Mordekaiser: The Mordekaiser
Can this become an official meme like graves can't have a cigar?
Can this become an official meme like graves can't have a cigar?
Graves can't have a cigar.
Mordekaiser's can't be Mordekaiser.
New meme confirmed
I'm still going to call him the Master of Metal and when a new player asks why I call him that, my response will be thus:
OYE OYE
COME HEAR THE STORY
THE STORY OF A CHAMPION WHOSE IDENTITY WAS SQUASHED BY A MADMAN
LEFT A SHAMBLING MESS FOR ALL TO SEE
HEAR THE TALE OF THE MASTER OF METAL
AND HOW HE GOT TO BE CALLED "LORD OF DEATH THE LORD OF DEATH"
New Lore: Mordekaiser is Mordekaiser.
The end.
That's about it...
New Sion lore: BLOOD
the end
We can say Morde has been Amumued
It makes a lot of players get S easonal A ffective D isorder
New Draven Lore: Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaven
The End.
7.8/10
Not enough Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven.
Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven the end.
I really, really want this to be a meme as of yesterday so Riot's "lore" team, and Riot as a whole, can understand just how badly they've fucked up.
*Lord of Poop: the Mordekaiser.
since we're now obsessed with THEMATIC COHESION can we make Lucian white like his fellow Demacians and patriotic to the point of questionable sanity?
Just make Hired Gun his canon skin and give him some crossbows instead of guns :^)
There is Demacia and Noxus, but not JUST Demacia or Noxus. Might as well ask why Poppy is a Yordle if she's also Demacian.
lucian new ult quote "For DEMACIA!"
I still think that if Riot is going to change Mordekaiser's title, they need to ACTUALLY make it 'Mordekaiser: The Mordekaiser'
Because that is the only way this can end well.
Mordekaiser es numero Mordekaiser!
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