How to make your jungler gank with 5 easy words
/all " We don't have a jg"
Trust me it works 0% of the time
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"Top pushing, no wards, free"
Works 100% of the time for the enemy jungler though.
As a jungle main, I couldn't agree more.
Ok
rolls it down mid
- We don't have a jungle - Stop flaming him - No really, he afk'd
- We don't have a jungle - Stop flaming him - No really, yours took all his monsters
I don't believe in the existence of "junglers". Occasionally like an old fishermans' tale of a mermaid I'll encounter what looks like a jungler ganking for me, but they leave so fast I question whether they were real or not.
I don't know man, the usual words don't work.
"He has no flash/tp"
"He's out of mana, come"
"Stop taking your krugs he's afk under my tower"
/all report jungle afk "next gank should be easy"
I can't win my lane so I'm upset someone else isn't helping me win it! Report jungle useless trash won't gank 4/0 riven and he's only gables mid and bot (0/2)
Majority of league players logic in a nutshell.
A personal favorite of mine is when they compare the jungler even though one is lee sin level 3 and the other is master yi level 3.
"Report my jungler ,never gank". You're sure a jungler will Côme,though not the one you expected
"Who the hell needs a gank when you can kill the opponent laner AND their jungler?"
To anyone who actually says this.
Joke's on you, my all chat is disabled.
[slayer-jinx-wink]
Better 5 words "He got only five kills."
how to make your jungler gank with 4 easy words: ill suck you off.
Junglers aren't supposed to help you win lane!! But the reason the enemy team is winning is because their jungler helped them win lane, then take turret and drag.... It seems that junglers are they key cog in matches, in most cases, the side with the worse jungler is way more likely to lose.
0% of the time it works every time
"Come gank me mid, i have cookies."
How to make you jungle gank 100% of the time: 
Even works top!
Works 100% of time, 0% of the time.
Every time a lane says that, they are generally already feeding 1v1. Meaning I'll never show up to their lane. Just toggle a quick mute, and go about my business. I make it a point to track the enemy jungler, and am always around to counter gank if there is no counter jungling to be done, or lanes where we can gain any traction. Whiners don't really make my radar. They are usually weak and not worth putting ahead anyway.
I always freeze lanes. This hurts when i constantly have to collapse and save my jungler from invades.
I gave up hope. I inform people of cds, summoner used and expect nothing.
The jungle circle #### gets old. Every laner isn't great and every jungle isn't peanut
You will have bad teammates, get over it.
Or that will be selffuffiling as the jungled gets fed up and intentionally tanks only the other lanes. Or just quits. I have some better 5-word strats.
-Can you please gank me? -Opponent is pushing to tower. -Opponent no summs easy gank.
And many, many more!
Honestly, shit like this is tilting, just ping for assistance. I get very tilted when my teammates say stuff like this and "Warwick: 3 Zac: 0" Like come on.
I just realized that you said 0%, funny meme, but just saying this in all seriousness
"it's a yasuo player"
report this guy dor revealing the secrets of the hermetic order of gamers
dejum Crowley, dejum
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