Apply an existing slogan to Riot

So, what company's slogan or catchphrase do you wish applied to Riot?

My vote would be Discover's "we treat you, like you treat you."

Could you imagine if someone got a 14-day ban for continually afking during matches and they tried to appeal it. I think the ticket response would contain crickets.

Or that kid that gets banned for toxicity and the email stating why he was banned there was just a bunch of cuss words flaming him for being a shitty teammate? Haha.