Choose 3 Champions to defend you. The rest are coming to kill you.
me: 
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I'm never gonna fuckin die
Everyone knows you always focus cho'gath and teemo and yasuo are so hated the other champions would completely forget about me
I'll go with a god that punches mountains 
A cosmic dragon that throws literal stars at people 
And one spooky boi 
Bottle neck them. Orianna uses her ultimate to clump them. Kennen Stuns them with his ultimate + Zhonya's MF shreds them with her ultimate.
Death is the best CC.
3? I only need 1
he will just hold me and run away,
everyone knows you don't chase singed, so I win :)
[sg-miss-fortune]
I don't value my life at all I just want those fuckers dead :3
A nice mix of defensive utility, and damage with a hint of cc. Gameplay wise.
Lore wise I'd be near untouchable between the two shields, black and divine intervention and the spectral shift on Kalista's r whatever that would be. All the while my assaulters are mowed down by vengeance and the Divine.
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Everyone is deleted.
I'm never gonna fuckin die
I'll do you one better.
to mess them up, heal me, and provide quick get-away.
to dance and charm our way out of sticky situations. Shield & heal is a plus.
because she is Bae. She could peel like a banana and silence my foes while healing me. Years later, we will be married with children. Looking back, we will laugh at the demise of our enemies and relish in their bloodshed.
[sg-jinx]
Minefield? Check Blinds? Check Heals? Check Fucktons of CC? Check Spamable abilities? Check
Ahri because she would be able to lure in enemies.
Illaoi because her tentacles would be able to deal with lots of enemies easily.
Zoe because the other champs would kill themselves once they were hit with the bubble cause its annoying as fuck.
I mean come on, summoning over 100 tentacles. One E would clear out most champs.
R. The rest of his kit would be pretty good too
I think his Q bounce would just be way too good.
I don't get why people are just picking 3 supports. How do you expect to kill them?
Are we going in game power or lore?
In game I'd go with 
Lore wise it'd be 
- for beer
- for some thicc pussy before i die
- to protect me while i have fun
Mine are going to be my fantasy Girls.
The Spider Queen Above all. She will Rappel into the void and build me the house of my dreams.
The fae sorceress. If she got me to D5 after years and years of play then she can get me to out of all sticky situations.
Because Star guardian Soraka will light up the sky with beautiful stars.
and for the escape while the ults are running.
i might have chosen taric, but zileans ult has a much shorter cooldown.
As my bodyguard.
For divine intervention.
For her followers.
I would hide out with Braum in a mountain cave in the northern Freljord while Anivia watched the surrounding area for any unusual travelers and Ashe sent spies and scouts to know the whereabouts of the enemy and funded my supplies.
It would be almost impossible. The divine champions could search the whole Freljord for me, but they would be learned of by Ashe or spotted by Anivia. The sneaky champions couldn’t cover enough ground in enough detail. If they somehow found my hideout anyway, then Braum could put his door against any breach while Anivia would summon a storm until they’d leave.
My only possible vulnerability would require some pretty stretched ideas of champions’ abilities. Nocturne would have to seek and sense my dreams and recognize that they were mine. Bard would need to somehow happen to know where I were hiding. Stuff like that.
three hottest league grils :^)
I shall die a happy man
I only need to fly me to a new planet... or might as well create one as we escape :P
Ezreal. Because his love for me will grant him courage to vanquish any who oppose our love.
Garen. My Demacian brother in arms. Perfect Lux repellant.
Skarner. Because when you are a gem aficionado like myself, having a pet Diamond scorpion is the perfect pet.
Can I pick the same champ more than once?
If so... I'll take three . Not because I think he would save me with his weeaboo fightan magics... but because if I'm gonna die anyways, I'd like the last thing I see to be three Yasuo getting ripped apart while each flaming the others and talking about how they "totally could have carried this if the team wasn't so trash".
they cant kill you if they cant reach you
me:
even those three won't protect you from all of the ADCs and Assassins. They won't have damage to fight back.
3 gods protecting me ggez
Lore-wise: and .
God, God and Gooooood.
Gameplay wise: 
I think I'll be good
lore
what is damage?
Good luck getting past Tahm Yorick can summon shit and fuck anyone up All it takes is 1 ult from a full ap nunu
For the best combination of power, enthusiasm, and devotion:
While it leaves out some true powerhouses, most of them are inscrutable at best (Bard), or unreliable at worst (Aurelion Sol, Kindred, Zoe). All three of the ones I've chosen are superhuman, quasi-mythical figures with immense power, and all of them are clearly incredibly devoted to protecting others.
Veigar to burst them all down Leona to protect me Bard travel to another universe where I'm not hunted! mehehehehehehe
turn back time, keep me alive, bird
Piltover's Finest!
Oh and Soraka, cause she heals.
in game 
lore 
i just want to see how long these three can go vs the rest of the roster
IF we follow the lore, it'z Ez PZ
Anyone not choosing them is already dead, they are death itself
Strongest being in the lore, nobody can kill you on Runeterra if you're not even there anymore
Just to get a check on the void, in case Daddy wants to come out
