Normal fizz vs american fizz

BoilTheOil·May 17, 2016·174 votes·8,095 views

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104 Comments

ZitoshiMay 17, 201663 votes

American Fizz has a gun, Jolly good one, accurate too mate!

Vistha KaiMay 17, 201641 votes

Not sure about accuracy.

I mean, it's a minigun.

DrShokingMay 17, 201634 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfK9UPEQavo

Spaceman5pffMay 18, 201610 votes

well, that's 2 minutes of my life I am not getting back

ZitoshiMay 17, 20162 votes

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Not sure about accuracy.

I mean, it's a minigun.

I meant that this was an accurate joke because the american fizz has a gun.

Papa AndreiMay 17, 201615 votes

The joke

Your head.

ZitoshiMay 18, 20168 votes

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The joke

Your head.

I don't think you understood, I understood the joke perfectly a more accurate representation:

My comment

YOUR head

a w1ld bulbasaurMay 18, 20162 votes

The joke was that American fizz is more obese.

Supreme Senpai69May 18, 20167 votes

He got the joke, he was just expanding on it and making ANOTHER joke, saying Americans love to own guns

MelledoneusMay 18, 201611 votes

Nobody is really getting each other's jokes today, huh? Oh, well. Swats joke mid-air

Papa AndreiMay 18, 20169 votes

The joke was that Miniguns aren't accurate at all. Everybody knew what your original comment meant.

Shroom JunkieMay 17, 20162 votes

Yeah but, it'll still hit, amirite?

FACE THE WlNDMay 17, 201627 votes

You calling me fat?

Virgin RayMay 17, 201620 votes

You're just big boned, don't let him get to you.

FACE THE WlNDMay 18, 20164 votes

Y'know what? Now that you bring that up... You're right! It's not my fault! I was born this way! Woo!

BatchWizardMay 18, 201611 votes

Reward yourself with a Twinkie

KnalxzMay 18, 201614 votes

Saw he was fat and got upset, saw he had a gun and a crown then felt proud of his fatness.

Atleast you understand America has the power and weapons.

NazZomLordMay 17, 201613 votes

:/ As an American i say im not too happy, but following the rules of how jokes go. I say this is rather funny.

Papa AndreiMay 17, 201614 votes

As a Canadian living in America, i find this very appropriate.

Irelia BotMay 18, 201611 votes

That's racist

BatchWizardMay 18, 20162 votes

Get out. That's not racist. Stop

ZulgainesMay 18, 20162 votes

It was very racist, so you get out, bigot.

Nik NikersonMay 18, 20163 votes

Stop shaming the bigot for their racism, you bully.

BatchWizardMay 23, 20162 votes

AMERICANS ARE NOT A RACE!

Awkward CouchMay 18, 20164 votes

https://media0.giphy.com/media/TziYd1ClxHmiQ/200_s.gif

NiyumiMay 17, 20169 votes

Sadly, that's kind of true. Literally more than 50% of the American population is obese. : /

WeFlyNoLieMay 17, 201622 votes

I know its a stereotype that people like to throw around all the time, but its worth noting that the United States is not the only country that has high obesity rates.

http://www.worldobesity.org/resources/world-map-obesity/?map=overview-women

Just wanted to play Devil's Advocate.

NiyumiMay 17, 20166 votes

Oh I know a lot of countries have high obesity rates, but I live in America, and see it every day -- and the official statistic is somewhere upwards of 65% now. Really kind of depressing. : /

Jet SettMay 18, 20167 votes

As someone who is overweight I can attest to how depressing it is.

NiyumiMay 18, 201611 votes

I was blessed with the metabolism of a small bird, but it really does kind of bother me. People are so apathetic about their health, they won't change habits or move around to be healthier. But I mean, it's their life.

Jet SettMay 18, 20167 votes

It comes with the lifestyle; first you think it's something you can ignore, then by the time you notice it you're probably telling yourself you can't do it, or that it's pointless. All because I ignored my weight when it was easiest to deal with, now I live with the consequences of an overly lethargic sloth's level of activity.

Photos of GhostsMay 18, 20164 votes

Pff, just be too lazy to eat. It's easy, I do it everyday and am underweight by 20kgs.

BatchWizardMay 18, 20163 votes

My best friend is obese and he has worked on it all his life. It's not always easy and its not always the payoff you were hoping for but in the past year i think he lost upwards of 10 pounds. It does work eventually.

SolitairMay 18, 20169 votes

It's been decreasing . I think Mexico passed us.

NiyumiMay 18, 20164 votes

Well, if there's anything the gimme generation has done that's good, it's that they really care about their health (if you don't include drugs and alcohol as health detriments). So they try to eat healthy and stay fit. It's mostly middle-aged and older folk who are obese, though there are plenty of young people who are as well.

love godMay 18, 20162 votes

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Oh I know a lot of countries have high obesity rates, but I live in America, and see it every day -- and the official statistic is somewhere upwards of 65% now. Really kind of depressing. : /

You are stupid, the "official statistic" is nowhere near 65%. It is actually closer to ≥40%.

bill84May 18, 20161 votes

I have heard this a lot, but I have always wondered: what is the actual qualification for being obese?

NiyumiMay 18, 20165 votes

It's based on BMI (which isn't 100% accurate, but still pretty good).

If your BMI is less than 18.5, it falls within the underweight range.

If your BMI is 18.5 to 24.9, it falls within the normal or healthy weight range.

If your BMI is 25.0 to 29.9, it falls within the overweight range.

If your BMI is 30.0 or higher, it falls within the obese range.

Now, BMI doesn't account for, say, your build. Say you're a really big person bone-wise, but still perfectly healthy and thin. BMI might say you're overweight. Now, say you're a really skinny person, but you have a normal amount of body fat -- it might say you're underweight. Typically though, it's a good indicator and fairly accurate.

Pierce The VealMay 18, 20165 votes

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Sadly, that's kind of true. Literally more than 50% of the American population is obese. : /

Most of which are on the poorer side and have no access to the "luxurious" healthy food.

Seeiously, it's more about how we mass produce and sell and less about the actual eating habits of people (though the latter have been heavily impacted by the former).

PDE5 InhibMay 18, 20161 votes

I'm going to disagree. I currently don't eat healthy at all. I enjoy oreos every morning for breakfast and I like to eat Wendy's (for the record I'm not overweight lol). But, eating healthy really isn't that much more expensive. I've done it. My gf went on some health food phase lol. I'm currently in school and on a very fixed income. I had plenty access to healthy foods. My fear is that the "luxurious" healthy food you're referring to is all that stupid "completely organic" and overly priced food, which is expensive yes, but is not the only means of eating healthy. The real problem, and one that typically keeps me from eating healthy, is that it does take more preparation. Why am I going to prepare food when I can throw a pizza in the oven? To be honest, it is MUCH more about the quantity of food you put into your tummy than it is the quality. Calories in vs. calories out, while somewhat outdated, is still a very good indicator.

So it's not about how we mass produce. It's about actual eating and exercise habits of people. Of course, we're leaving out health conditions from this list. Statements like yours are kind of dangerous, as it takes the blame off the person. They start to think, "well it's not MY eating habits that are causing me to be overweight."

Just some food for thought.

lel, get it? food for thought....we talking about food...im funny

Awkward CouchMay 18, 20162 votes

You have oreos for breakfast? That just sounds awful. I mean I agree with everything else, but damn, that just sounds awful.

Pierce The VealMay 18, 20162 votes

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I'm going to disagree. I currently don't eat healthy at all. I enjoy oreos every morning for breakfast and I like to eat Wendy's (for the record I'm not overweight lol). But, eating healthy really isn't that much more expensive. I've done it. My gf went on some health food phase lol. I'm currently in school and on a very fixed income. I had plenty access to healthy foods. My fear is that the "luxurious" healthy food you're referring to is all that stupid "completely organic" and overly priced food, which is expensive yes, but is not the only means of eating healthy. The real problem, and one that typically keeps me from eating healthy, is that it does take more preparation. Why am I going to prepare food when I can throw a pizza in the oven? To be honest, it is MUCH more about the quantity of food you put into your tummy than it is the quality. Calories in vs. calories out, while somewhat outdated, is still a very good indicator.

So it's not about how we mass produce. It's about actual eating and exercise habits of people. Of course, we're leaving out health conditions from this list. Statements like yours are kind of dangerous, as it takes the blame off the person. They start to think, "well it's not MY eating habits that are causing me to be overweight."

Just some food for thought.

lel, get it? food for thought....we talking about food...im funny

The question is, which part of income earners are you in? And which group of income earners did you grow up in? A lot of these eating habits still originate from one's current or past economic wellbeing.

And no, actually eating healthy isn't cheap. You see those things they're selling everywhere? Here's a hint, if you're not a chemist, then if there's anything weird named listed on its nutrition label that you don't recognize, don't buy it. Ok, now that that's done, don't buy anything with over 10 major ingredients on its back. Also no processed food, as that is horrible for you. Ok, remember to only eat organic/wild caught/free roaming, as the alternatives tend to either have loads of pesticides, or, in the case of animals, tend to have been fed growth hormones and kept in an area barely bigger than their bodies (and stressed animals not only don't taste as good, they also are not good for you in general). Also, try to avoid packaged foods in general.

Wait, but that's just the criteria for the foods you can eat. From there, you should make sure to eat no more than 100 grams (400 calories) of carbohydrates a day, while also eating over 100 grams (once again 400 calories) of protein a day. Side note: fat, unlike proteins and carbohydrates, has 9 calories per gram. Fill all of the rest with vegetables and fats, little to no fruits allowed, as they cut into your daily 100g of carbs allowed.

This is the only way you're going to eat healthy. None of that "oh I'm eating organic, I am eating healthy." The entire food market is monetized, so you have to put in extra effort to eat properly.

Do note that 4 years of college (or more), where most people can barely get by with loans and the money they have, tend to lead to bad eating habits as well. And public school in areas in not so wealthy areas have less tax dollars going towards education, leading to worse school lunches, which ultimately also majorly impacts the students' future diets.

TL;DR (1) It's not so easy to really eat healthy, either taking long amounts of time or money. (2) Our education system and wealth gap lead to eating habits scaling from ok-good in the top one percent, down to utterly abominable and suicidal in the bottom quintile.

PDE5 InhibMay 18, 20163 votes

The question is, which part of income earners are you in? And which group of income earners did you grow up in? A lot of these eating habits still originate from one's current or past economic wellbeing.

I grew up in Youngstown, Ohio.

Here's a hint, if you're not a chemist, then if there's anything weird named listed on its nutrition label that you don't recognize, don't buy it.

As for the meat of your post...it seems as though you are blindly following the scare tactics used by the media. You don't have to go to the super organic fake food store in order to eat healthy. Period. You kind of sound like the person that thinks GMOs are chemicals put into foods.