#1
An ally has been slain 
: Garen wtf why didn't you ult ?
: Sorry no mana
: But Garen doesn't have mana wtf
: Exactly i have no mana.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r128/Varewulf/LoL-Garen2.jpg~original
#2
An ennemy has been slain 
Rampage
: /all wtf report sona for feeding draven
: /all Feeding draven feels good
: /all Ayyyyy lmao
: /all i see what you did there
: /all wtf
: /all oh you bastard...
"Dude, its 30 mins into the game and you fucking still don't have boots lol"
"Cass doesn't build boots lel"
"That is a shitty build you need boots"
https://media.giphy.com/media/w9kZIwJQlPMw8/giphy.gif damn that Ezreal was toxic af lol
:YOU ONLY KILLED ME BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF HEALTH!
Feeding draven feels good
So far, this is the most entertaining/probably funniest chat log I've had.
Me as Yasuo and the only one doing well on my team. I land a tornado Q on enemy Graves with the tip of the tornado. A second later, I saw enemy Galio ult to Graves but I didn't even ult.
Me: wat? Enemy Galio: nobody saw that. Me: um, I saw you dude. Enemy Galio: lol Me: what Me: do you think Me: was I gonna do with that Q? Enemy Ezreal: Meth Me: hahahahahaha Enemy Galio: that ult was about sending a message. Me: what message: Enemy Galio: i fcked up my ult. Me: XD.
From the same game as the chat log above:
Me on low HP along with our dc'ing and inting Riven. Sees Lux target ult on both of us. I suddenly fire my W a bit perpendicular to the laser and narrowly side-stepped it. Riven wasn't so lucky.
Enemy Lux: yas i saw you W. Me: Idk why i pressed W tbh. Enemy Lux: did you think your ult was gonna block the laser? Me: maybe, maybe not... Me: i just pressed W out of instinct.
Please be gentle~
>.>
I-It's my first time and I heard the first time is gonna hurt
Don't worry I'll be sure to, "thoroughly" examine you.
Fckng Weebs
c:
We were losing ridiculously hard (Our bot-lane was feeding, JG and Mid were flaming each other, and I wasn't doing so hot either), so I decided to be lighthearted about it.
(Me) 
"We hope you enjoyed this game we handed you on a silver platter. Would you care for any dessert?"
Enemy 
"Sure, I'd like some Strawberry DunQ, please."
Enemy 
"I'll take a Vanilla DunQ."
Enemy 
"Chocolate will be fine for me."
"We regret to inform you that our all-natural creamery has become contaminated with salt. Please wait until we have resolved this issue."
"Shut the **ck up, Darius."
I got 4 Honorable Opponent votes and 2 Friend Invites from the Enemy Team in the after-game chat.
One time I started a match as aatrox. Within five minutes we were all screaming "bring me to life".
Another time a Darius on my team had the dunkmaster skin, and we were all typing the lyrics to "come on and slam".
This happened when I was being Nasus top and had 30 stacks
An enemy has been slain 
FIRST BLOOD
/all OMG Nasus op no skill
/all Says the Riven
/all Riven takes way more skill than Nasus censored for the sake of younger audiences
/all How exactly? please elaborate.
/all Riven runs on mana and all her abilities are skill shots.
This wasn't in a game, it was with the friends chat thingamajig, but...
Me: Have you ever considered what a pokemon tastes like?
One day I play a normal game.
I go Darius top, team gets along really well.
I go 5/0 in lane, thank god for 100k Mastery points on Darius.
We end the game, with my KDA being 23/4, played like an absolute monster.
Our jungler, 
, makes a sudden realization post game chat.
: guys I just realized something
(our mid) : what did you realize
: this darius mains fucking yasuo
: yeah
: why are you playing darius
it wasn't "funny" but its one of those side effects that comes with my name like...
every time I die = enemy telling me "yasuo mains >.>"
every time I carry = enemy telling me "our top/mid/bot fed you"
every time I lose = enemy telling me "wow u suck, stop playing yas"
Long story short say darling enough times as taric and you can tilt anybody
we had a kennen decide he was gay and wanted to play with trundle. long story short kennen got fed and decide to just follow me around and shank me all game. anyone know a way to grab game chat?
I just like my silver border of shame in the loading screen with plat players.
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