The year is 2025.

C9 Scott·11/28/2019, 2:05:23 AM·32 votes·6,099 views

The year is 2025. SKT has just made a comeback year, winning their fifth world championship, the first time since 2021. The game is now 4v4 instead of 5v5, as top lane has finally been removed the previous year. The casters are watching a replay of SKT's series-winning teamfight. They slow it down, showing SKT's jungler, playing Sejuani, surviving in the teamfight for nearly three seconds, allowing the other three members of SKT to kill the entire enemy team in a slightly-quicker-than-average time of 0.13 seconds. "This is where it all turned around!" One of the casters can be heard saying as he draws a circle around Sejuani on the screen. "As you can see on the in-game clock right here," another caster says, circling the clock, "this is a grueling game, lasting a total of 23 minutes! That's the longest game we've seen so far this Worlds! When it really counts, SKT's jungler is able to step up, and what a final performance it is for the jungle role." "Don't forget," the third caster adds "we will be removing the jungle position in the Season 16 preseason, just as we've removed most tanks, with only Sejuani, Tahm Kench, and Galio remaining, and those will be gone next season as well, completely removing tanks from the game. I'm so excited to see how this plays out next year!"

Sighing, you turn off the broadcast and decide to queue up for a ranked game yourself. You open League. You are immediately taken into the ranked summoner's rift lobby, as Normals, ARAM, and TFT have all been removed. Normal games and ARAM are completely gone, but TFT is available as a microtransaction, costing 79.99. Knowing you'll be in queue for a while, you decide to take a shower and grab some dinner. You come back, watch a few YouTube videos, and after an hour and a half, you enter champion select. You got autofilled support, however, which is why the queue time was so short. You don't know how to play support, so you look at the champions available to play. You have unlocked Brand, Yasuo, and Xerath. The other supports are locked behind a paywall, as Riot removed Blue Essence in 2023. You decide to play Yasuo, who's now classified as a support. You have trouble selecting Yasuo, as your iPad is bugging out. You wish the game was still available on PC, but it's not. You finally select him, and get into the game.

The game ends up being a remake, as your mid laner, Zed, is AFK. You remake as to save time, but you still lose 25 LP, as part of Riot's new system to stop people from making a game a remake on purpose. You realize that you don't have time to queue up again, and go to bed, wondering if you'll play again tomorrow.

10 Comments

General Esdeath 11/28/2019, 6:33:15 AM11 votes

God I started off laughing and I ended with a sense of dread and depression

take my upvote

Posui Gart11/28/2019, 11:06:25 AM5 votes

Sejuani, surviving in the teamfight for nearly three seconds, allowing the other three members of SKT to kill the entire enemy team in a slightly-quicker-than-average time of 0.13 seconds

"Wtf, did they really waste 2.87 seconds doing nothing? Thats why they didn't win since 2021. Just wait, once those OP tanks will be removed, a true skill game will prevail and stupid afkers will finally get punished. Ahh, that 2021, I still shudder at the thought of it. How could people even play that? Not only was it 5v5 and Riot still didn't remove most tanks, but Conqueror still didn't get its true damage back and Aftershock was still in game. That time SKT, being the only team that abuses tanks, won precisely because of an uncounterable combo of 2 aftershock tanks on top and jungle, and with Kaisa and Vayne banned by them, those tanks survived for a horrifying time of 3.8 seconds each. They only lost 1 game in bo5 because they tried to bm by not attacking enemies for 3 seconds while their tanks absorbed damage, and got kicked for afk by leaverbuster. Ahh, after that Riot finally learned their lesson, removed Aftershock, added true damage on Conqueror back and added %hp damage to all other adcs"

DeadGame201911/28/2019, 2:59:40 PM4 votes

And the client still won't work.

GinoSoldier11/28/2019, 10:45:11 AM2 votes

This is unbelievable.

Support role would be removed long before the lane with half the LCS big plays champs in the game. Plus Riot hates vision and doesn't know what to do with champs who have a defensive role.

YiffMeImAFurry11/28/2019, 6:53:38 PM2 votes

This man has seen the future

Garen is adopted11/28/2019, 7:56:49 PM2 votes

I bet sejuani survived so long because she got a rework in 2023 and now her Q put her in a zhonya for 2 seonds then give her a ton of thormails effect and a little amount of armor, that of course after she dash in, and in that time also deal aoe attack speed reduction.

Kairoptra11/28/2019, 6:54:17 PM1 votes

Eh, you had me until you mentioned the whole TFT microtransaction thing. It's not really funny if it isn't based in reality.

Pretty much everything else was good, though. +1