Welcome to League of Puns...
Just do league of legend puns. I GAREN-tee it'll be a good thread.
I'd love to tell a Zilean puns, but I don't have the time to Cass-t W right now Well, what are you guys waiting for? Fizz-ical and post them!
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Whenever I see these threads, they 
back and forth from stale to clever and back to stale again. There's no 
how long this one'll run before someone 
it up with awful wordplay. The 
my heart tells me, I might just be that bastard.
?
.
Now now, no need for torches and pitchforks. And please, don't poke me with a 
.
Ugh. This was terrible. I should be 
from further participation.
Just do league of legend puns. I GAREN-tee it'll be a good thread.
I'd love to tell a Zilean puns, but I don't have the time to Cass-t W right now Well, what are you guys waiting for? Fizz-ical and post them!
Wow, your thread is just horrible. Imma rate you 
o over 10.
Don't expect 
good ones.
wow u guys are so talon-ted
Puns you say? I'll have you know a friend of mine doesn't appreciate my Godlike puns.
Good thing I've made an item set for 
called "Braumination" or maybe my 
one called "It's About Tide To Run"
Playing with a bind and lasers with low cooldowns are a 
-ury
Since I recently started playing more 
support, I've been feeling she is more and more of a bright idea.
Thinking less about Support champs, I've 
-dy thought of that one.
I've considered trying 
, I think it'll be quite dashing.
Trying to think of more, but 
has me stumped.
That's all for now, because I'm sure like 
you're all dying for me to finish.
If you don't like my new puns, you're gonna have a time. I 
tee you some good ones, but first d to figure out how to make them 
y. It's really an 
ing process, that 
ves you tired. sus Christ! Ive got some! Did you know that bats are
al? 
dy or 
, here I come. Some people wear sors when playing sports. Most of these attempts to make you guys laugh are probably all in 
. Dont be a jerk, or you will get bad 
. I haven't 
led out yet. These puns are so 
ly. 
want to tell you more. 
t coming up with more. Can I 
k you a question?
Im holding on 
s! They will not con
us. We will be 
ious. 
st annoying thing about league would have to be the flamers. How many more of these can you guys 
? lly need to get myself a life. 
your minds, and then press forward on this punishing journey. Oh shit! I misclicked! 
. Are you guys 
ing yet? These puns are d
by an unknown force. Feel 
of my comedy. 
takes her 
off to you. I think you guys might be at your 
. These jokes will leave critics 
.
I just ed off my
This post is so Gnarly....
As a "pun master", you must be 
to "teach" me… but let me tell you something. I am not 
when I say I am the Pungeon Master. Call me but I don’t believe you are fully aware of who I am. To invoke my true name is to call down 
upon your house and family. You wouldn't want that, would you? After all, 's a -blam!-. So, let me divulge to you a handful of monikers that have been given to me over the years:
- The of God
- Fire
- Tamer of
-er Maws - The
of House Kaiju - The Eighth Dead .
Annieway, I digress. Allow me to tell you what a proper pun is: a pun is a word of art, a true display of skill. It takes more than just brains and . 
to have a 
-y typing finger, a quick wit and most of all, peace of mind. But the day-to-day demands of "friends" and "family" all but make that impossible! Therefore, you must 
all connection with the outside world; isolate yourself from your friends and family. Only then can you will attain true pun .
But do not deceive yourself by thinking you can approach my level. I’m 
to tell you... as a friendly comedian... it’s impossible. Healthy men take -agra just so they can compete with me; 
of 
; a force of nature. Simply put: calling be a mere "student" is a big 
.
I will not allow you to 
my honor; strike me, and nothing will save you from the 
I'd have in store for you. I -tee that if we were to 
, you'd experience pain beyond 
ing... but I would not 
you. That'd be too simple. Only I've claimed e... when Riot is s... then you would have my permission to die.
You might be thinking, "Maybe I bribe him if he gets mad?" to that!
"COME NOT BETWEEN A DRAGON AND HIS WRAITH." ―William Shakespeare
Once it 
's, my 
knows no bounds! Not death, not a Lolli-
, not a bottle of -y soda, not a of bread, and not even a plate of masterfully-cooked plate of Flap would save you from me!
But I've explained this to you, haven’t I?
... I've gone overboard again. I'm so sorry. Sometimes I need a ca- for my rage. Let’s get it back on-topic... before it decides to 
both. But for the record, I set the stand for pun master.
why did fizz fall of his trident, because he's unstable...
These puns are ly .
I'm trying really hard to think up some new puns, but I realize I've made a mistake. Natural , my puns simpl are clever enough. It's obvious my efforts are in .
My toys are battery-d.
ics is an interesting subject.
The ian age sure had its downs and ups.
ITT; your post better have a pun in it or you're gonn have a time.