starts lol. Someone might trade with you. I know I would. But if they don't, that's not really fair to blame them, y'know?

WyvernEggMay 17, 20161 votes

This was a time before dynamic Q or team builder. I can play every role okay now. I'm not blaming anyone. I'm just saying he wouldn't give up mid.

Shroom JunkieMay 15, 20163 votes

Starts in champion select, over half my games. "Teemo?"

IonianMay 15, 20163 votes

open mid

magic poleMay 15, 20163 votes

"im going to feed."

Literally had my top laner say this in pregame lobby in my promos last night. He was 0-4 by 10 minutes. 1-8 by 20 minutes. Everyone ignored him though, and my adc and I ended up carrying

kuzzy47May 15, 20162 votes

''GG no tank'' is my favourite ''i need gank at lvl 3 plz'' ''no ss report x'' they don't use their wards or buy some pink or look at map.This also happens like 20 min in when first towers are down and teamfighting starts. ''i'll troll'' ''5 bot''

WyvernEggMay 15, 20161 votes

"why"

anytime that word is thrown out the game is lost