You all know the song and dance, playing my main, AD carry Gragas top.

ME UNGA ME SMASH·4/19/2017, 2:24:35 AM·10 votes·347 views

My team and I had just secured our 5th Baron, 84 minutes into the game, when out from the ass of Jesus Christ himself, Hanzo jumps out of a bush, ults with his AOE stun in my face, and one shots me. Now, before you even get to that moment of truth, "But Dunk, all you had to do was flash the blind, and auto his pet Dragon one time to save the Nexus". That's all implied. What I'm failing to see here, is when I'm full AP Darius jungle, why I can't seem to find my left shoe. So what am I trying to ask? Your guess is as good as mine, my wife left the right oven on and my cat just took my uncle to brunch.

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OceanicEyes4/19/2017, 6:07:09 AM2 votes

Look Dunk, the problem was you weren't playing the ultimate counter to blinds, Lozenge. Lozenge is himself blind, thus can't be blinded by champs such as Ivern, Sergeant Johnson, and Yoshi. Next time, lock in full tank Zed and watch the enemy team surrender at 5 minutes. Or 70 minutes. One or the other.