Things you hear in bronze
"Need a tent, [enemy jungler]?
"Need a tent, [enemy jungler]?
"don't focus the tanks"
"Supports are morons who are carried by the ADC"
I actually got a tent in one game we were stomping. My ADC, support, and I all purchased pink wards and set them up at the corners of the enemy tri-bush.
"Why did you tower dive at level 3?"
if you don't want to support then i will support so then you can go mid
"KS"
"So OP"
You hear that at all elos I've seen people say it in diamond and challenger
"Wurf"
My friends response is usually along the lines of "***** you ain't seen my tent!", or "no thanks, your not really worth killing anymore" and he's silver 2.
you splitpush when ahead