Reason why league makes no sense number #39
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
up vote just for gardevoir
Oh god you found a new one.
It's one of his "Big 3"
Love how Rakka draws Gardevoir
mmm
Let me just buy this cloak so I'll be more harmful.
I have a mask. I am more healthy now.
There's multiple other bows I could shoot with (and swords), but this one just feels better against giants, smh.
Beware! I have a hourglass. Your swords mean nothing to me now.
This cape is on fireeeeee.
Most overloaded YA novel I've ever read.
Thanks to these boots, I attack faster!!! Boots comfy for my arms.
Alcoholism never felt so supportive.
Boots cover your feet, block 12% of damage from sword strikes(not hitting your fett), arrows(not hitting your feet), bullets(not hitting your feet), and a variety of magical attacks(not hitting your feet)
Nah it works because that 12% is the shots that miss and only hit your feet.
seems legit.
How about a arrow in the knee.
Crossbows have more force than a standard bow. It checks out
Then why does Quinn suck at killing tanks 0: ?

Checks out.
I miss old lore....
The idea was that the items didn't "exist"
They were just like buffs the summoners used...
Most overloaded YA novel I've ever read.
Having read it, you should understand why readers never want to survive. XD
The sunfire kinda makes sense, you can imagine someone being surrounded by a ring of fire, which will damage everyone around him.
you should watch Doctor Strange...
True dat
Reason why league makes no sense #42

hides in a tiny patch of grass that somehow magically conceals his huge ass
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
Well I mean... she is trying to blow it up. I'd say TF hitting it with a playing card and it blowing up makes less sense. Or the fact that gangplank has a nigh unlimited supply of barrels lodged in his ass in the first place.
It doesn't blow up, though, it just disarms and disappears.
Touche.
It's the oranges. They remove all the physical concerns for having infinite barrels of gunpowder shoved up your rectum. (?_?)
-#40
I can destroy a void portal with 0 effort but i need to use everything to kill a normal guy like 
reason # 999: every member of the league is a vampire: 
this is why
keeps getting nerfed
XD
Reason why League does make sense:
There is no good reason to start alcoholism. It is bad for you, and the people around you.
Just you wait, once I get my swords
my arrows will reck your shit.
or just the fact that gangplank can magically summon barrels out of thin air
how about the cannonfire inland that's nowhere near the sea?
you can hear cannons being shot off in the distance when GP ults
except from the few maps there've been, only howling abyss is near the shore
how about the fact he can devour an entire orange in 1 bite with the peel and it somehow removes roots and stuns
can make skeletons (
) bleed.
Wurf
no amount of height escapes a caitlyn trap.
Or ability to go phase through people
They're spring loaded!
Or how about the way Sivir can throw her boomerang while throwing it at you while having it bounce through multiple enemies
in fact, i question the unlimited ammunition for all the ranged weapon users.
There was actually an archer quote in Warcraft 3/TFT where if you clicked her enough, she'd say "I wonder why I never run out of arrows."
I mean at least Ashe can explained by saying "Magic~~~" Jinx carries her ammo. I have no idea about anyone else.
MF must just hide it in her boobs I guess?
"throws ram at annie"
Reason League Doesn't Make Sense #69
Strutting is a type of walking that's slow and deliberate, for showing off the hips; but it makes
move and shoot faster.
Reason League Doesn't Make Sense # 34
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Throwing a card either somehow stuns you, slows you or returns his mana. Also, cards just dont fall and don't follow any proper physics. You'd think cards would curve assuming TF throws them really hard.
Twisted Fates biggest fear is not deep water, it's moderate wind speeds!!
Imagine if that was a thing. Oh my, no wonder Yasuo does so well into TF.