So you want to play ranked? Here's what you need to know,brought to you by the Department of Defense

F0EHAMMER·9/17/2015, 12:56:21 AM·275 votes·10,878 views

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png So Jimmy you want to play a ranked game of League of Legends?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1331541/thumbs/o-1940-570.jpg?1 Gee willikers Mr, that would be keen, I sure wish I was challenger.

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png Hold on there sport, have you made sure you won't ruin other players gaming experience?

http://www.strike-the-root.com/72/knight/TZanthony.jpeg What do you mean Mr?

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png Make sure you don't put a damper on other people's gaming experience. No one wants an afk on their team. It's always good to play a custom or even normal game to see if your connection is stable, don't want those commies to disconnect you. Also make sure dinner or bed time aren't within the next hour wouldn't want to miss mom's apple pie or be tired during school, education is what makes America great and separates us from the Communists.

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg76/GadflyRage/twilight%20zone/goodlife/goodlife04.gif Gosh darn it someone locked in a role I wanted, why couldn't I be first pick?

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png Now Jimmy you have to respect the pick order, since you are last pick and support is the only role left which champ are you going to play?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightzone/images/8/87/It's_A_Good_Life.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20090818063230 Shaco

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png No Jimmy, instead try one of these Blitzcrank Thresh Sona, picking one of these champs will help your team out more then picking another jungler, and increase your chances of winning. Don't let your team down, and remember to be considerate, otherwise we must ask ourselves

https://i.imgflip.com/r5zl2.jpg

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png Remember Jimmy be mindful of other people, they might be in their promos and would surely be flustered about losing because of an afk or troll.

http://www.strike-the-root.com/72/knight/TZanthony.jpeg One more question Mr, what if my connection isn't stable?

http://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/rod-serling1.png Then stay out of my ranked games you inconsiderate F#$%

or play baseball or something

71 Comments

A Superb Villain9/17/2015, 3:22:08 AM108 votes

This should go under Tips & Tricks because this is legitimate advice.

50000000000000009/17/2015, 2:35:54 AM47 votes

inb4 shaco support works

Yes, it does, but don't do it just because you didn't get the role you wanted. Practice it first.

Daedalus8719/17/2015, 3:42:11 AM34 votes

Mr. can smoke, but Graves can't have a cigar?

Jungled9/17/2015, 2:13:54 PM29 votes

Am I the only one who read this in a voice/accent? Fk me.

Auryiel9/17/2015, 4:24:06 AM16 votes

Mother Russia disapproves

64539310_DEL9/17/2015, 2:28:58 AM7 votes

I say this to you sir. Congratulations...you've won.

TheYankee9/17/2015, 11:33:09 AM6 votes

don't forget to mention that picking outside of the meta will get you flamed and called a troll... even though it's completely within Riots terms. So long as you are playing your best and trying to have fun. You aren't doing anything wrong. Remember that kids. Anyone that disagrees and thinks that meta is king is part of the problem.

gubigubi9/17/2015, 6:32:33 AM4 votes

There needs to be an actual video of this.

63536895_DEL9/17/2015, 5:25:26 AM4 votes

You bastard, I stopped reading when you implied Shaco can't supp. I'll have you know he's an op supp.

LICENSED HOOKER9/17/2015, 7:59:08 PM3 votes

This should be pinned tbh..

AChanceOfReign9/17/2015, 1:48:57 PM2 votes

This is awesome! UPVOTE! :D

KING OF MASKS9/17/2015, 8:08:34 PM2 votes

1950s America is the best; take my upvote.

Rocxidi9/17/2015, 8:47:06 PM2 votes

Someone should sticky this in Tips and Tricks.

BoxOfDOG9/17/2015, 5:31:55 PM2 votes

When you do all of the suggested.. Then you load into a ranked game and your power goes out for 20 minutes.

THANKS LEAVERBUSTER!

Twiggles9/17/2015, 2:21:34 PM2 votes

This is so much like the best thing, that it might just be the best thing.

Xonra9/17/2015, 6:26:20 AM2 votes

slap claps and just nods

Gentleman Gems9/17/2015, 3:37:27 PM2 votes

This is good, and the ending is funny. I wish more people did this in ranked

All Day Tay Tay9/18/2015, 8:32:40 AM2 votes

please include something about not having 1 of every rune.

Baron SuperBrave11/25/2015, 4:45:05 AM2 votes

Dat ending

Markus Kruber9/18/2015, 2:13:17 AM1 votes

This looks cool but it seems like brainwashing, capitalism

Rhan4/11/2016, 10:14:35 AM1 votes

I lost 2 promos to plat V with 2 wins 0 losses, and then ofc 3 losses in a row, S/O to my adc garen /o/