But, for real this time fellas, I have some serious questions about my main, Darius Bruiser Top.

SIKE CHRISTMAS IS OVER! SO IM PLAYIN MY MAIN, FUCKIN SHREK BOT WITH DONKEY SUPPORT, I BUY MY 6 HEART A GOLDS WHEN ALL OFA SUDDEN MY FUCKIN LEE PIN TOP WAR HOPS INTO THEY BASE, AND I GET ONE SHOT BY KHADICKS CAUSE I WAS ALT TABBED WHACKIN MY DICK TO FUCKIN BUTT STUFF, BUT ITS A GOOD THING THAT I HAD MY DIE MOVE THIS TIME, AND I ONE SHOT HIM INSTEAD WOOOOOOOOOOO BUT FUCKIN WARDICK JUMPS OUTTA BUSH, ULTS ME WITH HIS CLONE, AND ONE SHOTS ME AND IM LIKE MAYA HEEEE MY ASS OUTTA HEEEEEEE AND I KNOW WHAT YA THINKIN BUTT MIKE THATS IT THAT'S IMPLIED, CONSIDERING I WAS WATCHING BUTT STUFF, BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME TICONDEROGA WHAT IM TRYIN TO ASK HERE IS WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SOCKS I LOST THEM AGAIN GOD DAMN IT NOOOOOOOOOOO