Dear permabanned people, please learn from Bill

BeatzBoyFTW·Jan 24, 2016·152 votes·6,806 views

http://i.imgur.com/uGuxfql.jpg

79 Comments

PePsiLemoNNJan 24, 201633 votes

That keyboard tho ... Is Bill an Katarina main?

Pale PirateJan 24, 20166 votes

From the looks of it, I think he is very close to becoming a Karthus main.

Call A DrJan 25, 20161 votes

don't dis karth, nobody knows who he is

Jungle Lux GodJan 24, 20163 votes

His head is too far up to be a Katarina main.

Everyone knows that a good Katarina main has their face perpetually lying on the keyboard to faceroll at will.

BommerhondJan 24, 20162 votes

Rofl haha

EndlessSorcererJan 24, 20163 votes

Bill only has three buttons.

Probably a Teemo or Vayne player.

CorgiParadeJan 24, 20162 votes

Vayne

I wonder how badly you got destroyed by one of the more mechanically difficult ADCs to want to say that.

EndlessSorcererJan 24, 20163 votes

I have no issue with Vayne as a champion.

However, Vayne and Teemo are two of the very few champions who only have three active abilities and two purely passive abilities. Varus is another example.

If you were to play with only three buttons on your keyboard, you would want champions with only three active abilities and who typically purchase items without actives.

CorgiParadeJan 24, 20161 votes

My apologies, usually when somebody goes and says something about the amount of buttons you need to play a champion (i.e Master Yi has two buttons) they say it because they lose a lot to a certain champion and/or they're just joining in on the circlejerk.

EndlessSorcererJan 24, 20161 votes

Understandable mistake.

QuortJan 24, 20161 votes

Doesn't Vayne generally build Blade of the Ruined King? Mercurial Scimitar is also pretty strong for the cleanse.

And Teemo may consider Zhonya's Hourglass!

And you wouldn't be able to ping or type... :/

I don't think there is any Champion that can be played to their full potential with only three buttons. :(

EndlessSorcererJan 24, 20162 votes

Maybe she's started building Blade of the Ruined King again.

I don't see her a whole lot, but I thought the common build on Vayne had changed to something like:

or
or or
or or
or or or

It provides early critical strike chance (for danage ad sustain from Warlord's Bloodlust), movement speed (for chasing and kiting), survivability (damage reduction and lifesteal), and high DPS.

QuortJan 25, 20161 votes

Really? I've still seen them building Bork, but that's anecdotal evidence and not really representative of the Vayne population. You're probably right though! x3

The Finn MobileJan 25, 20161 votes

ashe maybe? haha i don't even play much league but isn't her q just passive and can't be activated

SolitairJan 24, 201631 votes

get out of here with that Bill crap. He's everywhere. Down with Bill!

BeatzBoyFTWJan 24, 2016125 votes

Alright, fine -_-

http://i.imgur.com/j18L8Jw.jpg

There, ya happy?

Maximum MordeJan 24, 201624 votes

Are you sure that isn't Taric?

BeatzBoyFTWJan 24, 201620 votes

If it were, that would be just......outrageous.

inserts homo-moan

Mistress MadokaJan 24, 20165 votes

A Homoan?

MeesterMooJan 24, 20163 votes

0:16

PeponiPoroJan 25, 20161 votes

I know what that means! OMG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!

MeesterMooJan 25, 20161 votes

Hahahaha

GetMariahCarriedJan 25, 20161 votes

hahahahaha I don't... ... ... sniffle

Not sure if I should be sad, or grateful. I guess it depends on what it means.

TheGamingWayJan 25, 20162 votes

The Taric Japanese voice has him sounding like he is climaxing for his death animation and that is the time it comes up in the video.

protoss nubJan 25, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Alright, fine -_-

http://i.imgur.com/j18L8Jw.jpg

There, ya happy?

femistnazi

almawifiJan 25, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Alright, fine -_-

http://i.imgur.com/j18L8Jw.jpg

There, ya happy?

Jill is an hot grill confirmed

bill84Jan 24, 20165 votes

this offends me greatly

ZêphJan 25, 20162 votes

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get out of here with that Bill crap. He's everywhere. Down with Bill!

The memes will never stop. Join the memesquad or get exterminated https://40.media.tumblr.com/dfa41f1c354ccb2c9cb1644a520e825e/tumblr_o0si34WAqe1rma2o1o1_500.png

Virgin RayJan 24, 201613 votes

Bill is chill

weeaboomerJan 24, 201610 votes

When you get that sweet message that a player has been punished. [zombie-nunu-hearts]

Ward BaronJan 24, 201610 votes

https://i.gyazo.com/1ac2710adaf06db55883ed19d898b845.png

Darkslayer85Jan 25, 20162 votes

Yep. This. Riot needs to weed out the players that are bad, and place them with the other bad players.

Ward BaronJan 25, 20161 votes

well it's not weed out bad players but climbing is a struggle and it very easy to just get on a smurf for people and go be "sorry just bad" low elo. If a laner dies early and everyone is like "it's cool just play safe" they come back to lane and continue to overextend not playing safe and die again. It gives me massive anxiety because of the pressure 1 person is now putting on the game by feeding 1 snowball champ before the jungler has even made a clear. At that point people will say "OK, plz just sit on tower and farm the best you can. We will help as soon as we lvl" but they REFUSE and just continue to not play safe at all. It's not being "bad" its them clearly trying to push your buttons. If someone says that to me, no problem because I want to win.

RaoulJan 25, 20161 votes

I wish I could upvote this more. THIS is how reality looks like, not this shit picture in the starrting post!

EU SRB MarksmanJan 25, 20162 votes

this post is gold. I am tired of these players who pretend they have muted someone who is toxic (who they basically aggravated by not playing safe, feeding repeatedly, and getting caught 40 mins into the game causing their whole team to lose) and then reporting that player who gets a chat restriction imposed on him while they walk away with no punishment for their unsportsmanlike behavior and refusal to listen to pings/advice. They don't cooperate with the team but they get easily butt hurt or they simply bait other players into becoming toxic so they can report them. This kind of behavior should not go unpunished.

rtbf225618241Jan 24, 20164 votes

Except that i actually say "Muted and reported" before i do so, in hopes of that person being able to reflect on how did he/she behave.

101100111000Jan 24, 201619 votes

That never works.

It just makes them angrier.

rtbf225618241Jan 24, 20163 votes

I honestly don't care. Their loss, then.

Actually xPekeJan 24, 20168 votes

You're just making them more mad. You can be stubborn and keep on saying that like a douchebag, or just mute em and keep playing the game.

There's absolutely no valid reason to say "Muted & reported" before muting someone

IsoVhellJan 24, 20162 votes

Good make them more angry then their true personalty shines through! Don't need those type in gaming.

BeMyFriendPleaseJan 24, 20163 votes

Let the ~~wookie~~ bully win.

If you get mad at being flamed, you are the bad guy.

macromiteJan 24, 20167 votes

that's not the right answer, but it seems your getting there. if someone is flaming you, step one is to accept a loss because flamers are useless in teamfights. step two is to mute and report them without typing anything back. step three is never seeing that person again.

spawnman62Jan 24, 20161 votes

{quoted}

that's not the right answer, but it seems your getting there. if someone is flaming you, step one is to accept a loss because flamers are useless in teamfights. step two is to mute and report them without typing anything back. step three is never seeing that person again.

Good luck on that one. I have multiple tickets where I have reported a troll/flamer and get him on my team the very next game.

JonxxJan 24, 20163 votes

Just wait 5 min after the game, and unless you're in high elo you won't see him again...

Nunya BezwacksJan 24, 20161 votes

You say that shit like those people will ever actually be in a team fight. Your just one of the kids who talk shit thats why you want them to be allowed to push people around. Riot won't do shit to them thats why they removed the tribunal so they could keep their beloved 98% by choosing a handful of people to get banned and the rest go free.

macromiteJan 24, 20163 votes

no, I'm just trying to tell people that they actually can't push people around alone, they need to be let in first. kind of like a classic vampire, they can't hurt you unless you let them.