Xayah Lemme Dash

Ithil Snek··89 votes·3,124 views

Anivia: This is a nice creep. Anivia: I like creeps. farms farms Rakan: Lemme dash... please. Anivia: No, Rakan. Anivia: Go find Xayah . Rakan: U want some heal? Anivia: No, Rakan. I don't want some hea- Rakan: I got you ward. Rakan: Hey gurl Rakan: U want sum feathers? flap Anivia: Ugh... Anivia: Rakan, your feathers are small. Rakan: Wot? Rakan: Swiggity swooty? Rakan: You want a shield? Rakan: She doesnt' want a shield... Rakan: A ward AND a shield? No... Anivia: Rakan? I'm leaving... A summoner has disconnected Rakan: Wot? Rakan: NO! WAIT! LEMME DASH Rakan: What has my life come to? Rakan: Xayah tought my feathers were big. Rakan: Xayah used to lemme dash Rakan :But Xayah is dashin Azir Rakan: Azir is a hoe

Rakan: Fuck this lane Rakan: Fuck Azir! Rakan: I NEED YOU Xayah! Rakan: Xayah LEMME DASH! Rakan: Ima get that bitch a creep Rakan: Bitches loves creeps Rakan: wrong creep, creep creep Rakan: Need creep got creep Xayah ! I got creep LEMME DASH . . . . . . . Please someone makes this a comic.

26 Comments

Tristan Griffon23 votes

...This. This made my night.

PokladnicaZla8 votes

Rakan (sings his lungs out) ; ˝Cause I'm a creep! I'm a weirdo!˝

yesnobanana6 votes

I KNEW SOMEONE WILL DO IT

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ithil Snek4 votes

You're welcome :p

Sniperblp1234 votes

There are no words in any language to describe how wide my smile was after reading this

Melledoneus3 votes

Actually, Becky is the bird in "Lemme smash." Becky literally tells Ron to go find herself lol

Ithil Snek1 votes

BUT in Lemme Smash II Final Mix, the bird that have the voice of the female bird in the original Lemme Smash is called Sophie (or Sarah not sure). Therefore the bird we see in the first Lemme Smash may be Sophie. However, it's effectively Becky that appears in "A Tragic Tail".

Melledoneus2 votes

I don't even think the rest of those are canon lol

4th Chiming Lamb3 votes

That moment when you realize that "Lemme Smash" now has a canon...

Melledoneus2 votes

Of course, the first one was canon. Disney ruined the sequels.

Ithil Snek1 votes

Actually these two are canon, since they have both been made by Incept (the creator of the original Lemme Smash) ;)

Blitz1003 votes

God DAMN. Thats a good meme : ^)

Ithil Snek1 votes

Thank you, sir.

AcidTheWarlock2 votes

Gotta thank Doc Mercy for starting this back up

ModAcademy Kayn2 votes

Oh god thank you for this.

Ithil Snek1 votes

You're welcome, doc!

teegorom1 votes

I got you Red

She doesn't Red

Blue and Red?

No

Also, 'Becky' is the same bird he talks to, so you didn't have to swap Anivia with Xayah at all.

TeCoolMage1 votes

Azir

MurderousMonarch1 votes

Replace Swain with Azir and it would be perfect. Otherwise, it's beautiful.

Ithil Snek1 votes

FTFY

MurderousMonarch1 votes

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FTFY

You're doing gods work, mate. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Ghi1 votes

I don't get it... Sounds like some random immature shit put together. Someone explain please.

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