Descibe yourself using champion quotes
"Time to feed"
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"It's time to get violent..... and weird.." 
#"Dying is like 95% of what I do." 
"We serve cookies in hell... And they've all got raisins."
######--Gatekeeper Galio
(Because I am evil.)
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left
"Existence is torment" 
"..."
"I ain't got time for games!"
plays games anyway
"Call me king, call me demon....water forgets the names of the drowned."
: "Art is worth the pain"
"My profession... You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker."
"Yes, a baker."
"It's mating time"
Bard Noises
SCUM!
"You can't be lonely when the land is this beautiful." "Damnit! I hate walking!" "Do not try my patience."
FACE ME, SWAB!
"AFRAID OF THE DARK? THAT'S MY SHADOW."
-Battlecast prime Cho'Gath
"Double rainbow, what does it mean?" 
"Wanna smelll it? NO FLOWER FOR YOU!" 
"GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" (very angry and willing to throw something)
Kinda everything he says, actually...Kinda makes me uncomfortable if I think too hard, so I'm gonna move on before I scare myself.
"Welp. I'm bored." "They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness." "I prefer to work at night because, y'know, the sun? Bright? Yuck!" (Too edgy, stubborn, and a night owl.)
"Perfection isn't good enough." "Everyone wears a mask. I just chose to create my own." (Crippling OCPD and depression, the latter being treated atm)
"Keep pushing me." "I'd rather make mistakes than make nothing at all." "There are always consequences." "I'm no angel." (No explanation needed)
"Do not try my patience."
Once again, his dark attitude clicks a little too well.
"All things fade... but me."
fuck my life
Okay.
Mecha 
WHOS THE UNSTABLE PROTOTYPE NOW
"Another meal." "Delicious." "I will consume all." "Yummy." 
wait, what champion says "its time to feed"? XD
And im...... OK.
Learn from your Mistakes
42... there's just something about that number
DURDURDURDURDURDURDUR (Rest in piece)
"Feeding Time" 
: LONG DISTANCE COMMUNICATIONS ... SEND!
: 42! I knew it! ... now ... what was the question again?
: Sometimes you have to make a door
Who's a good boy? I'm a good boy
Let's make a potassium joke. K.
I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me!
"Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away! You were alone the whole time!"
"Need some grog..."
Alternatively:
"You will never have a grave, Graves... see, it's 'cause your name, it's... your name is like a grave, it's - I - never mind."
"I could really go for a nap."
"Fair winds unleashed." 
"I decide what the tide will bring." 
"The storm approaches."
"I'm a solider, not a savior." (Star Guardian)
"There are always consequences."
"I have come to kill you for the sake of honor. And though you possess none, still you die." 
I'm actually quite sweet, but I have a fiery temper that I don't let rise to the surface until it's time to expode. Even then, I'm still calm and collected, as I know whatever I say will come back to bite me. I explode from petty things. But my honor is one thing I hold in high esteem. If it is insulted, I will begin to get extremely agitated. I like to talk things out with my agitator before things get messy, but if they make the same mistake I am not afraid to and have attacked someone. (Nothing extreme -sweatdrops-)
"Feeding time!"
"I consider frigid a compliment."
"Being nice is soooo tedious."
"I hear a man likes a lady with legs."
"You can't milk those."
"One time I thought I found the hero... but he died."
When I look for a duo.
"You're in my way" "I hope this works" "Huh. Didn't know I could do that."
Only you can hear me, summoner.
"I used to live by a code."
Do not try my patience
Afraid of the dark,wiiiiiisee
"Nothing important should be taken seriously"
i'm a perfectionist so...
"i cannot be good, i must be perfection!"
"I don't have time for this!"
