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AyRe CoNteMpT1 votes

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Deep Terror Nami4 votes

Chill dude.

Drackolus1 votes

I'm a support main, so I'll gank a lane, give the laner the kill, then take one caster and leave. My lategames are always bad for some reason.

Hatless Casual1 votes

If I wander to help a stalemating lane I'm usually fine with the assist and taking the tower.

Drackolus2 votes

Oh, when I'm actually supporting I won't take any minions. I meant when I'm jungling, I barely take any taxes. It just feels so wrong.

LordGeovanni2 votes

it is when you have an item dedicated to giving you extra gold when you kill jungle camps

JuhnZeiFox1 votes

I only takes cs from lanes as a jungler when you aren't in your lane. and your walking back.....you can tell me no all you want but you cant stop the Yi from taking what he wants.

USG Morta1 votes

if the jungler gets the kill instead of the laner, he shouldnt tax lane

LankPants3 votes

That's dependent. Sometimes the laner has an excess of gold and just wants to B, in which case the best thing the jungler can do is help push the wave into the tower.

LordGeovanni2 votes

until you have 6 items an elixer and an upgraded trinket there is no such thing as an excess of gold

4th Chiming Lamb2 votes

Jungle, then get back to me.

macromite1 votes

I only tax if I fail a gank, specifically if I fail and its because my laner didn't get off his farming ass to help. then I tax, because I need the gold more to stay relevant.

Vistha Kai1 votes

So you don't bother to check if a laner is able to assist in a gank and then punish them for that? Way to go.

macromite1 votes

I calculate how much it would take to kill the enemy, whenever I gank, I come in KNOWING that I'll get something. sometimes I need my laner to be there. fyi, I also tend to initiate ganks when the laner is in position, or when the enemy is Horribly out of positiondue to extending past their minions. when a gank of mine fails, its because my laner is either stupid or a coward.

Vistha Kai1 votes

Usually when I meet people like you I tell them "get out, I don't need your ganks".

macromite1 votes

dont worry, I dont gank scared people anyway.

Vistha Kai1 votes

Better this than to have a loser like you lose the lane by being too brave.

macromite1 votes

too bad you already lost lane, from not being agro enough to trade.

Vistha Kai1 votes

I never said I'm only AFK farming the lane. I did however say, that you graciously coming to my lane and taking minions from me for not reacting to an obviously bad gank that'd get at least one of use killed, is not welcomed and you can whine somewhere else.

macromite1 votes

my ganks are almost never bad, you're assuming that they are, and in that situation you may be correct, but as it stands, I make plays that sometimes require the proper assistance from my laner, and if they don't provide it, I'm gonna take some farm, so that I can stay relevant.

You see, as a jungler, my ganks have to have relevance, and if they don't then I'm getting behind for nothing. to stop this from happening, You need to achieve a kill in a gank, and personally, I'm fine with walking away with the enemy having spent a summoner spell. but If I take my time to step from my jungle to help your ass, and you don't have the decency to follow up, then I will take your farm. when I said you weren't agro enough to trade, I was stipulating that you would need to be playing like that to not follow up.

I've never been whining, you came to me complaining

Vistha Kai1 votes

Well, you put a keyword somewhere in this post. I only ask for ganks if I'm really in a hole. If I was able to farm peacefully and you came to gank, you must've read the chat wrong, because I clearly wasn't in need of a gank.

But let's stop talking hypotheticals and part on good terms, shall we?

macromite1 votes

I agree, have a good rest of your day.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

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Vistha Kai1 votes

Did you open an image in Notepad and then copy-paste it here?

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

No, I deleted that I CANT EVEN KILL THINGS RIGHT! D:

Vistha Kai1 votes

My friend was once so bad at supporting she killed somebody with Soraka's ult. You are like the opposite of that. :P

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Wait, what? HOW?!?!??!

Vistha Kai1 votes

To this day I wonder what actually happened.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Okay, I wrote a guide, but lost that. Then I tried to imbed an image, but lost that too. So here: Do whatever the hell you want. Just don't be a dick about it.

Laughing Fish1 votes

Or when they steal your gromp, so you tax their lane like: http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Breaking-Bad-Felina-1.gif

DirkTarTar1 votes

Think of the Jungler as the IRS... he is gonna tax you.. if you complain... he will tax you more... and then fine you (300 gp) if you got the 300 gp fine first, you probably deserved it if he died and gave the lane a double kill... tax returns are pretty shitty sometimes...

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