Yep, I run the Phreak show (updated)
Why do all the chefs love 
?
He always comes back four seconds.
Why can't 
stay on his trident?
Because he's unbalanced.
: surp
! I'm back
What does it take to make 
laugh?
Ten tickles.
How many bronze players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Idk, they can't climb the ladder.
Why couldn't the potato play ADC?
No one would peel for him.
What is it called when Batman plays League?
The Dark Knight s
Why didn't 
have fries with his burger?
The order was given.
What is the healthiest champ in League?
.
walks into a bar.. and a chair... and a table...
What does a bronze 
main say?
Never won...
What do you call an AFK 
?
a 
.
What does 
serve at a party?
Just ice.
Why does no one like 
late game?
Because she's 18.
What did Rhaast have on Christmas?
A candy 
.
What is 
's favorite website?
Tumblr.
At the start of the game, 
said, "let's go invade!"
And then he ran very fast using his W skill.
What's a Yordle's phone service?
-bile.
Who does 
bow down to?
, cuz he's a -king.
I was playing and the enemy 
said,
"There's only room for one Insec on the Rift"
I was playing 
and I killed 
and 
at the same time
Two birds with one stone.
Why did 
lose the spelling bee?
She could only spell shield.
As a support I couldn't let my ADC die in .
got CC'd out of his ult.
How much damage did it do?
Absolute Zero.
An enemy has been .
I just got killed by .
Guess you could say I got
Blind Slided
These puns are so bad. I'm gonna 
along the 
for the 
you've caused.
After eating so much, 
looks 
eous. Better call the 
tor.
All these puns are 
me crazy.
I better stop stalling and cut to the 
.
one have some 
new puns? I have a 
but they should 
be announced to the public.
"Hey 
! Who's your favorite marksman?"
"Idk, but I really dig 
."
These are 
fic puns but I fear that if we keep going, we might make a mistake. It's bad 
.
I'm ashamed of how much time I spent on that. If you didn't understand any just ask and I'll be sure to reply. If you cringed (or laughed) then I'mma pat myself on the back and consider it a job well done. [slayer-jinx-wink]
