Reason why league makes no sense number #39
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
Let me just buy this cloak so I'll be more harmful.
I have a mask. I am more healthy now.
There's multiple other bows I could shoot with (and swords), but this one just feels better against giants, smh.
Beware! I have a hourglass. Your swords mean nothing to me now.
This cape is on fireeeeee.
Most overloaded YA novel I've ever read.
Thanks to these boots, I attack faster!!! Boots comfy for my arms.
Alcoholism never felt so supportive.
Reason why league makes no sense #42

hides in a tiny patch of grass that somehow magically conceals his huge ass
Gangplank:Places down barrel full to the brim with gun powder
Annie: Ill just hit it with fire lol
Well I mean... she is trying to blow it up. I'd say TF hitting it with a playing card and it blowing up makes less sense. Or the fact that gangplank has a nigh unlimited supply of barrels lodged in his ass in the first place.
-#40
I can destroy a void portal with 0 effort but i need to use everything to kill a normal guy like 
reason # 999: every member of the league is a vampire: 
this is why
keeps getting nerfed
XD
Reason why League does make sense:
There is no good reason to start alcoholism. It is bad for you, and the people around you.
Just you wait, once I get my swords
my arrows will reck your shit.
Throwing a card either somehow stuns you, slows you or returns his mana. Also, cards just dont fall and don't follow any proper physics. You'd think cards would curve assuming TF throws them really hard.
or just the fact that gangplank can magically summon barrels out of thin air
can make skeletons (
) bleed.
no amount of height escapes a caitlyn trap.
Or how about the way Sivir can throw her boomerang while throwing it at you while having it bounce through multiple enemies
"throws ram at annie"
Reason League Doesn't Make Sense #69
Strutting is a type of walking that's slow and deliberate, for showing off the hips; but it makes
move and shoot faster.