What's the HUGEST thing you ever swallowed whole?

Darth Karto·Oct 21, 2018·7 votes·6,763 views

Without biting or chewing full anocanda?

I once swallowed the celestial soul of a primordial angel to feed my olden life fibers as an ancient vampire

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39 Comments

Taric the GayOct 21, 201821 votes

I win

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Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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I win

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I don't get it

Taric the GayOct 21, 20181 votes

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I don't get it

I know you don't get it. I win. Trophy please.

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Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=8aVi4695,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2018-10-21T04:52:38.198+0000)

I know you don't get it. I win. Trophy please.

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No freal do u see how big a celestial Angel soul is it came as a continuous stream from the sky

U didn't even say wat u swallowed

oOBestEveNAOoOct 21, 20182 votes

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U didn't even say wat u swallowed

Trust me when I say, he doesn't need to, and you definitely know what he swallowed.

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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Trust me when I say, he doesn't need to, and you definitely know what he swallowed.

Swallowed and guzzled down a whole lotta bullcrap if ya think he won

I swallowed a damn celestial Angel soul

oOBestEveNAOoOct 21, 20184 votes

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I swallowed a damn celestial Angel soul

A soul doesn't follow the laws of physics and is considered a singularity. It takes up no physical space in the 4 dimensional macro universe. It may contain more information than a thing that exists in the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time, but exists in none of those dimensions.

It's a technicality, but clearly a soul cannot win this competition.

DrugothOct 21, 20181 votes

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A soul doesn't follow the laws of physics and is considered a singularity. It takes up no physical space in the 4 dimensional macro universe. It may contain more information than a thing that exists in the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time, but exists in none of those dimensions.

It's a technicality, but clearly a soul cannot win this competition.

This^

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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A soul doesn't follow the laws of physics and is considered a singularity. It takes up no physical space in the 4 dimensional macro universe. It may contain more information than a thing that exists in the three dimensions of space and one dimension of time, but exists in none of those dimensions.

It's a technicality, but clearly a soul cannot win this competition.

Soul so big it doesn't follow laws of physics is war u sayin

Taric the GayOct 21, 20182 votes

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Soul so big it doesn't follow laws of physics is war u sayin

Just going to remind you that I won.

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oOBestEveNAOoOct 21, 20181 votes

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Soul so big it doesn't follow laws of physics is war u sayin

It's either so large it can't exist in 4 dimensional space, or so small it can't. Or both at the same time cuz singularities are weird af.

DeracadaVenomOct 21, 20181 votes

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Trust me when I say, he doesn't need to, and you definitely know what he swallowed Depending on how you look at it it either starts with an E and ends with an L Or starts with a D and ends with a K

I think it’s the first one ;)

Taric the GayOct 21, 20183 votes

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No freal do u see how big a celestial Angel soul is it came as a continuous stream from the sky

U didn't even say wat u swallowed

Champions don't need to explain themselves. Hand over the trophy.

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oOBestEveNAOoOct 21, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=8aVi4695,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-10-21T04:47:15.120+0000)

I win

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Ezreal isn't all that big. I'm not impressed.

Chogath < TahmKench

MordiusOct 21, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taric the Gay,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=8aVi4695,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-10-21T04:47:15.120+0000)

I win

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pretty sure Tahm Kench has you beat

4 Step CadenceOct 21, 20183 votes

I got bronchitis and had to take some pretty big pills for that. Not fun.

DODGEORLOSEOct 21, 20182 votes

i swallowed my dad ;)

ShmeeveOct 21, 20181 votes

I swallowed that sweet elohell

VesperNadalOct 21, 20181 votes

Taric the Gay wins. End the contest.

DeracadaVenomOct 21, 20181 votes

I know Taric already won but I swallowed an entire DrMundo after Illaoi That’s a lot

Busty DemonessOct 21, 20181 votes

The pill that Trump would inevitably win the Republican nomination in 2016.

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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The pill that Trump would inevitably win the Republican nomination in 2016.

Crooked Hillary

DrugothOct 21, 20181 votes

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The pill that Trump would inevitably win the Republican nomination in 2016.

DRUMPF!!!

ORANGEMANBAD!!!

Starlight KnightOct 21, 20181 votes

Probably a fish oil pill, without any water.

F Ù ŃOct 21, 20181 votes

I swallowed my ego

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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I swallowed my ego

gurgle gurgle gurgle

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

Taric the GayOct 21, 20181 votes

Still waiting on that trophy

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Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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Still waiting on that trophy

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gif me for proof

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Taric the GayOct 21, 20181 votes

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gif me for proof

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Imagine the biggest sausage you've ever seen. Now imagine it being even bigger. I win.

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Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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Imagine the biggest sausage you've ever seen. Now imagine it being even bigger. I win.

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no gif

Taric the GayOct 21, 20181 votes

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no gif

You must have me confused with Laughing Fish. I enjoy a nice fish stick or twelve, but I am not a Laughing Fish.

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Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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Imagine the biggest sausage you've ever seen. Now imagine it being even bigger. I win.

http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png

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VeraskaOct 21, 20181 votes

One time I was practicing deepthroating a banana and it slipped out of my hand and lodged in my throat, the only thing I could think to do was to jerk my neck around violently to try n mash it up so its go down smoothly

The safer and easier method is to lay flat on an elevated surface (kitchen table, bed side etc) tilt your head back and let gravity take care of it

Darth KartoOct 21, 20181 votes

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One time I was practicing deepthroating a banana and it slipped out of my hand and lodged in my throat, the only thing I could think to do was to jerk my neck around violently to try n mash it up so its go down smoothly

The safer and easier method is to lay flat on an elevated surface (kitchen table, bed side etc) tilt your head back and let gravity take care of it

o bb mm