What kind of game punishes you for tilting enemies?

My Ally got tilted from me tilting the enemy. What A Loser

Losers do that shit. Which is the reason I was tilting the enemy Pyke. Predictable high-ego ez-tilt champion. And if you're going to fall for the tilt, you will lose. Getting offended is a losing mindset. And when you have to play a game against 3 new Champ kits in ranked, it tells you how unbalanced the game is. People with ZERO play time on champs can simply pick a stacked kit and roll with it. It's unreal. Despite dodging every single one of Pykes abilities, he wasn't punished for his mistakes. The champ can be dumb broken, and there's no skill involved. So I decided if I want an edge I need to get this Pyke to stop being so bold. But a broken kit can't be discouraged- which is why Yi turret dives for kills at lvl 3 and gets away with it.

I started to /all chat to get the Pyke a little tilted and keep him from thinking clearly. It worked wonders, except my 50 IQ Top Lane Malphite getting offended for me talking to Pyke. He starts flaming me. Like okay buddy you're losing your lane despite our Jungle camping Top for you- take your frustration out on your opponent it's what I'm doing.

So I'm trying to tilt this Pyke, and Malphite is trying to tilt me. Then he's spamming "report" "report plz" in all chat. Thanks for betraying us you fucking chimpanzee. The moment he asked the enemy to report me, he cured their tilt. Now they found an ally in an enemy. I'm tired of trying to play a game with people literally too ignorant to understand basic psychological warfare.

Can we forget ELO and just use IQ tests to determine match making?